Let's Meat on the Avenue
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Let's Meat on the Avenue: Your friendly neighborhood butcher shop in the heart of Del Ray in Alexandria, VA. Hormone/antibiotic-free meats. Meatmudgeon. Bad influence. Pond slapper.
www.letsmeatontheavenue.net
www.letsmeatontheavenue.net
Lamb Belly "Porchetta". We have just the one on our shelves. It's yours, if you're fast enough.
March 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Lamb Belly "Porchetta". We have just the one on our shelves. It's yours, if you're fast enough.
Longstone Farm Pork in in Ramp Zhug! They may already be gone! I dunno! They wrote kinda late!
March 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Longstone Farm Pork in in Ramp Zhug! They may already be gone! I dunno! They wrote kinda late!
From the blue waters, to the green of ramps, though the red of finger chiles, we got you though most of the spectrum. Not infrared though, that would be weird.
March 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
From the blue waters, to the green of ramps, though the red of finger chiles, we got you though most of the spectrum. Not infrared though, that would be weird.
Howdy Meatketeers, the main social media goblin is taking a short winter's nap, so we may be a little quieter than usual. Now, go forth and meat!
December 7, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Howdy Meatketeers, the main social media goblin is taking a short winter's nap, so we may be a little quieter than usual. Now, go forth and meat!
Is there an orthopedist in the house? My name is Ow.
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Is there an orthopedist in the house? My name is Ow.
Local Chapel Ford Farm Lamb Neck, boned, seasoned with Garum Salt, tied back on the bone. You want to braise this tonight.
December 6, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Local Chapel Ford Farm Lamb Neck, boned, seasoned with Garum Salt, tied back on the bone. You want to braise this tonight.
Busy, busy month. Good think I have an apple car.
December 6, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Busy, busy month. Good think I have an apple car.
New sausage looks a little like this.
Hail, Krampus! -dark, Stygian, and a little spicy- pork, salt, Guizhou Black Bean Chile Sauce, ginger, garlic, chile flake, cuttlefish ink [CONTAINS SEAFOOD; SOY; WHEAT]
Hail, Krampus! -dark, Stygian, and a little spicy- pork, salt, Guizhou Black Bean Chile Sauce, ginger, garlic, chile flake, cuttlefish ink [CONTAINS SEAFOOD; SOY; WHEAT]
December 5, 2024 at 6:01 PM
New sausage looks a little like this.
Hail, Krampus! -dark, Stygian, and a little spicy- pork, salt, Guizhou Black Bean Chile Sauce, ginger, garlic, chile flake, cuttlefish ink [CONTAINS SEAFOOD; SOY; WHEAT]
Hail, Krampus! -dark, Stygian, and a little spicy- pork, salt, Guizhou Black Bean Chile Sauce, ginger, garlic, chile flake, cuttlefish ink [CONTAINS SEAFOOD; SOY; WHEAT]
Brought home a couple turkey legs last week and cured them. Confitted them Friday. Today, I made turkey cassoulet and turkey rillettes.
#DayOffCookin
#DayOffCookin
December 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Brought home a couple turkey legs last week and cured them. Confitted them Friday. Today, I made turkey cassoulet and turkey rillettes.
#DayOffCookin
#DayOffCookin
🎵If I see Van Helsing, I swear I will slay him!🎶
I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
December 1, 2024 at 1:11 AM
🎵If I see Van Helsing, I swear I will slay him!🎶
*Scooby Voice* REAH! REAH! ReeHEEheeheehee!
Important note for people just learning how to cook: stop clubbing tomatoes to death. Get a decent knife. It's magical, a revelation. You will learn to curse cheapass knives and treasure good ones.
update:
November 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
*Scooby Voice* REAH! REAH! ReeHEEheeheehee!
We're going to try again tomorrow, folks. We have said the words, and carved the runes, and offered the proper sacrifices to The Dark Gods of Commercial Refrigeration, and should be up and running by noon, Sun.
Say nice things to your Refrigerator Dryads, y'all. They work hard.
Say nice things to your Refrigerator Dryads, y'all. They work hard.
November 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
We're going to try again tomorrow, folks. We have said the words, and carved the runes, and offered the proper sacrifices to The Dark Gods of Commercial Refrigeration, and should be up and running by noon, Sun.
Say nice things to your Refrigerator Dryads, y'all. They work hard.
Say nice things to your Refrigerator Dryads, y'all. They work hard.
We may or may not be open today, Meatketeers. We're experiencing technical difficulties.
Watch this space and I'll keep everybody posted if we managed to cobble everything back together.
Watch this space and I'll keep everybody posted if we managed to cobble everything back together.
