Andrew Joyce
@andrewjoyce.bsky.social
NYC-based Idaho bred. Producer at MSNBC. Proud WGAE member.
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
And on that pedestal these words appear:
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And on that pedestal these words appear:
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
“The one where the lady suddenly grows an extra hand to hold her guitar”
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“The one where the lady suddenly grows an extra hand to hold her guitar”
Just actively threatening news orgs now
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just actively threatening news orgs now
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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Streetsblog National Security Desk gets action: Federal judge Lewis Kaplan has ordered the federal government to pay the MTA $33,898,500 in Transit Security Grant Program funds after the feds initially told the MTA it was getting $0
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Streetsblog National Security Desk gets action: Federal judge Lewis Kaplan has ordered the federal government to pay the MTA $33,898,500 in Transit Security Grant Program funds after the feds initially told the MTA it was getting $0
At what point does SNL reach out to Noel Fielding for a Javier Milei sketch?
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
At what point does SNL reach out to Noel Fielding for a Javier Milei sketch?
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What a wonderful time at @bfishbfish.bsky.social and @andrewjoyce.bsky.social’s wedding last night
October 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What a wonderful time at @bfishbfish.bsky.social and @andrewjoyce.bsky.social’s wedding last night
Just spent some time on the Flinstones fan wiki pages and it does not appear that the town of Bedrock ever had a school principal
The 36-year-old insurance lawyer Trump installed to prosecute Comey just released a statement calling the balance of power a "bedrock principal" of our democracy
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just spent some time on the Flinstones fan wiki pages and it does not appear that the town of Bedrock ever had a school principal
The 36-year-old insurance lawyer Trump installed to prosecute Comey just released a statement calling the balance of power a "bedrock principal" of our democracy
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The 36-year-old insurance lawyer Trump installed to prosecute Comey just released a statement calling the balance of power a "bedrock principal" of our democracy
Breaking News: Trump apparently forgot to fire James Comey's son-in-law
September 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Breaking News: Trump apparently forgot to fire James Comey's son-in-law
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
CHOTINER: The album is titled "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back"
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
CHOTINER: The album is titled "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back"
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
Paramount is probably taking notice. Now that people have demonstrated this tactic works, there is nothing to prevent a similar boycott to demand they keep Colbert on air
"More than a million people had canceled Disney streaming subscriptions as of Monday, the Disney source told me, and the company likely knew that trend would only continue the longer they kept Kimmel silenced."
@marisakabas.bsky.social w/ a doozy. 👀
@marisakabas.bsky.social w/ a doozy. 👀
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
www.thehandbasket.co
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Paramount is probably taking notice. Now that people have demonstrated this tactic works, there is nothing to prevent a similar boycott to demand they keep Colbert on air
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The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated
April 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated
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Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
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I like my fridges dumb, young, and full of plums
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung’s ‘screens everywhere’ initiative is morphing into ads everywhere.
buff.ly
September 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I like my fridges dumb, young, and full of plums
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The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
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The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”
Governor Prtitzker on MSNBC just now suggests people should boycott ABC/Disney over the Kimmel decision.
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Governor Prtitzker on MSNBC just now suggests people should boycott ABC/Disney over the Kimmel decision.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.