If, like me, you wondered "who the fuck is THIS guy, and what is his deal?", I'm not a shrink but I'm going to guess that his parents' divorce damaged him in such a way that he is angry about it, and also toward himself, to this very day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If, like me, you wondered "who the fuck is THIS guy, and what is his deal?", I'm not a shrink but I'm going to guess that his parents' divorce damaged him in such a way that he is angry about it, and also toward himself, to this very day.
You gotta admit, he's aging pretty well.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You gotta admit, he's aging pretty well.
NO
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NO
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
Depending on which state he's getting his numbers from, he's only off by 30%-240% (nationwide average, 51%) which in the grand scheme of things is remarkably accurate for things in the category of "whatever bullshit Trump just made up".
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Depending on which state he's getting his numbers from, he's only off by 30%-240% (nationwide average, 51%) which in the grand scheme of things is remarkably accurate for things in the category of "whatever bullshit Trump just made up".
we go now live to Washington DC, where things are definitely happening
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
we go now live to Washington DC, where things are definitely happening
This seems like it could be relevant:
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This seems like it could be relevant:
Don't show this to Zohran Mamdani!
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Don't show this to Zohran Mamdani!
MUST BE BIG SHMOTT GUY, GOTS GOOD HAT
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
MUST BE BIG SHMOTT GUY, GOTS GOOD HAT
A cursory Google search doesn't find a picture of the Chinese legislature that manages to fit the whole thing in frame, but I would add that the seating capacity of Capital One Arena in Washington DC is 20,308 for basketball and 18,506 for hockey, and of the two, US politics is probably basketball.
![A photograph from China Daily of the National People's Congress, China's 3000-person legislature, original caption "The closing meeting of the third session of the 14th National People's Congress is held at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, March 11, 2025. [Photo by Wang Zhuangfei/chinadaily.com.cn] "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2z5tuuv5s6z4dbmljpqd7azv/bafkreif7ds2x5wj652m3dckbirkayjrgmybhbkikc3dcublghs7ahufqru@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A cursory Google search doesn't find a picture of the Chinese legislature that manages to fit the whole thing in frame, but I would add that the seating capacity of Capital One Arena in Washington DC is 20,308 for basketball and 18,506 for hockey, and of the two, US politics is probably basketball.
People ask me "why do you always look so angry?", and the cat and I have the same answer.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
People ask me "why do you always look so angry?", and the cat and I have the same answer.
...the fuck you say?
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
...the fuck you say?
My parents' cousins (and there are more of them than anybody can remember without a spreadsheet) are all called 'aunt' and 'uncle'.
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My parents' cousins (and there are more of them than anybody can remember without a spreadsheet) are all called 'aunt' and 'uncle'.
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
Warren Buffet, he controls the Big J.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Warren Buffet, he controls the Big J.
Apparently, Trump isn't the only one!
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Apparently, Trump isn't the only one!
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
Thanks to @effinbirds.com , Bluesky has a uniform!
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thanks to @effinbirds.com , Bluesky has a uniform!
Over the last twenty-five years, office real estate for the average email guy has compressed at a rate that, in another ten years, will just be this:
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Over the last twenty-five years, office real estate for the average email guy has compressed at a rate that, in another ten years, will just be this:
Good afternoon, everyone! I have dabbled in the dark arts of non-union electriciansmanship, and I'm pretty sure I have one of these in the basement. If you don't know what it is, it's a device made specifically for hooking copper to glass. You can buy them on Amazon.
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Good afternoon, everyone! I have dabbled in the dark arts of non-union electriciansmanship, and I'm pretty sure I have one of these in the basement. If you don't know what it is, it's a device made specifically for hooking copper to glass. You can buy them on Amazon.
If the "Russia Russia Russia Hoax" were true, what would he do differently?
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If the "Russia Russia Russia Hoax" were true, what would he do differently?
Post a remake you love
Airplane! (1980, Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker)
Airplane! (1980, Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker)
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Post a remake you love
Airplane! (1980, Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker)
Airplane! (1980, Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker)
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.