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dr. christopher
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Medievalist • Assistant Professor of medieval literature in Louisiana • University of California, Riverside, PhD

feelings, manuscripts, medievalism, queer studies, & haunting • he/him

opinions expressed are my own
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To those who may not know me:

I’m an assistant professor of English in Louisiana; I teach medieval literature. I work at the intersection of Middle English manuscripts, aesthetics, affect, and queerness. Talk to me about the Middle English Cleanness.
Only more proof that the scope and application of the 2A reaches only as far as conservatives deem it useful.
Trump: You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. It's a very unfortunate thing.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
my god i was just in toronto for MLA
The snow in downtown Toronto is one Bike Share deep.
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i just don’t have it today
January 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
what’s that last one again?
Fox News: "I've gotten my hands that AG Bondi said she sent to Gov. Tim Walz. It is strongly worded. The AG calls for the governor to support the men and women of ICE, to repeal the state's sanctuary policies, and to allow the DOJ to access state voter rolls."
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
yes queen give us nothing (again)
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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When the NRA finds out that a citizen was shot and killed by Federal troops merely because he was carrying a gun, there is going to be hell to pay. This is the exact scenario they have been warning us about! These are the jack-booted government troops from which we need unfettered liberty!
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This should be immediate grounds for the website’s complete eradication.
In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
hell yeah
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
LONG LIVE HAYWOOD
Tonight my Romance course begins!

We're started with a bit of amatory fiction, looking at how women were writing desire, love, and gendered-power dynamics in 18th century England!

Fantomina's advice for when your man gets bored? Slip on a disguise, he'll never see through it! Romance ahoy!
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Hey so Canvas what the fuck is this?
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Instead of running simulations, why don't you actually go out and try that.
Brooke Rollins is still at it!

"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
This is how businesses tend to work. I'm no student of the market, but it seems to me that maybe the projected demand for the product was a tad over-inflated.
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I love this account sm
Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Taught Hamlet this last semester and Cladius's (and, to some extent, Polonius's) bloviating and contradictory speech resonated quite viscerally with students.
Hamlet hits different in the Trump era
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Renee Good was shot in the head; idgaf about middle fingers.
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Crazy the amount of grumbling that has come out of the right about 'participation trophies' and yet...
News outlets declaring “Trump Accepts Nobel Peace Prize” is a red alert state media indicator
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I'm sorry, people in Charlotte chasing agents into the woods is VERY funny.
As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor

Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes

Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day

Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Once again proving that horror is merely a horizon that can be both reached and deferred further.
Shirley Jackson was right. No live organism can exist sanely for long under conditions of absolute reality.
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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😅
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
For these men, the distinction between the body politic as metaphor and reality is non-existent.
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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It is time to eradicate AI from all educational environments. Find another way. Maybe teach kids about AI like when we learned about drugs in middle school.

“The risks of AI outweigh the benefits” - new report about AI in elementary schools.
The risks of AI in schools outweigh the benefits, report says
A new report warns that AI poses a serious threat to children's cognitive development and emotional well-being.
www.npr.org
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM