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Lawyer (not your lawyer) and Dad (probably not your Dad)
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
My grandparents were charter members of this shul before it moved to the suburbs. My parents grew up in the shul, were married there, as were my aunts and uncles.

This is of course the case hundreds of times over for every desecrated shul, but the personal connection does hit different.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Age verification? I’ve been on commercial flights with smoking sections.
Age verification? One time for my birthday I got a keytar whose demo song was “Last Christmas” by Wham.
Age verification? I was alive during the Carter presidency
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Somebody’s showing his whole ass and it’s not Benito.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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don't carry maga's water for them. don't try to work out how there's some secret loophole in the constitution that magically ends democracy. there isn't. that's the whole fucking point you fucking dopes
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
A magnificent hater’s epitaph.
his facebook page says he's divorced
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
::Kool Keith voice:
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Can’t sleep…I’ll just have a quick look at my phone.”
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
This would go over better at the National Chabad Prayer Breakfast.
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "We hit 'em. And we want to hit 'em right, sir, and we want to hit them from the top! East, west, north, south. Sir, they won't know what the hell! And we'll knock them out. We did it politically correct. Five years."
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Capriciously laid off Post writers as Game of Thrones characters.
oh fuck yeah that's the good stuff right there
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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It really is wild how easily—willingly!—manipulatable a lot of the ppl on this site are by far right bullshit
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
“Dogecoin On the Moon” might be my least favorite late period Dead song.
Elon Musk says SpaceX might put a Dogecoin on the moon next year.
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Take me down to the Parasite City where the mice love cats and the dogs are skinny.
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The Epstein files are (of course among other things) one nightmare blunt rotation after another.
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Guy who reluctantly goes to see Melania in theaters only because he’s a Ratner completist.
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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I am Irish Catholic and I'm not going to pretend like I can speak for all Jews or even some Jews, but I really wish that when people were (entirely justifiably) attacking Stephen Miller they'd stay away from using antisemitic tropes.
This is what the Republican party has become. The GOP: instead of Grand Old Party. It's Guardians Of Pedophiles (Trump), Or Goons on Patrol (ICE- Homan, Noem, Bovino).
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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It’s an affront to the idea of a written constitution that this case will reach oral argument.
A different kind of April fools

*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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The way to square this circle — to make this more than “a law that says you must obey the law” — is for the new law to provide a new *remedy*, ideally a retroactive one (which confirms “this was always the law”).

So let me again yell STATUTORY BIVENS
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Pool’s aspiration is to be Salacious B. Crumb to Trump’s Jabba.
Tim Pool: “I’m not licking the boot. It’s my boot. I voted for it. I’m the one stomping…”

This mindset is genuinely pathetic.

It’s an alpha fantasy: watching state violence and imagining you’re exercising power rather than the one submitting to it.

/1
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It’s Miller time.
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“We’re going to reEinzatzgruppe and reSS our tactics.”
Leavitt throws Bovino under the bus: "Mr Bovino is a wonderful man and he's a great professional. He is very much going to continue CBP throughout and across the country. Mr Homan will be the main point of contact on the ground in Minneapolis"
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The parent chat doing memes from first principles.
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 AM