Matt Morrison
albedosshadow.bsky.social
Matt Morrison
@albedosshadow.bsky.social
He/Him
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January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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hearing reports that the rams stole the imperial seal under cover of darkness
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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hearing reports that the chicago bears have been granted the mandate of heaven?
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
You know what? Fuck it, Bear Down
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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The Texans:
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I’m here to see Blaha
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Motherfucker, I drove 25 miles to see a Netflix movie in a theater *TWICE* just last year because your useless ass refused to put FRANKENSTEIN & WAKE UP DEAD MAN on more screens. FOH.
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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This is gimmick infringement.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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to avoid vagueposting i will say: today i'm specifically reacting to the OBAA discourse just getting so heated and personal. its actually normal for a bunch of different people to have different feelings about the politics and meaning of a movie. that is art for grown ups.
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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sometimes discussion about media online feels like an undergrad "so what did we all think about the movie we just watched?" seminar except everyone has a gun
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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A great day for this screenshot
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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illustration, official u.s. playstation magazine (2000) archive.org/details/offi...
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Always and forever, Fuck The Packers
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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people say the back half of twin peaks season 2 is bad but what they mean is its the greatest bad tv in the history of the medium
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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thrilled to say i dunno who this particular man is but ive found in general that people who talk like this in public tend to be people who are like incapable of doing their laundry on their own
Some truly demonic stuff online
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Oh, but when *I* go to bars and ask women to squat me I’m a creep. Smdh
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I told my Bears fan wife that they were down 13-0, and she said, "That's okay. They don't really get going until there are two minutes left in the fourth quarter."
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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There’s hostile architecture and then there’s pennywise the clown lives in our bathroom
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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No matter what coach gear he’s got on I know Kyle Shanahan would go burn one in the garage with you on family holidays
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM