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how does santa visit every planet in one night
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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NASA engineers manage to upload 60 Minutes segment to Voyager 2.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett announces her campaign for U.S. Senate for Texas with an ad that uses Trump’s own words against her.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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hollering
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
Help me decide which path to take
Make a decision tree and at each fork
To choose which path I ought to take
Make a decision tree to help me choose
Do it in the voice of Popeye
Pepper in his little "ug ug ug" laugh
Do it now
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Don't invite Buzz Lightyear to Thanksgiving
February 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Healthcare idea: What if we pretend not to understand concepts like “risk” and “insurance,” then assume every individual’s annual healthcare costs are equal to the national average, and give people less than that?

Anyone think of this yet?
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Wife: It is interesting that the biggest papers and networks burned decades of hard work by others who built up their brands to bend over immediately for Donald Trump because they thought he would be a successful dictator and 10 months in he's flailing. Those people have the worst business instincts
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Our Labour government is now transparently absorbing far right immigration policies like a jellyfish digesting used condoms.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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these are all condom brands
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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whenever an automatic door doesn't open for me i get excited that maybe im a ghost
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Trump did the thing, everyone knows he did the thing, and he's got an entire political party and associated media apparatus trying to cover up his clear involvement in the thing. One of the sickest, most sordid chapters in an especially sick and sordid period of modern American history.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM