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Amphibious Cat 🐸🐈‍⬛
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Everyone’s favorite bisexual cyborg
he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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This is a PBY Catalina flying boat painted black for night operations. Sometimes called a Black Cat. Hmm… you could probably call that an AmphibiousCat
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Also built a Star field ship and fire Todd Howard into the sun
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This MF said start trek
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hate to Bluesky a good joke but Gamblin makes delightful solvent free oil painting media. The gel is at least as good as galkyd
me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s absolutely dumping rain and I am preparing to get on a train to where it’s not absolutely dumping rain
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I have read
the poem
that you put behind
a paywall

and which
someone should have told me
to save
for after breakfast

I will not forgive you
you’re all atrocious
so dumb
and so gross
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Robocop
When yall were kids (think like.. age 4-12) what was the coolest character design you had ever seen that was super formative?
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Coffee shop customers will often talk at the barista and not with the barista and it’s FUCKING EXHAUSTING
Why are people so terrible at having a conversation? Protip: if you are not asking the other person questions, and not just broad open ended "How are you?" and actually listening to respond, you are not conversing. If you just want attention and to talk about yourself, then please go talk to ChatGPT
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Whole bunch of these peepee poopoo heads out there
Is there a way to filter these types of posts from the timeline? I feel it's pretty pointless to give me a thread I can't talk in, or about, or quote it if it's wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Well @stephenking.bsky.social anything to say for yourself?
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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If I had a Death Becomes Her hole in my stomach I would hang a little bell in there, or maybe even a small gong.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Some folks have never had a post pop off and it shows
Absolutely necessary & more important than this change, which i think is a mistake. Don't post if you don't want responses.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
lmao
Exactly, blocked replies is basicly a propaganda tool.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That’s what the Jonathon Harkers are for
you'd think that vampires would be rich from compound interest and things like that but you'd need a pretty complex setup to avoid detection, and what if you predate capitalism and can barely read. just continually building up a small pile of savings and then getting wiped out and/or scammed
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hissing is POWERFUL. People notice when you hiss
people should not only boo more, but they should hiss
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
🧀
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES: Hello. I am Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: What the fuck did you just say to me
SHERLOCK HOLMES: I am Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: What are the sounds you are making
SHERLOCK HOLMES: Sherlock Holmes.
ANYONE ELSE: And that's supposed to be a man's name
SHERLOCK HOLMES: It is my name.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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honestly inspired by all the shitty writing to get back into writing more fiction. i am at a very minimum a better writer than this shit.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Looks like having Olbermann blocked is paying off again
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM