Puerto Rican Gandalf
@allmydovars.bsky.social
I travel for work…a lot.
Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.
Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.
Pinned
Watching The Minions Movie with my nephew and telling him that’s how our family came to America.
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who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
I’m not one of those “I can no longer support the Mets” kind of lunatics, but I live in DFW and yeah, I’m maybe just keeping my Rangers hats in the rotation for a bit.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not one of those “I can no longer support the Mets” kind of lunatics, but I live in DFW and yeah, I’m maybe just keeping my Rangers hats in the rotation for a bit.
Read the room, guys. Jfc
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Read the room, guys. Jfc
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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I wasn’t mad about the deal until I saw this, really.
3 years, $69M
Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wasn’t mad about the deal until I saw this, really.
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
The funniest outcome would be Schwarber signing with Pittsburgh.
Like I actually hope that happens.
Like I actually hope that happens.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The funniest outcome would be Schwarber signing with Pittsburgh.
Like I actually hope that happens.
Like I actually hope that happens.
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In addition to rum, moonshine and peanut butter whiskey, this raccoon at a Virginia liquor store also got into some vodka and eggnog. If you have not tried it, peanut butter whiskey “is excellent,” a PR manager for the store said. The raccoon apparently agreed. trib.al/XurZIQv
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In addition to rum, moonshine and peanut butter whiskey, this raccoon at a Virginia liquor store also got into some vodka and eggnog. If you have not tried it, peanut butter whiskey “is excellent,” a PR manager for the store said. The raccoon apparently agreed. trib.al/XurZIQv
Jeff McNeil, you are a San Francisco Giant.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Jeff McNeil, you are a San Francisco Giant.
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“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet
I’m conscious of the fact that:
1. I’m getting older, and most importantly
2. I understand that not everything is “for” you and you don’t need to have an opinion on it all.
But I don’t think I’m wrong that a lot of new music and media is just actually bad?
1. I’m getting older, and most importantly
2. I understand that not everything is “for” you and you don’t need to have an opinion on it all.
But I don’t think I’m wrong that a lot of new music and media is just actually bad?
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m conscious of the fact that:
1. I’m getting older, and most importantly
2. I understand that not everything is “for” you and you don’t need to have an opinion on it all.
But I don’t think I’m wrong that a lot of new music and media is just actually bad?
1. I’m getting older, and most importantly
2. I understand that not everything is “for” you and you don’t need to have an opinion on it all.
But I don’t think I’m wrong that a lot of new music and media is just actually bad?
Who in the actual fuck is Mr. Fantasy?
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who in the actual fuck is Mr. Fantasy?
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
I think stats/contracts make the Nimmo/Semien trade a win for the Mets - but let’s shelf that right now and just go with gut.
The last few years, the Mets have been unable to get it done and barring Soto and Lindor, it’s been the same guys.
Blowing it up isn’t a bad thing. Maybe it’s for the best.
The last few years, the Mets have been unable to get it done and barring Soto and Lindor, it’s been the same guys.
Blowing it up isn’t a bad thing. Maybe it’s for the best.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I think stats/contracts make the Nimmo/Semien trade a win for the Mets - but let’s shelf that right now and just go with gut.
The last few years, the Mets have been unable to get it done and barring Soto and Lindor, it’s been the same guys.
Blowing it up isn’t a bad thing. Maybe it’s for the best.
The last few years, the Mets have been unable to get it done and barring Soto and Lindor, it’s been the same guys.
Blowing it up isn’t a bad thing. Maybe it’s for the best.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
“T-Shirt Answering A Lot Of Questions About My T-Shirt” ass press release.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“T-Shirt Answering A Lot Of Questions About My T-Shirt” ass press release.
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
The new Wale album is great.
I’ll also be 38 soon, so there’s just the tiniest bit of correlation there.
I’ll also be 38 soon, so there’s just the tiniest bit of correlation there.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The new Wale album is great.
I’ll also be 38 soon, so there’s just the tiniest bit of correlation there.
I’ll also be 38 soon, so there’s just the tiniest bit of correlation there.
This reads like an 11-year olds ChatGPT log.
Was that too much blood for a PG-13? Which body parts were visible in that nude scene? Exactly how many expletives were uttered? The movie ratings board has pulled back the curtain on how it approaches hot-button topics, including nudity, marijuana and guns.
How Much Sex, Drugs and Violence Can Be in a PG-13 Movie?
The movie ratings board has pulled back the curtain on how it approaches hot-button topics, including nudity, marijuana and guns.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This reads like an 11-year olds ChatGPT log.
There’s a person on TikTok that has been putting on a scene accurate live “Lego Phantom Of The Opera” and it’s one of the better things I’ve seen Online in a very long time.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There’s a person on TikTok that has been putting on a scene accurate live “Lego Phantom Of The Opera” and it’s one of the better things I’ve seen Online in a very long time.
There was a point with HOF Ballots where I felt nostalgic because they were players I followed as a kid and a teenager.
But now?
I was a grown ass man when these dudes were in their prime. Like I had a whole 401k.
Time is a son of a bitch.
But now?
I was a grown ass man when these dudes were in their prime. Like I had a whole 401k.
Time is a son of a bitch.
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There was a point with HOF Ballots where I felt nostalgic because they were players I followed as a kid and a teenager.
But now?
I was a grown ass man when these dudes were in their prime. Like I had a whole 401k.
Time is a son of a bitch.
But now?
I was a grown ass man when these dudes were in their prime. Like I had a whole 401k.
Time is a son of a bitch.