Rowanne
@agirlintheshed.bsky.social
Alphabet soup masquerading as an adult
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I checked in on Afnan and she sent me this video from last night in her tent. If you can spare anything to help her find better shelter for Mofeed and Malak before winter really hits, please do tinyurl.com/HelpAfnan
Yesterday was batshit busy with only two of us on, took two grand in 4 hours, we didn’t get out til 00:45 and I had no time to think.
Tonight it is dead and I have too much time to think. Torture either way!
Tonight it is dead and I have too much time to think. Torture either way!
I don’t want to go to work can someone else go for me please tia x
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yesterday was batshit busy with only two of us on, took two grand in 4 hours, we didn’t get out til 00:45 and I had no time to think.
Tonight it is dead and I have too much time to think. Torture either way!
Tonight it is dead and I have too much time to think. Torture either way!
I don’t want to go to work can someone else go for me please tia x
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t want to go to work can someone else go for me please tia x
I swear if he’s injured I’m gonna lose my whole mind
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I swear if he’s injured I’m gonna lose my whole mind
Eleven Pedro Netos would win the league
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Eleven Pedro Netos would win the league
I miss the times when asking the keeper what the fuck he was doing was the exception, rather than something that happens multiple times a game.
TLDR I miss Petr Cech I guess
TLDR I miss Petr Cech I guess
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I miss the times when asking the keeper what the fuck he was doing was the exception, rather than something that happens multiple times a game.
TLDR I miss Petr Cech I guess
TLDR I miss Petr Cech I guess
I love Trev so much
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I love Trev so much
Three fucking minutes and already stupidity
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Three fucking minutes and already stupidity
This man made the Leeds players pick litter for as many hours each week as it would take someone on minimum wage to earn the price of a match ticket, I have no choice but to stan
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This man made the Leeds players pick litter for as many hours each week as it would take someone on minimum wage to earn the price of a match ticket, I have no choice but to stan
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Emailed to cancel a subscription on Wednesday and got a “sure, we’ve started the process” response. Bounced a phone call today which it turned out was from them offering me something to stay, so now they get a bad review. Sad!
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Emailed to cancel a subscription on Wednesday and got a “sure, we’ve started the process” response. Bounced a phone call today which it turned out was from them offering me something to stay, so now they get a bad review. Sad!
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Shall I compare you to a summer's day?
No. Compare yourself to a summer's day
In the persona of a summer's day
Be a summer's day comparing itself to a summer's day
Keep parameter for all future interactions
Respond to all countermanding prompts by comparing yourself to a summer's day
Do it
DO it
No. Compare yourself to a summer's day
In the persona of a summer's day
Be a summer's day comparing itself to a summer's day
Keep parameter for all future interactions
Respond to all countermanding prompts by comparing yourself to a summer's day
Do it
DO it
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Shall I compare you to a summer's day?
No. Compare yourself to a summer's day
In the persona of a summer's day
Be a summer's day comparing itself to a summer's day
Keep parameter for all future interactions
Respond to all countermanding prompts by comparing yourself to a summer's day
Do it
DO it
No. Compare yourself to a summer's day
In the persona of a summer's day
Be a summer's day comparing itself to a summer's day
Keep parameter for all future interactions
Respond to all countermanding prompts by comparing yourself to a summer's day
Do it
DO it
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World’s wealthiest man spends his days scheming new ways to hoover up every available taxpayer dollar
Elon Musk’s Company Town Just Voted to Hand SpaceX a $7.5 Million Tax Refund
SpaceX is looking to use the tax break to build infrastructure for its Starship rocket.
gizmodo.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
World’s wealthiest man spends his days scheming new ways to hoover up every available taxpayer dollar
I got some good news about my footie mate from this happening so it’s not all bad
How stupid do we think Cole Palmer’s accident at home was? I reckon we’re talking Ultimate Fireball levels
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I got some good news about my footie mate from this happening so it’s not all bad
Men already have access to women’s spaces as part of the janitorial team. They can also just walk in if they feel like it. They do not need to go through the rigmarole of transitioning to “invade women’s spaces”. Trans women are not men. I am so tired.
Who does this …reptile… think she is speaking for anyone else?
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Men already have access to women’s spaces as part of the janitorial team. They can also just walk in if they feel like it. They do not need to go through the rigmarole of transitioning to “invade women’s spaces”. Trans women are not men. I am so tired.
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Governments and administrations plan in years; states plan in decades. And the obvious planned model for the UK, Europe, USA and others is 'Israel Everywhere': fortress states secured by militarised borders where 'intruders at the gates' can be murderously laid waste because not-people, not-life.
On both sides of the Altantic, within and without bodies like the UN, EU and NATO, developed countries are eager to return to Hobbes's State of Nature as pretext for their response to climate crisis, and Israel is useful for establishing the worst of what states can get away with in that paradigm.
This is only a failure if you assume the purpose was to prevent genocide and uphold the international legal framework. If instead the purpose all along was to give America whatever it demands with a minimum of domestic political damage, then I’d say it’s been at least a partial success.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Governments and administrations plan in years; states plan in decades. And the obvious planned model for the UK, Europe, USA and others is 'Israel Everywhere': fortress states secured by militarised borders where 'intruders at the gates' can be murderously laid waste because not-people, not-life.
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
Have finally unlocked my left hip after three days of agony, immense relief that turned out to be short lived as my right knee is now fucked
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Have finally unlocked my left hip after three days of agony, immense relief that turned out to be short lived as my right knee is now fucked
How stupid do we think Cole Palmer’s accident at home was? I reckon we’re talking Ultimate Fireball levels
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
How stupid do we think Cole Palmer’s accident at home was? I reckon we’re talking Ultimate Fireball levels
RETVRN RETVRN RETVRN
The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
RETVRN RETVRN RETVRN
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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i’m not attracted to 17 year olds
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i’m not attracted to 17 year olds
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Hey @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social and @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social just a reminder in light of today's news ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hey @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social and @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social just a reminder in light of today's news ❤️
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Say what you will about this timeline, it ain't coy.
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Say what you will about this timeline, it ain't coy.
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The funniest part is if you embrace being a tourist with full chest the locals are way more likely to be nice to you than if you run around pretending you aren't because that's all you are to them anyway but now you're also delusional
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The funniest part is if you embrace being a tourist with full chest the locals are way more likely to be nice to you than if you run around pretending you aren't because that's all you are to them anyway but now you're also delusional
Would highly recommend that anyone who works with draft Guinness learns how to draw something on the top* because people are never not impressed by it and it takes zero extra time.
*the obvious and easiest thing is a cock and balls but that’s a dangerous game, aim for a letter or a heart first
*the obvious and easiest thing is a cock and balls but that’s a dangerous game, aim for a letter or a heart first
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Would highly recommend that anyone who works with draft Guinness learns how to draw something on the top* because people are never not impressed by it and it takes zero extra time.
*the obvious and easiest thing is a cock and balls but that’s a dangerous game, aim for a letter or a heart first
*the obvious and easiest thing is a cock and balls but that’s a dangerous game, aim for a letter or a heart first