Andrew Jobe (he/him)
@andrewljobe.bsky.social
Lame jokes, unoriginal observations, and way too many reposts
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Credit where credit is due, it’s very funny that Lane gave us a specific day that all of this mess would be resolved and then when that day got here he just ghosted all of sports media and the entire internet
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Credit where credit is due, it’s very funny that Lane gave us a specific day that all of this mess would be resolved and then when that day got here he just ghosted all of sports media and the entire internet
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Lmao the NORMAL scenario involves the University of Virginia Cavaliers making the College Football Playoff
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Lmao the NORMAL scenario involves the University of Virginia Cavaliers making the College Football Playoff
Did James Cameron make the Avatar movies because he failed to acquire the rights to The Smurfs IP?
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Did James Cameron make the Avatar movies because he failed to acquire the rights to The Smurfs IP?
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Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
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toddler saying goodbye to a sweet old auntie who just lavished him with gifts: 😒
toddler saying goodbye to a cat named Wayne who recently bit him: BYE WAYNE BYEEEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WAYNE
toddler saying goodbye to a cat named Wayne who recently bit him: BYE WAYNE BYEEEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WAYNE
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
toddler saying goodbye to a sweet old auntie who just lavished him with gifts: 😒
toddler saying goodbye to a cat named Wayne who recently bit him: BYE WAYNE BYEEEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WAYNE
toddler saying goodbye to a cat named Wayne who recently bit him: BYE WAYNE BYEEEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WAYNE
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Critics have claimed the recipe requires half a dozen eggs, while others have noted that only six eggs are required
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Critics have claimed the recipe requires half a dozen eggs, while others have noted that only six eggs are required
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Next Microsoft product meeting:
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Next Microsoft product meeting:
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
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there are two types of product spec
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
there are two types of product spec
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Half-watching the Seattle Washington game. I assume Darrell Green is covering Steve Largent.
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Half-watching the Seattle Washington game. I assume Darrell Green is covering Steve Largent.
Does he know what the covert means?
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Does he know what the covert means?
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There's so much to unpack -- his childish understanding of the world, his raw nerve of grievances, his sociopathy -- but I can't get past what a whiny, pathetic loser you'd have to be as president to stamp your little feet and cry that the media isn't "allowed" to be mean to you. Mom said so guys!
Trump:
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There's so much to unpack -- his childish understanding of the world, his raw nerve of grievances, his sociopathy -- but I can't get past what a whiny, pathetic loser you'd have to be as president to stamp your little feet and cry that the media isn't "allowed" to be mean to you. Mom said so guys!
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Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
September 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
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Yeah, that's pretty good. Wore it in the minors too
September 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yeah, that's pretty good. Wore it in the minors too
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Fuck
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Fuck
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i am *real* skeptical of the methodology and the results here but if you are more afraid of dog autism than rabies, you’re genuinely too fucking stupid to own a dog and should probably be the one in crate training
September 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i am *real* skeptical of the methodology and the results here but if you are more afraid of dog autism than rabies, you’re genuinely too fucking stupid to own a dog and should probably be the one in crate training
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40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real.
No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
September 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real.
No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
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Stephen A. Smith is a bloviating moron who doesn’t know anything about anything. That’s exactly why he should run for president.
September 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Stephen A. Smith is a bloviating moron who doesn’t know anything about anything. That’s exactly why he should run for president.
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It’s natural to not want to associate with Nazis no matter how “nice” they are to you.
My new premium newsletter is about polls showing that liberals are cutting off their conservative family members, and my theory that this might happen not because liberals are more sensitive, but because conservatives are less tolerable.
Why Are Liberals Cutting Off Their Conservative Family Members?
Are liberals too sensitive, or are conservatives too awful?
stringinamaze.net
September 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s natural to not want to associate with Nazis no matter how “nice” they are to you.
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"you sleep when the baby sleeps" great now i gotta steal a fucken baby just to get some shuteye
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"you sleep when the baby sleeps" great now i gotta steal a fucken baby just to get some shuteye
For once, I agree with him.
May 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For once, I agree with him.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
Watching the Red Bull penguins ad again, is it pedantic to point out that penguins do, in fact, have wings?
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Watching the Red Bull penguins ad again, is it pedantic to point out that penguins do, in fact, have wings?