Andrew Pierce
@andronicustom.bsky.social
Structured but eventually consistent,
My opinions are deep-fried sci-fi aphorisms, and yet I call them my own.
He/him Ⓥ
⚡bolt up!⚡
My opinions are deep-fried sci-fi aphorisms, and yet I call them my own.
He/him Ⓥ
⚡bolt up!⚡
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the internet is an information weapon designed by the united states department of defense, that people in the 90s turned into a decentralized street carnival, which we are posting in the repurposed ruins of
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the internet is an information weapon designed by the united states department of defense, that people in the 90s turned into a decentralized street carnival, which we are posting in the repurposed ruins of
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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"now when they start molting, don't be afraid. this is normal and natural. get her some treats like flies to celebrate."
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"now when they start molting, don't be afraid. this is normal and natural. get her some treats like flies to celebrate."
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Since week 8, the Chargers’ standard rush has the 4th highest pressure rate in football.
On the pod @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed why that matters for their matchup with Houston.
🎧: apple.co/4j9dVAY
📺: youtu.be/kd5b1MJgVu0?...
On the pod @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed why that matters for their matchup with Houston.
🎧: apple.co/4j9dVAY
📺: youtu.be/kd5b1MJgVu0?...
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Since week 8, the Chargers’ standard rush has the 4th highest pressure rate in football.
On the pod @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed why that matters for their matchup with Houston.
🎧: apple.co/4j9dVAY
📺: youtu.be/kd5b1MJgVu0?...
On the pod @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed why that matters for their matchup with Houston.
🎧: apple.co/4j9dVAY
📺: youtu.be/kd5b1MJgVu0?...
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I love how Pam Bondi and the MAGA DOJ openly, shamelessly, and maliciously go after Trump's enemies, but Merrick Garland sat paralyzed for four years, terrified that prosecuting Trump for literally treasonable offenses would violate norms, precedent, and decorum. He must be so proud.
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I love how Pam Bondi and the MAGA DOJ openly, shamelessly, and maliciously go after Trump's enemies, but Merrick Garland sat paralyzed for four years, terrified that prosecuting Trump for literally treasonable offenses would violate norms, precedent, and decorum. He must be so proud.
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
Wholesome post: Armenian mailman was on the phone gassing up his bro "we look up to you bro - you're a role model bro, number 1"
December 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wholesome post: Armenian mailman was on the phone gassing up his bro "we look up to you bro - you're a role model bro, number 1"
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He’s not gonna win but Justin Herbert should absolutely be in the MVP conversation
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He’s not gonna win but Justin Herbert should absolutely be in the MVP conversation
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Did no one else see the “Surviving Ohio State” documentary? How is Jim Jordan still in Congress?
Jack Smith has requested that Jim Jordan release the entire video of his 8-hour closed-door testimony which he gave this week to the House Judiciary Committee.
Will Jordan release the video to the public?
If not, why not?
Will Jordan release the video to the public?
If not, why not?
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Did no one else see the “Surviving Ohio State” documentary? How is Jim Jordan still in Congress?
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The epstein files must be absolutely the most damning documents in history for them to be federally rescheduling cannabis today
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The epstein files must be absolutely the most damning documents in history for them to be federally rescheduling cannabis today
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“Interesting” that millennials have 69 and alpha has 67, and yet instead of 68, zoomers have absolutely nothing, thanks to joe biden
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Interesting” that millennials have 69 and alpha has 67, and yet instead of 68, zoomers have absolutely nothing, thanks to joe biden
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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A neat thing about birthright citizenship is how it tests whether a person cares at all about the Constitution. There's no argument against it, birthright citizenship is the unambitious text, the obvious intent of the drafters, and the undisputed way it was followed for the past 150+ years.
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A neat thing about birthright citizenship is how it tests whether a person cares at all about the Constitution. There's no argument against it, birthright citizenship is the unambitious text, the obvious intent of the drafters, and the undisputed way it was followed for the past 150+ years.
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You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.”
All how you choose to frame it.
All how you choose to frame it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.”
All how you choose to frame it.
All how you choose to frame it.
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to be fair, real human beings shoot each other all the time
😳
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
to be fair, real human beings shoot each other all the time
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we need to return these sorts of words and ideas and principles back to government and the act of governing. the idea of public service needs to be reasserted
Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
we need to return these sorts of words and ideas and principles back to government and the act of governing. the idea of public service needs to be reasserted
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This is an American patriot.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is an American patriot.
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There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
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going back to 2009 and telling myself the quirkily little DVD-by-mail company will own all movies in sixteen years
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
going back to 2009 and telling myself the quirkily little DVD-by-mail company will own all movies in sixteen years