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November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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Drama brewing in the local weatherman scene. Channel 3 hired longstanding weather man from Channel 5 after he was fired for not disclosing an ad on his facebook page for a local restaurant so now they're both passive aggressively posting about how great their weather teams are. I'm entertained.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Drama brewing in the local weatherman scene. Channel 3 hired longstanding weather man from Channel 5 after he was fired for not disclosing an ad on his facebook page for a local restaurant so now they're both passive aggressively posting about how great their weather teams are. I'm entertained.
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Supreme Court suggests that Kim Davis go fuck herself and/or one of her 37 ex-husbands.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Supreme Court suggests that Kim Davis go fuck herself and/or one of her 37 ex-husbands.
That embarrassing thing when a book that's been on my TBR since 2016 and multiple people told me I HAD to read ends up actually being really good and they were right
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
That embarrassing thing when a book that's been on my TBR since 2016 and multiple people told me I HAD to read ends up actually being really good and they were right
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The Lion need not concern herself with how many books behind her yearly reading goal she is
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The Lion need not concern herself with how many books behind her yearly reading goal she is
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Store employees at Target:
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Store employees at Target:
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Melínoe from Hades 2 🗡️
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Melínoe from Hades 2 🗡️
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
I didn't get everything I wanted from my local elections but JEREMY IS GONE FROM THE CITY COUNCIL AND JOANN DIDN'T WIN HER SCHOOL BOARD SEAT TAKE THAT YOU TRANSPHOBIC MAGA INGRATES GET OUTTA MY CITY.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I didn't get everything I wanted from my local elections but JEREMY IS GONE FROM THE CITY COUNCIL AND JOANN DIDN'T WIN HER SCHOOL BOARD SEAT TAKE THAT YOU TRANSPHOBIC MAGA INGRATES GET OUTTA MY CITY.
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this is such a fantastic example of the transformative power of design when used collaboratively and intelligently. the visual design of this campaign is deep-rooted in history and culture and is thoughtful and beautiful
In particular Aneesh Bhoopathy, from the design coop Forge, who designed the identity. A brilliant reminder to *employ human creatives!*
www.curbed.com/article/zohr...
www.curbed.com/article/zohr...
Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign Logo Looked Nothing Like a Campaign Logo
The bodega-influenced visual language of an outsider campaign.
www.curbed.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
this is such a fantastic example of the transformative power of design when used collaboratively and intelligently. the visual design of this campaign is deep-rooted in history and culture and is thoughtful and beautiful
We're back at "does this typeface title treatment actually look good or do I have bad/outdated taste?"
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We're back at "does this typeface title treatment actually look good or do I have bad/outdated taste?"
If the depression could maybe release its iron grip on my ability to get shit done I'd appreciate it. Really kinda feeling self-frustrated in my lack of progress on anything I wanted to accomplish no matter how many plans I make.
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If the depression could maybe release its iron grip on my ability to get shit done I'd appreciate it. Really kinda feeling self-frustrated in my lack of progress on anything I wanted to accomplish no matter how many plans I make.
It's already Sunday in Japan so I have essentially one day before Matt gets back on that plane and I get to see my husband again 🥰🥰🥰 (I have 2 days but I'm trying to mentally warp the time zone difference to my advantage)
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's already Sunday in Japan so I have essentially one day before Matt gets back on that plane and I get to see my husband again 🥰🥰🥰 (I have 2 days but I'm trying to mentally warp the time zone difference to my advantage)
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Haunted Tea Party
Pokemon fanart from a few years back, but I still like it :)
Digital
Pokemon fanart from a few years back, but I still like it :)
Digital
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Haunted Tea Party
Pokemon fanart from a few years back, but I still like it :)
Digital
Pokemon fanart from a few years back, but I still like it :)
Digital
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity
September 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity