Amy
@amyazzle.bsky.social
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
I love OG Supermarket Sweep
a blurry picture of people shopping in a supermarket
ALT: a blurry picture of people shopping in a supermarket
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November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I love OG Supermarket Sweep
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I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
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Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
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So the people causing the shutdown are getting paid. The people keeping the country running don’t.
And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks.
Did I get that right?
And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks.
Did I get that right?
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So the people causing the shutdown are getting paid. The people keeping the country running don’t.
And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks.
Did I get that right?
And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks.
Did I get that right?
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honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world
October 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world
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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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stephen miller was not bullied nearly enough in high school
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
stephen miller was not bullied nearly enough in high school
Do we think anyone else in the world can say they received merch orders from both #TaylorSwift and #RiloKiley in the mail today? 🤔
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do we think anyone else in the world can say they received merch orders from both #TaylorSwift and #RiloKiley in the mail today? 🤔
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A lot of people don’t want to admit Charlie Kirk was racist because they would have to admit they are racist too, and that truth cuts deeper than they can handle.
I will not mourn a bigot.
I will not mourn a bigot.
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A lot of people don’t want to admit Charlie Kirk was racist because they would have to admit they are racist too, and that truth cuts deeper than they can handle.
I will not mourn a bigot.
I will not mourn a bigot.
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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
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Imagine you’re the creative director at Cracker Barrel and you’ve just launched this big project, then your boss is like “yeah we’re gonna have to change it back, the President doesn’t like it”
August 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Imagine you’re the creative director at Cracker Barrel and you’ve just launched this big project, then your boss is like “yeah we’re gonna have to change it back, the President doesn’t like it”
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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sorry folks we cant turn off the teen suicide encouragement bot, just too many billionaires who invested an insignificant amount of their fortune into it and that would make them upset
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
sorry folks we cant turn off the teen suicide encouragement bot, just too many billionaires who invested an insignificant amount of their fortune into it and that would make them upset
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Me: *opens a cheese stick*
Cat: *appears from nowhere*
Cat: *appears from nowhere*
August 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me: *opens a cheese stick*
Cat: *appears from nowhere*
Cat: *appears from nowhere*
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very happy for my close personal friend taylor swift
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
very happy for my close personal friend taylor swift
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even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
August 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
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Reading these two stories back to back is a trip.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
gizmodo.com/openai-makes...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
gizmodo.com/openai-makes...
August 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reading these two stories back to back is a trip.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
gizmodo.com/openai-makes...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
gizmodo.com/openai-makes...
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pretty wild how so many dads with a massive DVD collection of WWII movies somehow managed to miss the entire point
August 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
pretty wild how so many dads with a massive DVD collection of WWII movies somehow managed to miss the entire point
Ok so I just learned that my childhood babysitter (who was at THE INSURRECTION and is the mother of viral chef Tini) was also somewhat recently on Family Feud.
August 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ok so I just learned that my childhood babysitter (who was at THE INSURRECTION and is the mother of viral chef Tini) was also somewhat recently on Family Feud.
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We can’t let weird stuff like the actual, rock bottom crime rates affect our number one industry, which is the imaginary crime industrial
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1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
popular.info
August 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We can’t let weird stuff like the actual, rock bottom crime rates affect our number one industry, which is the imaginary crime industrial
complex
complex
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It’s a chilly August morning and I am wearing a light jacket. Salt air and the rust on your motherfucking door LET’S GO.
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It’s a chilly August morning and I am wearing a light jacket. Salt air and the rust on your motherfucking door LET’S GO.
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Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac would be a great karaoke song IF you could do the 1997 live performance version AND you could remove Lindsey Buckingham’s unnecessary guitar solo
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac would be a great karaoke song IF you could do the 1997 live performance version AND you could remove Lindsey Buckingham’s unnecessary guitar solo