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Killeumier
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Woke Christian father of three fur baby’s and a regular baby
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My pitbull Marty just obliterated (by accident) a small child at the dog park. Sent her flying backwards like 5 feet. Proud of him.
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You’re going to send a bunch of graphics cards up into space and when better models come out next year, what? You go up and replace them all? This is so dumb.
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin has had a team working for more than a year on technology needed for orbital AI data centres - WSJ.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It would be a solid bit if he constantly wore the FIFA medal everywhere he goes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Time to sit on the couch and have myself a big ass of diarrhea
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.

Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
March 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Had a baby 2 weeks ago so family is coming to us for Thanksgiving and bringing all the food. But! BIL woke up sick this morning so now no one is coming and we have no food 😃
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My wife has Paris syndrome but for Haymore Garden Center
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Dipping my PB&J sandwich into the jam drippings like it’s au jus
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Completely insane they let you take a baby home after just 3 days in the hospital.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
congrats to the villagers for finally capturing and locking up the mountain troll
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??

trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you can tell all of these people are mad in the epstein emails. No one's using any exclamation points!
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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one of the Pod Jons (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a podcast): On November 4, 2025, the 46th Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, my friend, died. He fucking died.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
he's doing a british accent now. guy's fucking losing it.
Trump: If Hamas do not honour the deal, they will be taken care of very quickly
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The easy way to fight this is just supercut all these Republicans saying "I Hate America" over and over
Lisa McClain refers to No Kings as "the I Hate America rally"
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We hired house cleaners for the first time ever because we have a lot of people visiting next week and I saw one of the ladies reading the front page of @theonion.com i left on the coffee table. She looked horrified.
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Working hard to make plugging in to Ethernet a significant part of my personality moving forward.
October 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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generals gathered in their masses
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM