Aisling
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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ticketmaster: *Action Needed* URGENT MESSAGE about the SHOW YOU ARE ATTENDING, do not reply but OPEN IMMEDIATELY (sent x3 in one week)
open the email: hello, you are going to a show :)
open the email: hello, you are going to a show :)
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 PM
ticketmaster: *Action Needed* URGENT MESSAGE about the SHOW YOU ARE ATTENDING, do not reply but OPEN IMMEDIATELY (sent x3 in one week)
open the email: hello, you are going to a show :)
open the email: hello, you are going to a show :)
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Have these people considered that Simon Harris is making fools of them?
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Have these people considered that Simon Harris is making fools of them?
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Telling the government my new home is going to be a data centre so they'll build it for me
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Telling the government my new home is going to be a data centre so they'll build it for me
accidentally reading my way to miss marple-hood
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
accidentally reading my way to miss marple-hood
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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Ring your TDs today. Apparently the Tally ho crowd have been flat out contacting TDs the last few days
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ring your TDs today. Apparently the Tally ho crowd have been flat out contacting TDs the last few days
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Imagine being Irish and being anti immigration??? Make it make sense! How’s your uncle getting on there in Sydney? How’s your nephew doing in Dubai? I heard the American cousins were over for a visit last month?
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Imagine being Irish and being anti immigration??? Make it make sense! How’s your uncle getting on there in Sydney? How’s your nephew doing in Dubai? I heard the American cousins were over for a visit last month?
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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forever my queen
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
forever my queen
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I'm still in shock that somebody would say that they care so much about the environment that they'll vote for HEATHER HUMPHRIES
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm still in shock that somebody would say that they care so much about the environment that they'll vote for HEATHER HUMPHRIES
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in fairness to Micheál, he’s only been in government for the last five years. and only part of confidence and supply for the four years before that. and of course he was only part of the government that precipitated the economic conditions we face now for about 13 years. and before that he was only–
Taoiseach Micheál Martin has said the homelessness problem and the composition of homelessness is much more complex than presented
Taoiseach says homelessness problem is 'complex'
Taoiseach Micheál Martin has said the homelessness problem and the composition of homelessness is much more complex than presented.
www.rte.ie
September 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
in fairness to Micheál, he’s only been in government for the last five years. and only part of confidence and supply for the four years before that. and of course he was only part of the government that precipitated the economic conditions we face now for about 13 years. and before that he was only–
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Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
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they should invent a kind of news that is good
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
they should invent a kind of news that is good
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How about this? Let’s ALL run for President.
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How about this? Let’s ALL run for President.
Feel like there's a metaphor somewhere in me listing a pink gingham shorts and shirt set on vinted and five minutes later buying a navy and grey pinstriped waistcoat and trouser set from someone else on vinted
August 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Feel like there's a metaphor somewhere in me listing a pink gingham shorts and shirt set on vinted and five minutes later buying a navy and grey pinstriped waistcoat and trouser set from someone else on vinted
Woke up to pee a solid four hours ago and I'm still awake. Cool cool cool
August 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Woke up to pee a solid four hours ago and I'm still awake. Cool cool cool
Got myself addicted to gossip harbour and my god no one ever gives that poor restaurant owner a moment's peace
August 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Got myself addicted to gossip harbour and my god no one ever gives that poor restaurant owner a moment's peace
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*that employ nobody AND do cloud computing for genocide
I think everybody would agree that not having enough electricity for homes is a small price to pay in order to fill the place with data centers that employ nobody
The ESB has warned that new housing in north and west Dublin may be hit by electrical constraints due to "limited capacity" on the power grid
August 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
*that employ nobody AND do cloud computing for genocide
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
Last night i slept solidly for ten hours. Best night's sleep in at least a year. Woke up feeling actually rested.
Anyway apparently my body has decided that that was enough sleep for me for a while, as I've been counting sheep for about three hours now and have to get up in four.
Anyway apparently my body has decided that that was enough sleep for me for a while, as I've been counting sheep for about three hours now and have to get up in four.
August 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Last night i slept solidly for ten hours. Best night's sleep in at least a year. Woke up feeling actually rested.
Anyway apparently my body has decided that that was enough sleep for me for a while, as I've been counting sheep for about three hours now and have to get up in four.
Anyway apparently my body has decided that that was enough sleep for me for a while, as I've been counting sheep for about three hours now and have to get up in four.
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He lives in Monaco.
"Mr Flatley said he hears concerns from the "average person on the street" and they are not "happy right now"."
Sure you did.
"Mr Flatley said he hears concerns from the "average person on the street" and they are not "happy right now"."
Sure you did.
July 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
He lives in Monaco.
"Mr Flatley said he hears concerns from the "average person on the street" and they are not "happy right now"."
Sure you did.
"Mr Flatley said he hears concerns from the "average person on the street" and they are not "happy right now"."
Sure you did.
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All famines are man-made, all famines are political. Historians of empire and humanitarianism have known this forever. Gaza is not starving, Gaza is being starved, by Israel, and this starvation is enabled by our government and by every other government that does not step in to force food and aid.
July 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
All famines are man-made, all famines are political. Historians of empire and humanitarianism have known this forever. Gaza is not starving, Gaza is being starved, by Israel, and this starvation is enabled by our government and by every other government that does not step in to force food and aid.