The Elusive Jessi B. 🧶🎲🍄📔
@ahumblebard.bsky.social
Yarnbender, stationery hoarder, dice goblin, and general nerd. Your friendly neighborhood Cryptid. Tell your pets I said hi. she/her
GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin
GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin
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Please don’t like my posts.
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
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We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Please don’t like my posts.
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
‘Democrats are going to come to regret this’: After Epstein vote, Trump ready to attack
The White House is frustrated about being backed into a corner on the Epstein vote. They plan to punish Democrats for it.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Just found out that one of my favorite professors from undergrad passed this morning. Absolutely heartbreaking. The world is a little darker and colder today. Rest easy, Dr. Briggs. You'll be sorely missed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just found out that one of my favorite professors from undergrad passed this morning. Absolutely heartbreaking. The world is a little darker and colder today. Rest easy, Dr. Briggs. You'll be sorely missed.
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Full credit for the first line of the article, quoted in the link preview, being "no."
Are Colorado’s vote-counting machines inaccurate?
Are Colorado's vote-counting machines inaccurate?
No. Annual audits for the past six years show that Colorado vote-counting systems had an accuracy of over 99.99%.
coloradosun.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Full credit for the first line of the article, quoted in the link preview, being "no."
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I’m crying
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m crying
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November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Gentlefolk of Bluesky,
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
🚨Happy Early Voting Day, Tennessee🚨
to all those who celebrate in western Nashville area
Davidson County (Nashville), Montgomery County (Clarksville), Williamson County (Franklin) & parts of Middle and West Tennessee
VOTE to elect AFTYN BEHN for U.S. Congress
Representing Tennessee's 7th district
to all those who celebrate in western Nashville area
Davidson County (Nashville), Montgomery County (Clarksville), Williamson County (Franklin) & parts of Middle and West Tennessee
VOTE to elect AFTYN BEHN for U.S. Congress
Representing Tennessee's 7th district
POLLS ARE OPEN! 🗳️
Early voting has started for the TN-7 special congressional election in Tennessee! 😍
Check to see if you live in TN-7👇🏻
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Early voting has started for the TN-7 special congressional election in Tennessee! 😍
Check to see if you live in TN-7👇🏻
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November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gentlefolk of Bluesky,
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
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I didn't even realize this was a thing. Check your settings. Rude is subjective and seems to be being applied real goofy 🙃
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I didn't even realize this was a thing. Check your settings. Rude is subjective and seems to be being applied real goofy 🙃
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The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
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it was radicalizing to realize when i was young that i did not want kids and how utterly, violently american society wanted to force them on me
while simultaneously knowing that my friends who did want kids were similarly, violently denied from having them or raising them in a good environment
while simultaneously knowing that my friends who did want kids were similarly, violently denied from having them or raising them in a good environment
Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to our analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.
(Published February)
(Published February)
Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.
ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.
www.propublica.org
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
it was radicalizing to realize when i was young that i did not want kids and how utterly, violently american society wanted to force them on me
while simultaneously knowing that my friends who did want kids were similarly, violently denied from having them or raising them in a good environment
while simultaneously knowing that my friends who did want kids were similarly, violently denied from having them or raising them in a good environment
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this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.
This is how it looked on the ballot.
Clear and easy to understand.
Clear and easy to understand.
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.
Also fuck Garry Kasparov, incidentally
REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Also fuck Garry Kasparov, incidentally
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
omg it was
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
omg it was
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
WHAT
Maybe we can get an anime reboot like Fruits Basket got. Please.
Maybe we can get an anime reboot like Fruits Basket got. Please.
Yona of the Dawn is ending after 15 years:
Yona of the Dawn Manga Ends on December 19 After 15-Year Run
Manga launched in 2009, inspired 2014 TV anime
www.animenewsnetwork.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
WHAT
Maybe we can get an anime reboot like Fruits Basket got. Please.
Maybe we can get an anime reboot like Fruits Basket got. Please.
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I wonder what it's like to not live in such a goddamn clownshoes country. Is it nice? I bet it's nice.
October 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I wonder what it's like to not live in such a goddamn clownshoes country. Is it nice? I bet it's nice.
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no one has ever been more relatable answering a question about AI
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
no one has ever been more relatable answering a question about AI
American people are going to go hungry because the Trump and his Republicans are choosing to let American people go hungry. It is a choice that they are continuing to make, because they're cruel and petty people who don't think of us as anything other than game pieces to move around.
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
American people are going to go hungry because the Trump and his Republicans are choosing to let American people go hungry. It is a choice that they are continuing to make, because they're cruel and petty people who don't think of us as anything other than game pieces to move around.
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Holy. Shit. The greatest living horror writer is doing a podcast.
Guys Garth Marenghi is doing a podcast or something
Garth Marenghi meets Mike Flanagan - GARTH MARENGHI’S SKULL-FLUSHER
YouTube video by Garth Marenghi
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Holy. Shit. The greatest living horror writer is doing a podcast.
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Just did this with my Drive settings, and yeah it had Gemini ticked by default without ever asking me if that was something I wanted
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just did this with my Drive settings, and yeah it had Gemini ticked by default without ever asking me if that was something I wanted