Ashton
@amitygardens.bsky.social
•disaster bisexual• Historian• writer• she/they•✨too witches✨•💜💚 ✡️🏳️🌈
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July 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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It’s on me for messaging someone I haven’t spoken to in a few years to ask how they are and getting left on read.
I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF
Alt: A white man saying, “I don’t know what I expected” in a sarcastic tone, from the tv series Arrested Development
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June 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s on me for messaging someone I haven’t spoken to in a few years to ask how they are and getting left on read.
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This year, in the absence of any media outlet or corporation asking me to write about Pride, I challenged myself to write a Pride essay I’d actually want to read. This is what I wrote. open.substack.com/pub/johnpaul...
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An autobiography in Pride Months
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June 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This year, in the absence of any media outlet or corporation asking me to write about Pride, I challenged myself to write a Pride essay I’d actually want to read. This is what I wrote. open.substack.com/pub/johnpaul...
“Aren’t we all simply brats in God’s universe?”- something I just said out loud to myself
March 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Aren’t we all simply brats in God’s universe?”- something I just said out loud to myself
I’m 35. What the fuck.
February 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’m 35. What the fuck.
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
I realise this is not the point of #SquidGame but season two has brought a real Batman/Catwoman vibe to the party and I love it.
January 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I realise this is not the point of #SquidGame but season two has brought a real Batman/Catwoman vibe to the party and I love it.
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Alright, writers. Take a cue from Lynch: go be your weird damn selves and leave some fucking art in this world before you're gone.
January 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Alright, writers. Take a cue from Lynch: go be your weird damn selves and leave some fucking art in this world before you're gone.
There’s nothing I love more than cop on cop crime in fiction. I’m watching FBI: Most Wanted with my parents.
December 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
There’s nothing I love more than cop on cop crime in fiction. I’m watching FBI: Most Wanted with my parents.
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Me living in America right now:
December 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Me living in America right now:
I am a gentleman and a scholar which means I will keep doing whatever weird stuff I did on Twitter on here.
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I am a gentleman and a scholar which means I will keep doing whatever weird stuff I did on Twitter on here.
How I spend my days off:
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
How I spend my days off:
Just followed @themerl.bsky.social’s starter pack of museums and I’ve never been happier.
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Just followed @themerl.bsky.social’s starter pack of museums and I’ve never been happier.
Why do I keep playing Silence of the Lambs at night as if this is a film to fall asleep to? I’m gonna guess it’s because I’m attracted to Jack Crawford but I won’t be elaborating on that.
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Why do I keep playing Silence of the Lambs at night as if this is a film to fall asleep to? I’m gonna guess it’s because I’m attracted to Jack Crawford but I won’t be elaborating on that.
This is just a general complaint but why is medical care so complicated in this country? Like, WHY do they insist on it being so difficult?
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
This is just a general complaint but why is medical care so complicated in this country? Like, WHY do they insist on it being so difficult?
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Leaving comments on AO3 like
November 26, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Leaving comments on AO3 like
A man hit on me in wal-mart and asked me for my number and I gave it to him and I don’t know why.
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
A man hit on me in wal-mart and asked me for my number and I gave it to him and I don’t know why.
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i'm looking for a man in his 30s. balding. shorter than me probably. wears a dumb fucking jacket. doesn't have many hobbies or a focused career. beautiful. george costanza
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
i'm looking for a man in his 30s. balding. shorter than me probably. wears a dumb fucking jacket. doesn't have many hobbies or a focused career. beautiful. george costanza
Okay but aside from David Wallace, can I also shout out The Lizard King?
I would never, ever want to be a celebrity. imagine leaving yourself vulnerable to @hunterh.bsky.social saying something like this abt you. bone-chilling
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Okay but aside from David Wallace, can I also shout out The Lizard King?
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Thank God we can still preserve one of the best tweets of all time.
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Thank God we can still preserve one of the best tweets of all time.
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another damn training module day at the dick sucking factory
November 7, 2024 at 8:34 PM
another damn training module day at the dick sucking factory
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 6, 2024 at 2:00 AM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cannot believe I ever expected nuance in a Reddit thread, but here we are. I can only blame myself.
June 30, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Cannot believe I ever expected nuance in a Reddit thread, but here we are. I can only blame myself.
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Nothing like the minor embarrassed frustration I feel when my husband gets NYT connections like IMMEDIATELY and I'm sitting here with one category in utter bafflement at the rest.
May 20, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Nothing like the minor embarrassed frustration I feel when my husband gets NYT connections like IMMEDIATELY and I'm sitting here with one category in utter bafflement at the rest.