Andey Ripley
andeyripley.bsky.social
Andey Ripley
@andeyripley.bsky.social
Wrestler, They Hulk, half of C.R.E.E.P.S.

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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I miss Mariah
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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These speech buttons for pets are pretty incredible. I am not brave enough to try it on ours.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
These speech buttons for pets are pretty incredible. I am not brave enough to try it on ours.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Trying to jumpstart bookings for 2026! Would love to get out of the northeast for a bit. Hmu!
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Cave Martin.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’ve made four of these so far. Hoping to get to eight!
Putting this out there early: this year, I’m am actually asking for presents for my birthday. I would like you to buy cake mix, icing, candles, disposable cake pans, balloons, etc, and donate them to a food pantry or bring them to me.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Saw this pic of a taiwan blue magpie and thought it was a bird in jeans
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We’re here, we’re queer, we can go on the ballot.
It's QWI season again, which means the nominations ballot for the 2025 QWI Awards is now live! Submit your favorites from the world of queer pro wrestling in all 16 categories between today and Nov. 21 before the final ballot releases on Nov. 24!

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November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Anyone have suggestions for SAD lamps and weighted stuffed animals? I’m going through it this week.
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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ANGER GOBLINS.

📸: Murphy Moschetta
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I do not want to be at the gym tonight At ALL. Please send cute animal pics.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It’s time for some mega-guillotining.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Friday at last…
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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hey remember the time I got suspended from Meta platforms for this comic because I was "inciting violence"
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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And remember our collective agreement, k? No big box stores this holiday season. We're shopping indie & ethical!

Don't be shy, drop your fave small businesses for gift shopping here so we can share the love around!
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Every building should have a tiny little room that you can go into to scream and everybody promises not to jerk off in there
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Incredible things are happening in Richmond, Virginia y’all.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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INFINITY CLOTHESLINES.

🤼: FEST Wrestling
🎥: Scotty Swemba
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Today’s work day is mega stressful, and I am being dramatic about it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM