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Johnny Delusional
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They/he. If you think you know me under a different name, you’re probably right. Was __heck at the bad place. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚽️⛸️⚾️🏎️🥟
The latest Scent Update
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Today is an excellent day for birthdays: @sophiahelix.bsky.social, Charles Leclerc, and Grady!
October 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Somehow I’ve got to digitize all of these
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Does this mean I’m officially trans now
October 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I would lay down my life for Safety Boy
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got this shot of Jean Alesi's run at Monza on a point and shoot!
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When Zak Brown and Andrea Stella are next to each other all I can think of is that tweet that said they’re an evil groundhog and a mischievous mouse turned human
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Meanwhile in WEC
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Baby’s first Smiski
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
With a bit of Mummy-era Rachel Weisz, too
September 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hello from Monza
September 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Didn’t realize it had been so long since my last Scent Update
August 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The whole crew out this morning
August 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
gay trims for ham
August 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ya boy can have a little radiation as a treat
August 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just know this book contains some Olympic-caliber racism
August 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You bet your ass I’m going to make them kiss
August 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Turns out that if you’re in the market for a vertical laptop stand, a vintage letter holder will do the trick pretty well
August 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I mean!!!
August 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ferdinand says hello
July 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Inexplicable items at my dad’s house, part 2: The Motorcycle Diaries in the middle of this stack of unremarkable books
July 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I miss my boy!!!!

(He’s fine, he’s just not living with me anymore.)
June 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My dad asked me if I needed a power strip, and handed me this. It is almost as old as I am. It has a replaceable fuse!
June 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ferdinand Habsburg (cat) here to say that Ferdinand Habsburg (human) is driving Le Mans for charity: marysmeals.at/ferdinand-fo...
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM