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Alpaca_Whacka
@alpacawhacka.bsky.social
🗓️ 40yo, but bones are at least 75yo
🏳️‍🌈 he/him, bi
💖 happily married
📍 Philadelphia
💿 music omnivore but swoons for Ty Segall
🎧 low-key off-key audiophile
📚📽️ fantasy/scifi sponge
🐕‍🦺 professional dog itch-scratcher
🍜 cheap ramen connoisseur
Me too sometimes, Royal Farms inflatable chicken. Me too.
September 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I miss it, it was such a beautiful venue. 🥺
September 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I would also absolutely ignore this node. Meshing on LongFast is a privilege that the wider mesh can revoke if abused.
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You can say many things about my city but you can't say it's an ugly city. 😍
August 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@meganpiont.bsky.social I printed a set using "two per page" and now they're tiny and wallet sized! Used waterproof paper too for a rainy-day fascism. Can't thank you enough for making these, they're perfect!
August 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
SAME. And I'm due for some re-teaching so I got the boxed set a couple of weeks ago!
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tomorrow's forecasted #CanadianWildfire smoke to the entire state of Delaware: "Fuck you in particular"

gispub.epa.gov/airnow/?tab=...
August 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ahhhh I understand the confusion. This one is actually a Franksy.
August 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Can confirm it's roughly here! It's under the pedestrian bridge across from Bainbridge St. Zoomed out picture below.
July 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Byeeee Minneapolis, you were fun! 👋
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Looking at my #av1 #encoding log for a SVT-AV1-PSY encode (loving v2.3.0-B ❤️) and I noticed that the spy-rd flag isn't a 0 or 1 ... but a "oui". Love the little easter egg, @giannirosato.com 🤣
February 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me after watching this week's episode of #Severance
February 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Yeah, but have you tried listening to Swedish Death Metal about it?
February 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me in Microsoft Teams when I mean to click unmute but accidentally click the camera button next to it and the whole meeting sees me flash on screen in a compromising and embarrassing state while silently scrambling to turn the camera off again. #sqrlpix
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"I hope this email finds you well."

... how your email found me:
February 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
That same look over here when I get off the couch to mosey on up to bed. Her disappointment... is immeasurable.
February 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
January 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This exactly describes where I'm at with Ubrelvy. I've got two more samples left and then I get to figure out how much the "savings card" will reduce the astronomical $1,045.81 cost of a 10 pill Rx. I hate this timeline.

www.ubrelvy.com/savings
January 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
🎼🎵Maybe she's born with it...🎶
🎶or maybe it's A 5LB BUCKET OF DURVITE CONDITIONING SUPPLEMENT🎵
January 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh look what's back in stock honey, Costco has the white caskets with the plexiglass sneeze guard on top!
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, you go into the timeout pool of ice, Brent.
January 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Kia has this in its trip history! For example here's a drive from Baltimore to the Philly 'burbs just a couple of days ago. (Split into two parts because I stopped to clean the rear windshield.)

▫️Seat + steering wheel heat is binned under "Electronics"

▫️Battery conditioning is "Battery Care"
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A so-called "infection"...
January 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Moar.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM