Andey Ripley
andeyripley.bsky.social
Andey Ripley
@andeyripley.bsky.social
Wrestler, They Hulk, half of C.R.E.E.P.S.

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ANGER GOBLINS.

📸: Murphy Moschetta
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I do not want to be at the gym tonight At ALL. Please send cute animal pics.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It’s time for some mega-guillotining.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Friday at last…
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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hey remember the time I got suspended from Meta platforms for this comic because I was "inciting violence"
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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And remember our collective agreement, k? No big box stores this holiday season. We're shopping indie & ethical!

Don't be shy, drop your fave small businesses for gift shopping here so we can share the love around!
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Every building should have a tiny little room that you can go into to scream and everybody promises not to jerk off in there
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Incredible things are happening in Richmond, Virginia y’all.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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INFINITY CLOTHESLINES.

🤼: FEST Wrestling
🎥: Scotty Swemba
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Today’s work day is mega stressful, and I am being dramatic about it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Bat Rogue!
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
S/o to @eamon2please.bsky.social for donating!
Putting this out there early: this year, I’m am actually asking for presents for my birthday. I would like you to buy cake mix, icing, candles, disposable cake pans, balloons, etc, and donate them to a food pantry or bring them to me.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hahahahahaa lfg
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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MSNBC calls the New York City for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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When was the last time you saw Uketsu do a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors takeover?*

🎥: Aaron Woods

*I genuinely could barely see anything. Safety second, fun first.
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Bergamot says "It is time to be cozy, friends!"⁠

Don't disappoint Bergamot. Make sure you have plenty of tea on hand as the season gets darker and colder.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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This issue of Bezoar also features two never before published Patrick Dean illustrations and a Flagpole comic from Patrick that makes Robert laugh. Patrick Forever!
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m playing Love, Ghostie on Steam, and its very cute and nice.
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hello, I’ve been on food stamps. These fake videos are just racist bullshit.
If you've never been on foodstamps or had a close loved one on it, you may not be aware of how restrictive food stamps are on what people can buy. Don't be a dummy and don't fall for these fake videos.
Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I’ll be having a little get together to pack up birthday cake kits in December, but don’t wait to go ate if you can!

***this request is in addition to any healthier food that you are donating.
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM