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Huey
@hueycallison.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUAExcruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wha...
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I think CNN has reached the point where replacing all of their programming with just this on a loop would be an improvement.
And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...
And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...
Washington Post: you remember Watergate?
...well, WE'RE EVEN, fuckers.
...well, WE'RE EVEN, fuckers.
Leavitt on Trump moving to revoke greenhouse gas regulations: "This announcement received widespread and bipartisan praise. I think I recall seeing the editorial board of the Washington Post, of all places, even commending the president for this historic action."
February 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Washington Post: you remember Watergate?
...well, WE'RE EVEN, fuckers.
...well, WE'RE EVEN, fuckers.
UPDATE: ...an aide posted that.
Q: The president just said on Truth Social it would be a 'big mistake' for UK to hold over control of Diego Garcia, but the State Dept said the US supports that handover
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
February 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
UPDATE: ...an aide posted that.
In a bold new development, medicine will now automatically include a second opinion from the drunk guy at the end of the bar.
Epic has a new AI summary generating tool, and I noticed that it completely hallucinated a GI bleed for one of my patients last night.
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
In a bold new development, medicine will now automatically include a second opinion from the drunk guy at the end of the bar.
Good news, everyone! I have discovered a use case for AI!
D'ya know how there's people on Bluesky who don't seem to understand the concept of jokes? Well, Meta AI can apparently EXPLAIN JOKES TO THESE PEOPLE.
D'ya know how there's people on Bluesky who don't seem to understand the concept of jokes? Well, Meta AI can apparently EXPLAIN JOKES TO THESE PEOPLE.
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Good news, everyone! I have discovered a use case for AI!
D'ya know how there's people on Bluesky who don't seem to understand the concept of jokes? Well, Meta AI can apparently EXPLAIN JOKES TO THESE PEOPLE.
D'ya know how there's people on Bluesky who don't seem to understand the concept of jokes? Well, Meta AI can apparently EXPLAIN JOKES TO THESE PEOPLE.
Instagram lets you choose your bananas?
February 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Instagram lets you choose your bananas?
The IOC has announced a new sport to be added to the competition: skijoring, popularized by the famous BDSM novel "Houseplants of Jor".
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The IOC has announced a new sport to be added to the competition: skijoring, popularized by the famous BDSM novel "Houseplants of Jor".
After seeing a PWHL game last month, I said I thought these womens' hits would kill a mortal man.
In this USA-Sweden game right now, the post-goal celebration hug would probably do it.
In this USA-Sweden game right now, the post-goal celebration hug would probably do it.
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
After seeing a PWHL game last month, I said I thought these womens' hits would kill a mortal man.
In this USA-Sweden game right now, the post-goal celebration hug would probably do it.
In this USA-Sweden game right now, the post-goal celebration hug would probably do it.
Lots of dunking on Musk's "English-Scots-Irish" take while it seems like Minneapolis is having some Troubles...
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Lots of dunking on Musk's "English-Scots-Irish" take while it seems like Minneapolis is having some Troubles...
... because, as we all know, regime change worked out super great in Iraq and Afghanistan. Super great!
Trump says Iran regime change would be the 'best thing that could happen'
Trump says Iran regime change would be the 'best thing that could happen'
Donald Trump says regime change in Iran "would be the best thing that could happen" as a second US aircraft carrier is deployed to the Middle East.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
... because, as we all know, regime change worked out super great in Iraq and Afghanistan. Super great!
She is so over.
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
She is so over.
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Good God. Trump's Council of Economic Advisors are either clueless or sycophants.
acasignups.net/26/02/13/goo...
acasignups.net/26/02/13/goo...
Good God. Trump's Council of Economic Advisors are either clueless or sycophants.
From a post of mine last September: Via the HHS Dept. website this morning: WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) announced today it is implementing important measures to...
acasignups.net
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Good God. Trump's Council of Economic Advisors are either clueless or sycophants.
acasignups.net/26/02/13/goo...
acasignups.net/26/02/13/goo...
This guy thought Pleasantville was a horror movie.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This guy thought Pleasantville was a horror movie.
I don't want to alarm anybody but apparently someone has given Texas sewer clowns an anti-aircraft weapon
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I don't want to alarm anybody but apparently someone has given Texas sewer clowns an anti-aircraft weapon
Reposted by Huey
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
(Washington DC NBC affiliate news just now)
(CSPAN video clip ends)
(announcer sounding incredulous)
" ...and that was the Attorney. General. Of the United. States."
(CSPAN video clip ends)
(announcer sounding incredulous)
" ...and that was the Attorney. General. Of the United. States."
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
(Washington DC NBC affiliate news just now)
(CSPAN video clip ends)
(announcer sounding incredulous)
" ...and that was the Attorney. General. Of the United. States."
(CSPAN video clip ends)
(announcer sounding incredulous)
" ...and that was the Attorney. General. Of the United. States."
Do mogul skiers ever narrate their runs like an anime character?
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WEEEEEEEE
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WEEEEEEEE...
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WEEEEEEEE
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WEEEEEEEE...
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Do mogul skiers ever narrate their runs like an anime character?
ow ow ow ow ow ow
WEEEEEEEE
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
WEEEEEEEE...
ow ow ow ow ow ow
WEEEEEEEE
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
WEEEEEEEE...
Whenever someone in the administration says "worst of the worst", I would suggest the clarifying question "what percentage of people detained by ICE have more felony convictions than the President?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Whenever someone in the administration says "worst of the worst", I would suggest the clarifying question "what percentage of people detained by ICE have more felony convictions than the President?"
That's crazy! Who wants to talk to meat? What would you even say? "Hello, meat!"?
Omg this is reminding me of the time my kid (5? 8?) just asked out of a clear blue sky, "Are people made of meat?" and when I said "uh what" he reiterated "Are people made of TALKING MEAT?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
That's crazy! Who wants to talk to meat? What would you even say? "Hello, meat!"?
Meta AI is now auto-generating AI questions about one-sentence Facebook posts, and I'm afraid I'm going to need a Meta datacenter keycard and an electromagnetic pulse generator.
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Meta AI is now auto-generating AI questions about one-sentence Facebook posts, and I'm afraid I'm going to need a Meta datacenter keycard and an electromagnetic pulse generator.
Can't go wrong with An Emotional Fish, this is the perfect show closer, and man I can't wait for this show to close:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3oQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3oQ...
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Can't go wrong with An Emotional Fish, this is the perfect show closer, and man I can't wait for this show to close:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3oQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3oQ...
People are asking a lot of questions about my "Don't Panic" email that are already answered by the email.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
People are asking a lot of questions about my "Don't Panic" email that are already answered by the email.
I'm in the upper left-hand corner of "Progressive American Democrats" right next to Joe Biden, and I'm genuinely not sure how I should feel about that.
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I'm in the upper left-hand corner of "Progressive American Democrats" right next to Joe Biden, and I'm genuinely not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm not sure that "Alexa: it's definitely not trying to kill you" is really the convincing message they want to spend a pile of money advertising?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I'm not sure that "Alexa: it's definitely not trying to kill you" is really the convincing message they want to spend a pile of money advertising?
I gotta say, "Make America Healthy Again" is a bold fucking statement for an administration trying to systematically dismantle healthcare systems worldwide.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I gotta say, "Make America Healthy Again" is a bold fucking statement for an administration trying to systematically dismantle healthcare systems worldwide.
Does the Puppy Bowl halftime show feature an actual bunny, and if not, what even the fuck are we doing here?
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Does the Puppy Bowl halftime show feature an actual bunny, and if not, what even the fuck are we doing here?