The Alleywitch: Spellcraft as a Service
@alleywitch.cards
Divination nerd, spirit worker, energy worker, and art witch. AuDHD spoonie. Demi/bi and polyamorous. Suburban cryptid. LLM hater, antifascist. Perpetually tired. https://ko-fi.com/alleywitch
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Things you should know before you follow: www.shinycyb.org/about/
My art and witchcraft site: www.shinycyb.org
My divination site: alleywitch.cards
Want to join a cat religion? felinism.org
My art and witchcraft site: www.shinycyb.org
My divination site: alleywitch.cards
Want to join a cat religion? felinism.org
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Someone got into the decorations. Also, the belly might be a trap.
My latest creature, ready for Christkindlmarkt! 🧶
My latest creature, ready for Christkindlmarkt! 🧶
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Someone got into the decorations. Also, the belly might be a trap.
My latest creature, ready for Christkindlmarkt! 🧶
My latest creature, ready for Christkindlmarkt! 🧶
I bought Partner 3 birthday/Yule presents. One was from Amazon and the others were from an Etsy seller.
The Amazon package arrived broken and the Etsy seller only sent him one of the two items.
Amazon fixed it and I've contacted the Etsy seller, but I'm kind of angry at how this has been going.
The Amazon package arrived broken and the Etsy seller only sent him one of the two items.
Amazon fixed it and I've contacted the Etsy seller, but I'm kind of angry at how this has been going.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I bought Partner 3 birthday/Yule presents. One was from Amazon and the others were from an Etsy seller.
The Amazon package arrived broken and the Etsy seller only sent him one of the two items.
Amazon fixed it and I've contacted the Etsy seller, but I'm kind of angry at how this has been going.
The Amazon package arrived broken and the Etsy seller only sent him one of the two items.
Amazon fixed it and I've contacted the Etsy seller, but I'm kind of angry at how this has been going.
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Our car expenses were higher than expected so if you don't mind sharing my shop and having a look, I'd really appreciate it! I have lots of weird jewelry, some pottery and paintings and some enamel pins and face masks left 🖤
Placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com
Placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Our car expenses were higher than expected so if you don't mind sharing my shop and having a look, I'd really appreciate it! I have lots of weird jewelry, some pottery and paintings and some enamel pins and face masks left 🖤
Placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com
Placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com
Today's good thing: I opened my copy of The Endless Tarot and it's beautiful. Definitely going to have to use this deck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Today's good thing: I opened my copy of The Endless Tarot and it's beautiful. Definitely going to have to use this deck.
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Contact PSE and let them know that a Christian group that refuses shelter to queer people is not the right group to be administering their Warm Home Fund:
www.pse.com/en/logcustom...
www.pse.com/en/logcustom...
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Contact PSE and let them know that a Christian group that refuses shelter to queer people is not the right group to be administering their Warm Home Fund:
www.pse.com/en/logcustom...
www.pse.com/en/logcustom...
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I have cool stuff for saaaaaale. 💚
The rattles are finally live! These will likely be the last rattles I ever make outside of a commission so get them while you can!
gardenofgrigoryeva.bigcartel.com
gardenofgrigoryeva.bigcartel.com
Garden of Grigoryeva
Hello, I am Fae and I create handcrafted supplies for the spiritual community.
gardenofgrigoryeva.bigcartel.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have cool stuff for saaaaaale. 💚
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FUCK YEAH GET HIM
NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
Chi Ossé files paperwork to challenge Hakeem Jeffries from the left
The NYC City Council member said in a statement that Democratic leadership is "failing to effectively fight back against Donald Trump."
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FUCK YEAH GET HIM
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Yeah, I got ADHD
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yeah, I got ADHD
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
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Pictures do not adequately show what a perfect chonky baby this is. ❤️ (Turns out he's a boy after all! Also he does have a tail, it's just curled to the side in this shot.)
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Pictures do not adequately show what a perfect chonky baby this is. ❤️ (Turns out he's a boy after all! Also he does have a tail, it's just curled to the side in this shot.)
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
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Suffering has its place in magick, but I think a healthy practice leads to contentment more often than it leads to strife. After all, it's not the suffering that leads to growth; growth comes from how one processes the suffering by repairing and strengthening one's sense of wholeness.
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Suffering has its place in magick, but I think a healthy practice leads to contentment more often than it leads to strife. After all, it's not the suffering that leads to growth; growth comes from how one processes the suffering by repairing and strengthening one's sense of wholeness.
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what drives me bananas about this as a spiritual person is the very idea of other people being forced to change to somehow "uphold" your faith. your faith has nothing to do with other people! It's yours to safeguard!
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
what drives me bananas about this as a spiritual person is the very idea of other people being forced to change to somehow "uphold" your faith. your faith has nothing to do with other people! It's yours to safeguard!
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Hitler having DNA variations that lead to increased chances of autism, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia does not mean Hitler was neurodivergent in any way. Aligning one of the genocidaires of history with communities currently under assault by a genocidal eugenics campaign is disgusting
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hitler having DNA variations that lead to increased chances of autism, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia does not mean Hitler was neurodivergent in any way. Aligning one of the genocidaires of history with communities currently under assault by a genocidal eugenics campaign is disgusting
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New stickers on my ko-fi shop! ko-fi.com/diogenku/shop
The pride stickers are limited in quantity but will be restocked if they sell well! I will also be releasing more designs as the year goes on. #stickers #art #pride #transpride #LGBTQA
The pride stickers are limited in quantity but will be restocked if they sell well! I will also be releasing more designs as the year goes on. #stickers #art #pride #transpride #LGBTQA
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New stickers on my ko-fi shop! ko-fi.com/diogenku/shop
The pride stickers are limited in quantity but will be restocked if they sell well! I will also be releasing more designs as the year goes on. #stickers #art #pride #transpride #LGBTQA
The pride stickers are limited in quantity but will be restocked if they sell well! I will also be releasing more designs as the year goes on. #stickers #art #pride #transpride #LGBTQA
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psst reminder to book your appointments for flu and covid shots if you haven't already. just do it right now it takes two seconds ok xoxo
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
psst reminder to book your appointments for flu and covid shots if you haven't already. just do it right now it takes two seconds ok xoxo
I just saw one of my coworkers scrolling Bluesky
One of us!
