ok but hear me out: strawberry Jello poke cakes, where the sugar crystallizes and sets in the corners, but in this kind of thing <3 <3 <3

Oops I forgot to redact the age sorry to disappoint guys yes, I am, at least, over 26 years of age

You haven’t lived until you’ve gone to Chicago’s hottest former 7/11 gravel lot, where the drinks are cheap and the calories don’t count

If Stu is pouring Miami vices and I can get 99¢ of greasy cheese pizza I am so down 🐺 🍕

I refuse to check for anything <2 weeks but you are significantly more fashionable than I am

Don’t forget space for jump ropes!

Listen, 12, you have to come at the same time as me to move up the rankings

All cats should have demon names!

Given my reply guy energy one would think the skircle would spiral differently

Not really seeing enough of myself here TBQH!

Ok wow 30-minutes-ago me was such a trendsetter and didn’t even know it. (Had he know it would he have needed to sit down? Schroedinger’s Shower Paradox)

Because to be quite honest I was smitten from the first toss of the Baroness’s scarlet veils in the wind. But then: the fixation on white opaque liquids! The BLOOD. The saturation!

I guess I’m saying watch out I engaged with a piece of modern culture and I have OPINIONS — I might have to even write a substack about my own MEDIA LITERACY

No but seriously, how wonderful to see an adaptation of a brilliant novel of ideas that is both beautiful AND respects its audiences enough to render the ideas of transcendentalism and existential angst into thoughtful terms. This is what modern audiences want/need: substance, not sound bites.