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AlpineCamembear
@alpinecamembear.bsky.social
Play your backlog.
I love art.
Trying to hope.

Occasional artist/musician. 30s. One half of @anagacharts, UK board game designer/publisher.
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If anyone decides to follow me for art, you'll probably be disappointed. I sadly can't devote regular time to the hobby so art posts will be few and far between.
I should call her...
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
30 unique card effects drafted. 4 unique territories drafted. Chipping away at this game bit by bit, on schedule for prototyping by Spring.
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Traveled to Japan last month and here is my attempt of capturing the vibrancy of autumn in one of the temple grounds in Kyoto #painting #art #landscape
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Another World 🎨
acrylics on large canvas 40x30”
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
A study of the quoted piece in pastel.
December 2025

Thank you @cuffianart.bsky.social for this opportunity, I learned a huge amount from this!

#art #pastelart #arts Tudy

(Reposting because I forgot tags again...)
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tendrils
Soft pastel on ingres, Nov 2025

Another practice piece. Working out how to get depth with pastel. Also trying out masking tape methods for clean lines, very challenging with such an unstable medium.
#art #pastelart
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I say some variation of this to my wife on a bi-momthly basis. She is probably sick of hearing it by now.
I really hate that gacha is so popular

you could be playing games designed primarily to be enjoyed instead, like just pay once and bam you've got a whole ass game that you're meant to just, play it for fun

why are you playing the game that is explicitly designed to make you dissatisfied
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I've now opened a raffle for this embroidery landscape - direct link below! The listing has full details for the reason and how to enter, the process, etc. This is a vital moment for me so any post engagement/shares will be extremely helpful! victoriaroserichards.co.uk/collection/a... #art
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Seems my discover tab has finally got the message and is now 85% actual human made art. Glorious.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The frogs will rise.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Slide"
Pastel on ingres, Nov 2025

Trying some stuff. A (very very bad) style study of Cuffian Art's work, go look at his stuff it's way better than this!

#art #pastelart
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Reactionary cretins, 1974-2000: D&D is for satanic gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2001-2014: D&D is for nerds, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2015-present: D&D is ruined because of woke, gays and weirdos
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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An Abstract (?) Expressionist #FossilFriday: Essence of a Graptolite (2014) by Sue Purcell. It 'was inspired by a fossil I found during a field trip with the fossil club at the Lower Llanfawr Quarry, Llandrindod Wells, Powys. Mid-Wales' (www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...)
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I painted a big canvas last night 🎨
100x75cm
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Finally! 🤩 Our position piece: Against the Uncritical Adoption of 'AI' Technologies in Academia:
doi.org/10.5281/zeno...

We unpick the tech industry’s marketing, hype, & harm; and we argue for safeguarding higher education, critical
thinking, expertise, academic freedom, & scientific integrity.
1/n
September 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When I accidentally use someone's full forename in an email, and then they add an "er" to the end of mine, I always wonder if they realise my full forename is actually Christoph. Adding an "er" when they've already been calling me Christoph means they're addressing someone who doesn't exist!
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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It’s been a busy week with a big focus around AI in healthcare (my day job). But I finally had a chance this morning to start this tufted titmouse in watercolor. Grateful for these quiet moments especially when life decides that top gear is needed. #birds #sciart
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"It'S a tWo hoRSe rAcE"
Media spin has never been my favourite. So glad to prove them utterly wrong.
Caerphilly, Senedd constituency by-election result:

PC: 47.4% (+19.0)
REF: 36.0% (+34.2)
LAB: 11.0% (-34.9)
CON: 2.0% (-15.3)
GRN: 1.5% (+1.5)
LDEM: 1.5% (-1.2)
GWL: 0.3% (+0.3)
UKIP: 0.2% (+0.2)

Plaid Cymru GAIN from Labour.
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I was 13
I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM