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Jeannie
@allthesnorts.bsky.social
No description, only Zuul. She/her
@abearmadeofbees.bsky.social Nothing about this account gives away who you are.
May 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Gonna feed a certain someone a double pork chop from @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social

Rest, my dry-brining princess.

Talking to the chop, not @rolyatllanduh.bsky.social
January 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Psst! My dad is impressed that I’ve overcome (nope) epilepsy or something and been able to contribute to the world or something.

FartZ

Gonna sleep now. God bless family.
January 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
So, I’m disabled. I’ve been at peace with that for ages. My husband had a massive stroke earlier this month. Now I’m a caregiver, too. It’s bizarre how both are similarly isolating. Supreme Court, leave us our TokToks (sic) please. #Disability #Caregiving
December 23, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I would have braised the bejeezus out of these. 🤩
Is there an orthopedist in the house? My name is Ow.
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Seems fair.
Aries: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll die from cosmic radiation halfway there.
November 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Turkey Fact: the first Turkey to appear in written history, Augustus "Smoot" Turkley, is believed to have invented the paper cut.

We'll have fish again 11/30. What? No. No it won't be a Turkey breast with scales hot glued to it. Be serious.

#TurkeyFacts
November 15, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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In the movie Jaws, the understudy for the eponymous, robotic Great White Shark was a 16lb turkey named Lindzee who spent much of her downtime listening to The Runaways in her trailer, and had to be rescued twice due to her insistence on wearing combat boots.

#TurkeyFacts
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Blah blah blah words.

Best. GIF. Ever.
So, we will stop taking special orders for Thanksgiving Week at 4:30pm on Wednesday. 20 November. This will, we hope, allow us to bring in the stuff we've promised y'all.

Thank you. folks, and wish us luck.
Bobs Burgers GIF
ALT: Bobs Burgers GIF
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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The Future of Orion xkcd.com/3012
November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Hey, @letsmeatdelray.bsky.social, do I need to get more pork rinds?
Virgo: Confusing food for love, you will consume your weight in snacks.
September 29, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned
September 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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The entire point of a house in Del Ray is to walk your dog around the neighborhood. The fact that basically nobody has ever seen this guy around, much less with a dog, is really weird.
August 17, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Del Ray neighbors are savage 😆
August 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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The murders of students at Kent State and Jackson State in May 1970 were preceded by exactly this kind of incitement.
April 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Don’t you think I know this!?
Aries: The voice in your head is not your friend.
March 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh
Poe: oh joanne
Poe: you're back
Rowling: i have concernss
Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here
Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you?
Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately
March 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh joanne
Poe: you're back
Rowling: yesss i have a new harry potter TV sssseriesss that you are all obligated to watch by order of the king
Poe:
Lovecraft:
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Barker: yeah how's that work?
Poe: clive
January 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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January 16, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Ohio has basically defacto banned trans healthcare for adults using a similar strategy to why there was only a handful of abortion clinics in the entire Midwest before the Dobbs decision (TRAP laws)

cis people please repost this so this info doesn't get stuck in the queer social bubble
Breaking: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) bans, by executive order, gender-affirming surgery for minors, effective immediately. The move followed last week's veto of a broader bill. He also announced two proposed rules that will apply to all care, including adults. substack.com/profile/2269...
January 5, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Transparency is a thing of the past. Canoodling with billionaires and horrible governors is the new cool. Any #Alexandria or #DelRay types feel like chatting? #StopPotomacYard
Last night the Del Ray Citizens Assoc was kind enough to invite me to answer questions from about 500 residents of impacted neighborhoods about the proposed Potomac Yard corporate headquarters, arena and performing arts venue.

They have now posted the video:

delraycitizens.org/potomac-yard...
December 15, 2023 at 1:12 AM
OMG???!!!!! B. Bbbbbb b?????? I mean, dang, someone died. Bummer.
November 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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November 19, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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tip: use bones to give your body a more consistent shape and usable limbs
November 19, 2023 at 5:58 PM