he/him 🏳️🌈
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall
and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast
I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall
and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast
I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
ANYONE ELSE: What the fuck did you just say to me
SHERLOCK HOLMES: I am Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: What are the sounds you are making
SHERLOCK HOLMES: Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: And that's supposed to be a man's name
SHERLOCK HOLMES: It is my name.
ANYONE ELSE: What the fuck did you just say to me
SHERLOCK HOLMES: I am Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: What are the sounds you are making
SHERLOCK HOLMES: Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: And that's supposed to be a man's name
SHERLOCK HOLMES: It is my name.