Akrasia
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Jeez. I thought my comic about the president's turkey fucking gaffe was hyperbole, but reality is impressive.
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jeez. I thought my comic about the president's turkey fucking gaffe was hyperbole, but reality is impressive.
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I'm not saying it would necessarily be a POSITIVE outcome, but it would certainly be a VERY FUNNY outcome if centuries of strident prescriptivism end up going down the toilet because it turns out the academic register is so easy for LLMs to mimic that the false-positive problem proves irresolvable.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm not saying it would necessarily be a POSITIVE outcome, but it would certainly be a VERY FUNNY outcome if centuries of strident prescriptivism end up going down the toilet because it turns out the academic register is so easy for LLMs to mimic that the false-positive problem proves irresolvable.
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Warhammer Fantasy is kind of refreshing and realistic because it depicts Britain as a land of primitive savages who live in mud huts and America as a land of psychotic bloodthirsty slavers who sail the seven seas looking for victims to exploit
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Warhammer Fantasy is kind of refreshing and realistic because it depicts Britain as a land of primitive savages who live in mud huts and America as a land of psychotic bloodthirsty slavers who sail the seven seas looking for victims to exploit
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a whole lot of people think being anti-ai gives them the mandate of heaven to say whatever wild shit they want
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
a whole lot of people think being anti-ai gives them the mandate of heaven to say whatever wild shit they want
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FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
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"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
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I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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I can't speak for anybody else, but for me, sometimes the whole executive dysfunction thing can get bad enough that I wrap all the way back around to being productive. I once wrote four hundred lines of code while procrastinating on the act of putting on a shirt.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I can't speak for anybody else, but for me, sometimes the whole executive dysfunction thing can get bad enough that I wrap all the way back around to being productive. I once wrote four hundred lines of code while procrastinating on the act of putting on a shirt.
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[1/3] I know it sometimes seems like people who know their history are weirdly invested in complaining about the "generically medieval" thing, but let me put it in fandom terms.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[1/3] I know it sometimes seems like people who know their history are weirdly invested in complaining about the "generically medieval" thing, but let me put it in fandom terms.
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One of those half-a-dozen-hot-girls-and-one-bland-dude RPG parties where they all take turns being the boy.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
One of those half-a-dozen-hot-girls-and-one-bland-dude RPG parties where they all take turns being the boy.
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Just want to get to this part of thanksgiving tbh
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just want to get to this part of thanksgiving tbh
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
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Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
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good morning substance abusers
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
good morning substance abusers
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"make invalid states unrepresentable" pales in comparison to my strategy of assuming the state will always be valid
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"make invalid states unrepresentable" pales in comparison to my strategy of assuming the state will always be valid
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the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
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Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett tells Fox Business that the impact of the government shutdown is far worse than expected.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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it's fucking criminal to me how underappreciated apocalypse world is
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
it's fucking criminal to me how underappreciated apocalypse world is