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Alpaca_Whacka
@alpacawhacka.bsky.social
380 followers 1K following 720 posts
🗓️ 40yo, but bones are at least 75yo
🏳️‍🌈 he/him, bi
💖 happily married
📍 Philadelphia
💿 music omnivore but swoons for Ty Segall
🎧 low-key off-key audiophile
📚📽️ fantasy/scifi sponge
🐕‍🦺 professional dog itch-scratcher
🍜 cheap ramen connoisseur
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alpacawhacka.bsky.social
Me too sometimes, Royal Farms inflatable chicken. Me too.
The Royal Farms chicken, as an inflatable huge mascot, laying partially deflated on the ground in front of the road sign. He is looking up into the night sky, wondering how he got here.
September 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
ALRIGHT! Version 1 of the fall zine is ready for ya.

For your reading enjoyment, Everything Sucks!

Full Zine (for digital reading) here: drive.google.com/file/d/1cYXF...

Print-and-fold version coming soon, I need to test print it first and can't do that right now lol
A raccoon and possum yell on the cover of a zine. the title is "everything sucks" and the racoon and possum yell "let's do something!" and between them it says "a zine by sarahmackattack"
September 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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esqueer.net
A sitting US congressmen is openly saying this about trans people.
Alt text: Screenshot of a news excerpt quoting U.S. Rep. Brandon Gill. The text says he described “transgenderism” as a “disease” and condemned what he called predators pushing it onto children. A block quote follows: “Transgenderism is not only a disease, it’s a dark distortion of natural order and God-ordained gender,” Gill told The Dallas Express. He continued, “This woke, weird ideology is mutilating children and being shoved down their throats by predators in education and media. Those who further entrap the young and vulnerable should face consequences.”
September 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
Me and the boys walking up to the sample kiosk at Costco to "try out" some Veggie Straws.
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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tom.eastman.nz
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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ianfortey.bsky.social
Underrated British foods:

Chip butty
Jammy dodger
Beef hob
Lurm
Minty Spunk
Ocelot's kink
Red haze
Tom's bad one
Eel dingles
Heeuuurrrp
Welly Poof
Slap n' figgy
Baked arm
Humpstoop
Digby flutes
Merp and kidney pie
Cardamom sharts
Lassie mogs
Scantron toast
Queen merkins
Gas pips
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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juiceticles.bsky.social
I imagine the difference between StubHub and Pornhub is only a few inches
August 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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wisc-satellite.bsky.social
1-minute #GOES19/#GOESEast Visible images revealed mesovortices within the eye of Category 5 Hurricane #Erin.
August 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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wxnb.bsky.social
Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Hurricane Erin.

Simply incredible.
August 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
You can say many things about my city but you can't say it's an ugly city. 😍
Picture of the Philadelphia skyline from high up above. It is a partly cloudy, beautiful summer day. Most of the city's skyscrapers are visible. View of the north side of Philadelphia City Hall looking South from Broad Street. It is a picture taken while crossing the street, with tall buildings on either side. It is a beautiful summer day.
August 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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cgsunit.bsky.social
My first ever completed Zine idea! "Why GenAI Sucks and You Should Not Use It" with 20 sources cited on the inside page. Thanks to all the researchers and journalists for the hard work I built from!

The scanned zine to print your own and all the references can be found at padlet.com/laurenUU/antiAI
A simple black and white zine from a folded piece of paper, with the title "Why GenAI SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE IT" dated June 2025, version 1.1, author Lauren Woolsey. The zine is sitting on a green and gold cloth with a sun motif.
June 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
@realqrampage.fightins.online my fellow Philly fam, thought you'd enjoy the Philly edition that @meganpiont.bsky.social awesomely made!
meganpiont.bsky.social Megan Piontkowski illustration @meganpiont.bsky.social · Aug 14
It’s live! My new zine “How to Report ICE and Help Keep Our Neighbors Safe” is available in NYC and a Philly editions!! You can download and print both from here: drive.google.com/drive/folder... **Be sure to set your printer settings to print the zine at 100%!**
Hand holding a mini black and white zine with the title “How to Report ICE and help keep our neighbors safe”
August 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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stupidityengine.bsky.social
#meme #memes #startrek
August 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
What is we kissed in the Unsolved Mysteries call center
The Unsolved Mysteries call center with a large purple accent wall
August 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
everything i need to know was taught by Ren and Stimpy
August 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
The house is quiet and serene, everyone is peacefully asleep. The kitchen is dark, still, unguarded. It ... is ham-o-clock.
August 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
It's a bourbon, Deftones, and catch up on nerdo mags with a dog snoring on my lap kinda Friday night.
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
My body at 40yo: I just peed ... but sure, I could pee again!
August 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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slop.guru
bring back devices
a clear pink cybiko internet communicator from the early 2000s
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
Tomorrow's forecasted #CanadianWildfire smoke to the entire state of Delaware: "Fuck you in particular"

gispub.epa.gov/airnow/?tab=...
Map of forecasted wildfire air quality (impacted by Canadian wildfire smoke) for tomorrow 8/6/2025. Most of the non-NY mid-atlantic is yellow but an outline of almost exactly the shape of Delaware is orange.
August 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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sabs.bsky.social
I blogged about fashion
defector.com/innovation-s...
Innovation Strikes In The Field Of Chimpanzee Rectum Adornment | Defector
Fifteen years ago in a sanctuary in Zambia, inspiration struck a chimpanzee named Julie. She plucked a stiff blade of grass, stuck it inside her ear, and left it there. There the grass dangled as Juli...
defector.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
Republicans respect girl coal more than girl girls.
nkalamb.bsky.social Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · Jul 31
there is no more satire
US Department of Energy post describes coal: "She's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment"
August 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
alpacawhacka.bsky.social
Byeeee Minneapolis, you were fun! 👋
A photo of Minneapolis's skyline at sunset. Viewed from a rooftop with the letters HEWING HOTEL in front of the skyline.
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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neorsd.org
pop culture is poop culture after a vowel movement.
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
Joke’s on you, I also get on my nerves
June 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM