Alister Robbie
@alisterrobbie.bsky.social
editor, camera nerd, brewer, marketing type person. Still trying to have fun amidst the chaos.
Melbourne / Naarm, Australia
Melbourne / Naarm, Australia
When you think a coffee machine ad is actually a camera ad, it’s time to disconnect.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When you think a coffee machine ad is actually a camera ad, it’s time to disconnect.
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If you think commenting on someone’s appearance, let alone their child’s is fair game, you need to take a long hard look at your pathetic life, asshole.
You’re no prize pony
You’re no prize pony
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you think commenting on someone’s appearance, let alone their child’s is fair game, you need to take a long hard look at your pathetic life, asshole.
You’re no prize pony
You’re no prize pony
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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What I said bsky.app/profile/fabi...
If you wouldn’t want a random stranger in the street chatting intimately with your child, don’t give your child an AI toy
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
What I said bsky.app/profile/fabi...
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Excellent news.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Excellent news.
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I don’t understand what you’re talking about. This Brawndo economic report says it’s what plants crave
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don’t understand what you’re talking about. This Brawndo economic report says it’s what plants crave
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LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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Anyway, made me laugh.
"Victorian Nationals MP Darren Chester — who urged his party to support net zero — said Senator Canavan was wrong ......"
"Matt Canavan is becoming like the Japanese intelligence officer who refused to accept World War II was over and hid in the Philippines jungle for 30 years," he said."
"Matt Canavan is becoming like the Japanese intelligence officer who refused to accept World War II was over and hid in the Philippines jungle for 30 years," he said."
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Anyway, made me laugh.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Brilliant.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Brilliant.
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
Is there a filter for blocking out AI slop here?
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Is there a filter for blocking out AI slop here?
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Just so I'm hearing this right:
- Israel turns Gaza into a parking lot, burying many hostages under tonnes of rubble
- Israel then accuses Hamas of "reburying" the remains of a hostage in the rubble it created
- Israel drops 100s of tonnes of bombs on Gaza www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
- Israel turns Gaza into a parking lot, burying many hostages under tonnes of rubble
- Israel then accuses Hamas of "reburying" the remains of a hostage in the rubble it created
- Israel drops 100s of tonnes of bombs on Gaza www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Israeli strikes in Gaza kill at least 104 overnight as ceasefire looks increasingly fragile
Netanyahu ordered strikes on Tuesday evening after firefight between Israeli troops and Palestinian militants
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Just so I'm hearing this right:
- Israel turns Gaza into a parking lot, burying many hostages under tonnes of rubble
- Israel then accuses Hamas of "reburying" the remains of a hostage in the rubble it created
- Israel drops 100s of tonnes of bombs on Gaza www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
- Israel turns Gaza into a parking lot, burying many hostages under tonnes of rubble
- Israel then accuses Hamas of "reburying" the remains of a hostage in the rubble it created
- Israel drops 100s of tonnes of bombs on Gaza www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
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Just remember that 99.999% of these accounts never get caught. And politicians think they represent the voice of the people.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just remember that 99.999% of these accounts never get caught. And politicians think they represent the voice of the people.
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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When your AI browser becomes your enemy: The Comet security disaster
venturebeat.com/ai/when-your...
venturebeat.com/ai/when-your...
venturebeat.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
When your AI browser becomes your enemy: The Comet security disaster
venturebeat.com/ai/when-your...
venturebeat.com/ai/when-your...
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I don't think we understand just how bad the decline of the Internet is to knowledge.
3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc.
Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.
3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc.
Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don't think we understand just how bad the decline of the Internet is to knowledge.
3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc.
Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.
3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc.
Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.