November 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
We may or may not be open today, Meatketeers. We're experiencing technical difficulties.
Watch this space and I'll keep everybody posted if we managed to cobble everything back together.
Watch this space and I'll keep everybody posted if we managed to cobble everything back together.
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
Reposted by Let's Meat on the Avenue
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Samuel Beckett wrote of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake, something very like, "if you do not like it, you are not pure enough to receive it."
I've listened to folks dissing turkey all month.
What tedium, as Sam B would say. It's delicious.
Not trying to drag anyone at all, but you guys?
I've listened to folks dissing turkey all month.
What tedium, as Sam B would say. It's delicious.
Not trying to drag anyone at all, but you guys?
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Samuel Beckett wrote of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake, something very like, "if you do not like it, you are not pure enough to receive it."
I've listened to folks dissing turkey all month.
What tedium, as Sam B would say. It's delicious.
Not trying to drag anyone at all, but you guys?
I've listened to folks dissing turkey all month.
What tedium, as Sam B would say. It's delicious.
Not trying to drag anyone at all, but you guys?
That's it! We're done! See you cats on Saturday. We're off Thursday and Friday to eat turkey and to do what we really want to do this November.
a cartoon cat is laying on a red couch with a blue pillow
Alt: A cartoon cat is asleep on sofa with a pillow over his face. His snoring is keeping a feather aloft.
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November 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
That's it! We're done! See you cats on Saturday. We're off Thursday and Friday to eat turkey and to do what we really want to do this November.
We are open 11 until 2 PM today, and right now it's just me and larry here. Come visit. Buy some discounted turkey bits.
Maybe even buy my emotional support pork neck bone.
Maybe even buy my emotional support pork neck bone.
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM
We are open 11 until 2 PM today, and right now it's just me and larry here. Come visit. Buy some discounted turkey bits.
Maybe even buy my emotional support pork neck bone.
Maybe even buy my emotional support pork neck bone.
The turkey is indigenous to the Americas, and is An Abomination Unto Nuggan.
I'm more of an Omnian, but quite agree, today, with Nuggan despite his wee mustache.
(This joke has been written entirely in pTerry, aka, Terry Pratchett, and, if you don't get it, I'm sorry. Tired.)
#TurkeyFacts
I'm more of an Omnian, but quite agree, today, with Nuggan despite his wee mustache.
(This joke has been written entirely in pTerry, aka, Terry Pratchett, and, if you don't get it, I'm sorry. Tired.)
#TurkeyFacts
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
The turkey is indigenous to the Americas, and is An Abomination Unto Nuggan.
I'm more of an Omnian, but quite agree, today, with Nuggan despite his wee mustache.
(This joke has been written entirely in pTerry, aka, Terry Pratchett, and, if you don't get it, I'm sorry. Tired.)
#TurkeyFacts
I'm more of an Omnian, but quite agree, today, with Nuggan despite his wee mustache.
(This joke has been written entirely in pTerry, aka, Terry Pratchett, and, if you don't get it, I'm sorry. Tired.)
#TurkeyFacts
I'm just excited as poop. Next year is going to be extra.
very excited to see what happens to grocery prices when we impose large tariffs on our two largest agricultural trading partners
This is going to be an absolute mess y’all.
*TRUMP SAYS TO IMPOSE 25% TARIFFS ON ALL MEXICO, CANADA GOODS
*TRUMP SAYS TO IMPOSE 25% TARIFFS ON ALL MEXICO, CANADA GOODS
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I'm just excited as poop. Next year is going to be extra.
Oh my lord n' butter was today a lot.
But I got to debone a duck AND teach others how AND bare my teeth at someone asking me to do a math midway through.
Stupid math-er! Can't talk. Stabbin'.
But I got to debone a duck AND teach others how AND bare my teeth at someone asking me to do a math midway through.
Stupid math-er! Can't talk. Stabbin'.
November 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Oh my lord n' butter was today a lot.
But I got to debone a duck AND teach others how AND bare my teeth at someone asking me to do a math midway through.
Stupid math-er! Can't talk. Stabbin'.
But I got to debone a duck AND teach others how AND bare my teeth at someone asking me to do a math midway through.
Stupid math-er! Can't talk. Stabbin'.
Can we do polls here yet?
Armegideon Time:
The Clash?
Or Willie Williams?
I'm split.
Armegideon Time:
The Clash?
Or Willie Williams?
I'm split.
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Can we do polls here yet?
Armegideon Time:
The Clash?
Or Willie Williams?
I'm split.
Armegideon Time:
The Clash?
Or Willie Williams?
I'm split.