Hatin’ Ass Brian
@hatinassbrian.bsky.social
secretary [pounding her clipboard] WOOD WOOD WOOD
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i don't want jon stewart to run for president. not because i particularly like or dislike him or think he'd do a good or bad job- rather because i believe it is vital to the national interest that we hand executive power directly from a boomer to a millennial
My platform:
• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
why what’s happening
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
why what’s happening
enjoying this satire channel
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
enjoying this satire channel
I WOKE UP FEELIN THE CHEESIEST COACH
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I WOKE UP FEELIN THE CHEESIEST COACH
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if this was brandon beane shanking mcdermott in the back to win a power struggle and keep his job, we are approaching levels of over never before seen.
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
if this was brandon beane shanking mcdermott in the back to win a power struggle and keep his job, we are approaching levels of over never before seen.
the dirt Brandon Beane has on Terry Pegula must be earth shattering
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
the dirt Brandon Beane has on Terry Pegula must be earth shattering
best defensive coordinator to hit the open market in quite some time…
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
best defensive coordinator to hit the open market in quite some time…
DJ Moore will be arraigned on charges in the morning.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
DJ Moore will be arraigned on charges in the morning.
totally insane
WHAT WAS DJ MOORE DOING
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
totally insane
why are YOU as a wr not running?
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
why are YOU as a wr not running?
The greatest throw of all time?
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The greatest throw of all time?
two snack wraps and fries for $8? Fuck off
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
two snack wraps and fries for $8? Fuck off
man I love a good Fuck-You-RB
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
man I love a good Fuck-You-RB
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Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
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Forgot this means Milton Williams is in a conference championship now. Hell yeah.
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Forgot this means Milton Williams is in a conference championship now. Hell yeah.
Efton Chism having a blast out there playing in his only personnel grouping: 22P with a 6th OL and a FB
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Efton Chism having a blast out there playing in his only personnel grouping: 22P with a 6th OL and a FB
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Huge drive there.
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Huge drive there.
HOW DO YOU NOT BROADCAST THAT REVIEW CALL!?!?!?
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
HOW DO YOU NOT BROADCAST THAT REVIEW CALL!?!?!?
If ever the rule of cool was needed. Please lord.
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If ever the rule of cool was needed. Please lord.
Every detective in eastern Mass is receiving one (1) Will Campbell body part with in a gift box with a cryptic message.
Anderson is dismembering Will Campbell.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Every detective in eastern Mass is receiving one (1) Will Campbell body part with in a gift box with a cryptic message.
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he's Won't Campbell now
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
he's Won't Campbell now