But also I hope he never finds me
One of us!
But also I hope he never finds me
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just saw one of my coworkers scrolling Bluesky
One of us!
But also I hope he never finds me
One of us!
But also I hope he never finds me
I decided earlier today that someday I want to adopt another black cat, and name them 1959 Cadillac Hearse. Caddy for short.
Boy or girl? Either works; it's a gender neutral name.
Boy or girl? Either works; it's a gender neutral name.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I decided earlier today that someday I want to adopt another black cat, and name them 1959 Cadillac Hearse. Caddy for short.
Boy or girl? Either works; it's a gender neutral name.
Boy or girl? Either works; it's a gender neutral name.
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If you do not understand why making such an offer to a disabled person is a shitty thing to do, you've failed at being a decent human being, instead of displaying the generosity you think you're showing.
I won't name the press/person, but today I received an enthusiastic request I apply for an editorial position at a wonderful small press and then found out it's unpaid. The logic of inviting me so enthusiastically is that as I'm disabled and largely homebound, it would "give me something to do."
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you do not understand why making such an offer to a disabled person is a shitty thing to do, you've failed at being a decent human being, instead of displaying the generosity you think you're showing.
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1 witch arts-and-crafts
2 Steel and Paw photos and stories
3 shitposting on random subjects related to my interests
1 witch arts-and-crafts
2 Steel and Paw photos and stories
3 shitposting on random subjects related to my interests
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Card readings
2. Kyle
3. Witch stuff?
This was harder than it looked
1. Card readings
2. Kyle
3. Witch stuff?
This was harder than it looked
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Electric Touch Ambassador
2. Detroit Lions content
3. Streaming/music stats & song links
1. Electric Touch Ambassador
2. Detroit Lions content
3. Streaming/music stats & song links
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1 witch arts-and-crafts
2 Steel and Paw photos and stories
3 shitposting on random subjects related to my interests
1 witch arts-and-crafts
2 Steel and Paw photos and stories
3 shitposting on random subjects related to my interests
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"Disabled oracles... will light the way to the future."
Rest in power, Alice Wong.
Rest in power, Alice Wong.
From her account on FB (text in alt tag).
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Disabled oracles... will light the way to the future."
Rest in power, Alice Wong.
Rest in power, Alice Wong.
I don't watch a lot of movies but here are my top 5 fiction genres (in no specific order)
1 Magic is real and here's why that's bad
2 Humanism, but for aliens/magical beings/supers
3 Fake prophecy, real results
4 Speculative fiction spycraft
5 Would you love me if I was a ['verse specific monster]?
1 Magic is real and here's why that's bad
2 Humanism, but for aliens/magical beings/supers
3 Fake prophecy, real results
4 Speculative fiction spycraft
5 Would you love me if I was a ['verse specific monster]?
What are your top 5 movie genres?
Mine are:
- “OMG, I have *powers*?”
- dinosaurs
- animated plucky misfits with animal companions
- wait, it’s a musical
- blood soaked horror
Mine are:
- “OMG, I have *powers*?”
- dinosaurs
- animated plucky misfits with animal companions
- wait, it’s a musical
- blood soaked horror
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- when the sensitive guy finally figures out that there’s nothing wrong with him
- women kicking ass and taking names
- hard working folks who are also poets talking in verse while they get shit done
- dragons and magicks and pointy ears
- car chases
- when the sensitive guy finally figures out that there’s nothing wrong with him
- women kicking ass and taking names
- hard working folks who are also poets talking in verse while they get shit done
- dragons and magicks and pointy ears
- car chases
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I don't watch a lot of movies but here are my top 5 fiction genres (in no specific order)
1 Magic is real and here's why that's bad
2 Humanism, but for aliens/magical beings/supers
3 Fake prophecy, real results
4 Speculative fiction spycraft
5 Would you love me if I was a ['verse specific monster]?
1 Magic is real and here's why that's bad
2 Humanism, but for aliens/magical beings/supers
3 Fake prophecy, real results
4 Speculative fiction spycraft
5 Would you love me if I was a ['verse specific monster]?
A magpie Tarot deck, 3 jars of Golden SoFlats, some scruffy paintbrushes, a copy of Changeling by Aidan Wachter, a lump of clay, and a tiny jar full of dirt with a single rock in it. (Is it cemetery dirt or park dirt? Who can say!)
oh no !! an Adventuring Hero has killed you. what loot did you drop ?
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A magpie Tarot deck, 3 jars of Golden SoFlats, some scruffy paintbrushes, a copy of Changeling by Aidan Wachter, a lump of clay, and a tiny jar full of dirt with a single rock in it. (Is it cemetery dirt or park dirt? Who can say!)
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i am here to exist freely
not to shrink myself for the comfort of others
not to shrink myself for the comfort of others
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i am here to exist freely
not to shrink myself for the comfort of others
not to shrink myself for the comfort of others
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Decriminalizing sex work would ALSO help against many of the criminal abuses I'm glad to see so many caring about of late.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Decriminalizing sex work would ALSO help against many of the criminal abuses I'm glad to see so many caring about of late.
👍
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