Alexandra Jordan MD
@alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social
Midwestern nocturnist. 🦇🦇🦇
Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
OCTOGENARIANPUSSY!
There are risks inherent to making Octogenerianpussy and this is one of them!
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
OCTOGENARIANPUSSY!
True Ship of Theseus situation going on w Charlemagne’s sword, the Joyeuse.
Joyeuse - Wikipedia
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November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
True Ship of Theseus situation going on w Charlemagne’s sword, the Joyeuse.
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I'd sniff my own butt, too, if it meant I was home in bed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I'd sniff my own butt, too, if it meant I was home in bed.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
Omg, this how it’s SUPPOSED to work. You fund the system knowing that IF you benefit that it might be years in the future.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Omg, this how it’s SUPPOSED to work. You fund the system knowing that IF you benefit that it might be years in the future.
Listen to Carmen (again). In a world Don Jose’s, be an Escamillo.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Listen to Carmen (again). In a world Don Jose’s, be an Escamillo.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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the first Forum Crashout is believed to have occurred in 499 BC, when Socrates was perma'd from the Athens /phil board for trolling
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the first Forum Crashout is believed to have occurred in 499 BC, when Socrates was perma'd from the Athens /phil board for trolling
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
I kind of love how “The History of France” podcast kinda assumes that you already know who Gaius Marius and Jugurtha are from listening to the “History of Rome” podcast. And it’s probably a good assumption!
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I kind of love how “The History of France” podcast kinda assumes that you already know who Gaius Marius and Jugurtha are from listening to the “History of Rome” podcast. And it’s probably a good assumption!
Omg. Fedora man is only a year older than my kid. My child lives in sweatpants…
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Omg. Fedora man is only a year older than my kid. My child lives in sweatpants…
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
If people want to get the best prices on medications, some of the best options are either CostPlusDrugs or the pharmacy affiliated with your local hospital.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
If people want to get the best prices on medications, some of the best options are either CostPlusDrugs or the pharmacy affiliated with your local hospital.
I admitted a pretty young patient with myocardial infarction last night, and during my interview w her discovered that she wasn’t taking the cholesterol med on her med list because when she looked it up on her pharmacy’s app it said it was $407/month. It was Crestor.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I admitted a pretty young patient with myocardial infarction last night, and during my interview w her discovered that she wasn’t taking the cholesterol med on her med list because when she looked it up on her pharmacy’s app it said it was $407/month. It was Crestor.
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ED charted that one of
my patient was apprehended by the police for creating a PELVIC disturbance” instead of “creating a PUBLIC disturbance.”
Like, “I’m sorry sir you must stop thrusting your hips like Elvis. You are scaring everyone. We are taking you to the hospital now.”
my patient was apprehended by the police for creating a PELVIC disturbance” instead of “creating a PUBLIC disturbance.”
Like, “I’m sorry sir you must stop thrusting your hips like Elvis. You are scaring everyone. We are taking you to the hospital now.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
ED charted that one of
my patient was apprehended by the police for creating a PELVIC disturbance” instead of “creating a PUBLIC disturbance.”
Like, “I’m sorry sir you must stop thrusting your hips like Elvis. You are scaring everyone. We are taking you to the hospital now.”
my patient was apprehended by the police for creating a PELVIC disturbance” instead of “creating a PUBLIC disturbance.”
Like, “I’m sorry sir you must stop thrusting your hips like Elvis. You are scaring everyone. We are taking you to the hospital now.”
Enemies to lovers.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Enemies to lovers.
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I hate this King Lear reboot
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I hate this King Lear reboot
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Listen to Nathan’s story, his premium for health care from the ACA is going from $28/month to $733/month all because Trump and Republicans prioritize billionaires over health care. Republicans need to work with Democrats to extend tax credits and end the #GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Listen to Nathan’s story, his premium for health care from the ACA is going from $28/month to $733/month all because Trump and Republicans prioritize billionaires over health care. Republicans need to work with Democrats to extend tax credits and end the #GOPHealthCareShutdown
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Mamdani is going to implement shakshuka law. Looks delicious.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Mamdani is going to implement shakshuka law. Looks delicious.
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Mamdani is going to implement ShamWow law.
Holds up to ten times its weight in liquid, easily removes cola and wine stains.
Holds up to ten times its weight in liquid, easily removes cola and wine stains.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
Mamdani is going to implement Shisha law. Everyone gets their own pipe and the smog will smell of mango.
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mamdani is going to implement ShamWow law.
Holds up to ten times its weight in liquid, easily removes cola and wine stains.
Holds up to ten times its weight in liquid, easily removes cola and wine stains.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shai-Hulud Law
May his passing cleanse the world
May his passing cleanse the world
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shai-Hulud Law
May his passing cleanse the world
May his passing cleanse the world