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Hatin’ Ass Brian
@hatinassbrian.bsky.social
Wood.
Pinned
My platform:

• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
i don't want jon stewart to run for president. not because i particularly like or dislike him or think he'd do a good or bad job- rather because i believe it is vital to the national interest that we hand executive power directly from a boomer to a millennial
still thinking about this guy
I’d like to be focused on the draft right now, but I’m still thinking about this guy
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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🪟❌
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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full sequence of events to start the game

- miami wins the coin toss, elects to receive
- kickoff for a touchback
- false start
- timeout (15:00 on clock)
- 1 yard gain
- 3 yard gain
- tua throws deep on 3rd and long, intercepted by cole bishop
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
2045 U.S. Open Champion
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
😭
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
bag secured
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
y’all 😭😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
30 RSVPs — including out-of-town family staying the night — for our daughter’s 1st bday party tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Too online guy who confuses Paul DePodesta and John Podesta.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
epoxy has become a blight on our society
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
insane amount of MAGA baked into the TikTok algo now
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
for all its faults, this is still the greatest country on earth
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Andrew Cuomo announces he will forgo his remaining eligibility and declare for this spring’s NFL Draft.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rolled the dice on a SportsClips haircut and lost
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m six hours into designing my company’s website on a popular website-building/hosting platform that’s designed for make it easy for people who can’t code.

I’ve successfully uploaded one (1) background image for the welcome page, and selected the menu icon.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Table’s done. 😎
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BRING MY BOY HOME
earnestly wish Adam Butler played for a team that mattered. consistently disruptive
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
😈
*choking back nausea* J.J. McCarthy dealing
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ball don’t lie
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bullpens emptying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
100mph painted from a guy who hit 55 bombs and led the league in OPS lmao
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM