Alan Hamari
@alanhamari.bsky.social
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
It’s fun to learn about new species
December 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s fun to learn about new species
A fascinating read
Hey we just had a bunch of Sherpas tote plutonium up a 25,000 ft mountain in India once and then we just left it up there www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Did the C.I.A. Lose a Nuclear Device in the Himalayas? (Gift Article)
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A fascinating read
Reposted by Alan Hamari
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
How dare you, sir
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How dare you, sir
There is a character in the new season of Stranger Things named Derek Turnbow #rememberingsomeguys #Brewers
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There is a character in the new season of Stranger Things named Derek Turnbow #rememberingsomeguys #Brewers
Reposted by Alan Hamari
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Say Nothing - Patrick Radden Keefe
The Wager - David Grann
A Woman of No Importance - Sonia Purnell
The Tiger - John Vaillant
The Wide Wide Sea - Hampton Sides
The Wager - David Grann
A Woman of No Importance - Sonia Purnell
The Tiger - John Vaillant
The Wide Wide Sea - Hampton Sides
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Say Nothing - Patrick Radden Keefe
The Wager - David Grann
A Woman of No Importance - Sonia Purnell
The Tiger - John Vaillant
The Wide Wide Sea - Hampton Sides
The Wager - David Grann
A Woman of No Importance - Sonia Purnell
The Tiger - John Vaillant
The Wide Wide Sea - Hampton Sides
Reposted by Alan Hamari
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
We’re all adjusting to the time change in our own way
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We’re all adjusting to the time change in our own way
Reposted by Alan Hamari
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
Do you need something to cheer you up today? Watch this.
June Squibb's Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Do you need something to cheer you up today? Watch this.
Reposted by Alan Hamari
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
My parents sending me pictures of the (big!) protest in their UP town today? 🥹
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My parents sending me pictures of the (big!) protest in their UP town today? 🥹
Reposted by Alan Hamari
"what the fuck just happened"
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"what the fuck just happened"
Reposted by Alan Hamari
he’s moving like your cursor when you’re trying to use a computer mouse on a glass table
Trevor Lawrence, falls, gets back up, and runs it in for the go-ahead touchdown. 😂
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
he’s moving like your cursor when you’re trying to use a computer mouse on a glass table
Hahaha
I didn't realize a person could dress as the concept of Close-Up Magic
just enjoying being a Normal Shaped Person
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hahaha
Mondays, amirite
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mondays, amirite
oh come on
I’m sorry, the message was literally “ANTI-ICE” written in pen?
Honest question - does Kash Patel know about court?
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oh come on
Watching this tonight, where my Sneakersheads at?
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching this tonight, where my Sneakersheads at?
Reposted by Alan Hamari
my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
Damn. Guess I have to decide what to watch tonight now: Butch & Sundance? Sneakers? The Sting? All the President’s Men?
(It’ll probably be Sneakers)
(It’ll probably be Sneakers)
PROVO, Utah (AP) — Robert Redford, the Oscar-winning actor, director and godfather for independent cinema as Sundance founder, dies at 89.
September 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Damn. Guess I have to decide what to watch tonight now: Butch & Sundance? Sneakers? The Sting? All the President’s Men?
(It’ll probably be Sneakers)
(It’ll probably be Sneakers)
I love this Brewers team
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I love this Brewers team