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She was a prof of mine in the 90s and the one I was probably closest to.
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
She was a prof of mine in the 90s and the one I was probably closest to.
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
I regret to inform you the "Actually its Ephebophilia" beacon has been lit.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I regret to inform you the "Actually its Ephebophilia" beacon has been lit.
Mark it: Lindsey Graham or John Kennedy or some other analog will be on TV today educating us all about the Dead Man’s Statute.
Epstein wrote in emails, at least one back in 2011 when there would have been little incentive to lie, that Trump knew about what he was doing with girls www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mark it: Lindsey Graham or John Kennedy or some other analog will be on TV today educating us all about the Dead Man’s Statute.
I don’t rate them myself, but props to the Pontif on sticking to his guns and listing all three “Human Centipede” films. We agree on “A Serious Man,” tho.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don’t rate them myself, but props to the Pontif on sticking to his guns and listing all three “Human Centipede” films. We agree on “A Serious Man,” tho.
I’m inclined to believe this but if he called someone “the rancid kishke befouling our national cholent” I’d be sold.
Trump called Biden “sleepy,” because Trump is an old man who struggles to stay awake.
Trump called Hillary “crooked,” because Trump is incredibly crooked.
Trump called Ted Cruz “lyin’” because Trump is a serial liar.
We’re a decade into this. How do people still not get it?
Trump called Hillary “crooked,” because Trump is incredibly crooked.
Trump called Ted Cruz “lyin’” because Trump is a serial liar.
We’re a decade into this. How do people still not get it?
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m inclined to believe this but if he called someone “the rancid kishke befouling our national cholent” I’d be sold.
Mamdani will implement Charo law. “Stop and cuchi cuchi” will be restored in all five boroughs.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Mamdani will implement Charo law. “Stop and cuchi cuchi” will be restored in all five boroughs.
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
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The arc of the moral universe is footlong but it bends toward justice
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The arc of the moral universe is footlong but it bends toward justice
::extremely Westchester county voice::
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
::extremely Westchester county voice::
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
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Dick Cheney had I think the arc of a lot of republican politicians of his age, in that they assumed the foundations of liberal democracy were so rock solid they could be freely fucked with to no great cost. Then woke up one day to realize all those cracks in the foundation they wedged open mattered.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dick Cheney had I think the arc of a lot of republican politicians of his age, in that they assumed the foundations of liberal democracy were so rock solid they could be freely fucked with to no great cost. Then woke up one day to realize all those cracks in the foundation they wedged open mattered.
Kash/Alexis surging to the top of the “Nightmare Double Date” leaderboard, blowing past midweek surprise debut at number 1, Vance/Kirk.
Thing I Iearned today: Kash Patel’s girlfriend—a 24yo who sings “Grit” and “(I Want My) Country Back’ about the good ol’ days of John Wayne and vinyl records—attended the same Swiss boarding school that Tucker Carlson did. (Collège du Léman)
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Kash/Alexis surging to the top of the “Nightmare Double Date” leaderboard, blowing past midweek surprise debut at number 1, Vance/Kirk.
Chin up Toronto. Y’all had a *much* better showing against LA than Drake.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Chin up Toronto. Y’all had a *much* better showing against LA than Drake.
I got $500 on “this is the precipitating event that sets off the long brewing schism in the Catholic Church”
Going on BetMGM and wagering that JD runs for president in 2028 with Erika as his wife
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I got $500 on “this is the precipitating event that sets off the long brewing schism in the Catholic Church”
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Necro Wafers
Necro Wafers
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Nestle Brunch
Nestle Brunch
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
(*whispers* and you know those lil fruit candies in cute shapes? “Cunts”?)
Knickers
(*whispers* and you know those lil fruit candies in cute shapes? “Cunts”?)
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Necro Wafers
Necro Wafers
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
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Only one of these images of the White House is real...
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Only one of these images of the White House is real...
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[kicks in door, screaming] BUSH V GORE
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[kicks in door, screaming] BUSH V GORE
Reminded that when SCOTUS was deciding obscenity cases in the 60s and early 70s, the justices and their clerks watched the porn challenged as obscene. Except Hugo Black. He didn't flyspeck the porn because in his view, all obscenity laws are unconstitutional.
Be a Hugo Black about Nazi tattoos.
Be a Hugo Black about Nazi tattoos.
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reminded that when SCOTUS was deciding obscenity cases in the 60s and early 70s, the justices and their clerks watched the porn challenged as obscene. Except Hugo Black. He didn't flyspeck the porn because in his view, all obscenity laws are unconstitutional.
Be a Hugo Black about Nazi tattoos.
Be a Hugo Black about Nazi tattoos.
“To insinuate that I did is disgusting”
Graham let’s have a quick chat about about who, as between the guy with a Totenkopf on his chest and the guy who *sees* the Totenkopf on your chest, has the burden of proof here.
Graham let’s have a quick chat about about who, as between the guy with a Totenkopf on his chest and the guy who *sees* the Totenkopf on your chest, has the burden of proof here.
Graham Platner now says he plans to remove the skull tattoo being linked to Nazi symbols.
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“To insinuate that I did is disgusting”
Graham let’s have a quick chat about about who, as between the guy with a Totenkopf on his chest and the guy who *sees* the Totenkopf on your chest, has the burden of proof here.
Graham let’s have a quick chat about about who, as between the guy with a Totenkopf on his chest and the guy who *sees* the Totenkopf on your chest, has the burden of proof here.
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My Neighbor Totenkopf
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My Neighbor Totenkopf
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
Trump literally demolishing part of the White House to permanently deface it it with the tackiest shit you’ve ever seen in your life is A BIT ON THE NOSE DON’T YOU THINK?
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Trump literally demolishing part of the White House to permanently deface it it with the tackiest shit you’ve ever seen in your life is A BIT ON THE NOSE DON’T YOU THINK?