Johnny Delusional
@alexanderwren.online
They/he. If you think you know me under a different name, you’re probably right. Was __heck at the bad place. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚽️⛸️⚾️🏎️🥟
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It’s Trans Awareness Week! 🏳️⚧️
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s Trans Awareness Week! 🏳️⚧️
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
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Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
An ATM ate my debit card, right before I’m supposed to travel
I know we don’t believe in Mercury in Gatorade or whatever but almost nothing has gone right for me this week
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
An ATM ate my debit card, right before I’m supposed to travel
I just treated all my plants with neem oil and now I live in Stinkytown
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just treated all my plants with neem oil and now I live in Stinkytown
My dad complained about not being able to fall asleep for his nap this afternoon and I asked him if I did anything to keep him awake. He just looked at me and said, “I don’t mind you being here! If you’re ever doing something that bothers me, I’ll let you know.”
I fully had to take a minute.
I fully had to take a minute.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My dad complained about not being able to fall asleep for his nap this afternoon and I asked him if I did anything to keep him awake. He just looked at me and said, “I don’t mind you being here! If you’re ever doing something that bothers me, I’ll let you know.”
I fully had to take a minute.
I fully had to take a minute.
I know we don’t believe in Mercury in Gatorade or whatever but almost nothing has gone right for me this week
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I know we don’t believe in Mercury in Gatorade or whatever but almost nothing has gone right for me this week
The tifosi are going to run this dude out of town on a rail. Italy adores Hamilton and Leclerc, and THEY are Ferrari to them, not some asshole suit.
A quite remarkable comment made by Ferrari chairman John Elkann in the wake of the Scuderia's disappointing weekend in Sao Paulo, who claimed the mechanics and engineers are doing their job but said drivers Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc should "talk less and focus on driving" 😳🔴
Ferrari boss tells Lewis Hamilton to 'talk less and focus on driving'
Ferrari president John Elkann made an extraordinary comment about the F1 team's drivers.
www.express.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The tifosi are going to run this dude out of town on a rail. Italy adores Hamilton and Leclerc, and THEY are Ferrari to them, not some asshole suit.
I don’t understand how any Ferrari fan could root for Verstappen
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t understand how any Ferrari fan could root for Verstappen
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
🤌 ANDREA 🤌 KIMI 🤌 ANTONELLI 🤌
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🤌 ANDREA 🤌 KIMI 🤌 ANTONELLI 🤌
Oscar Piastri you will start to cough in three days
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oscar Piastri you will start to cough in three days
I’m shrieking laughing at the F1
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m shrieking laughing at the F1
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When I played, everyone knew their position. Now people tell me “gender is fluid.” Okay—but not in a 4-4-2.
By: Alexi Lalas
By: Alexi Lalas
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When I played, everyone knew their position. Now people tell me “gender is fluid.” Okay—but not in a 4-4-2.
By: Alexi Lalas
By: Alexi Lalas
Since I still think this is a good idea two years later, I need to get this
I kind of want a Lord Byron tramp stamp for real, you guys
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Since I still think this is a good idea two years later, I need to get this
The latest Scent Update
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The latest Scent Update
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it is actually very funny that Cuomo finally got Mamdani to give up his rent stabilized apartment because he's going to move into Gracie Mansion
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
it is actually very funny that Cuomo finally got Mamdani to give up his rent stabilized apartment because he's going to move into Gracie Mansion
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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I repeat.
a man in a niners baseball uniform is standing on a field
ALT: a man in a niners baseball uniform is standing on a field
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I repeat.
There are rust stains on my sheets so bad it looks like I was eating spaghetti in bed. I love well water!!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There are rust stains on my sheets so bad it looks like I was eating spaghetti in bed. I love well water!!!!!
Would anyone with an Athletic subscription be able to share a gift link to the Alfie Whiteman article?
October 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Would anyone with an Athletic subscription be able to share a gift link to the Alfie Whiteman article?
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This is from a biography of Anna Wintour but now I want to read a biography of Diana Vreeland
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is from a biography of Anna Wintour but now I want to read a biography of Diana Vreeland
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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fernando charged one too many rounds of Chandon to the company card smh
The FIA has confirmed that nine #F1 teams complied with the 2024 cost cap, with Aston Martin found to have committed a 'Procedural Breach' of the regulations.
"The Procedural Breach was of a very minor nature, originated by unpredictable circumstances outside the control of the F1 team."
"The Procedural Breach was of a very minor nature, originated by unpredictable circumstances outside the control of the F1 team."
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
fernando charged one too many rounds of Chandon to the company card smh
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad