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Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Trump: I’m anti-war

MAGA: yay he’s the president of peace!

Trump: we’re going to rename the Department of Defense the Department of War

MAGA: yay Department of War!

Trump: I’m going to make things cost more so I can pay for tax breaks for my rich friends

MAGA: yay tariffs!
September 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Oh
August 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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high speed rail from my house to arby’s
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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the cia would have loved trying to trick fidel castro into becoming friends with Sam Altman's Robot That Makes You Kill Yourself
August 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.
August 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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there are already 10 thousand reasons why it's embarrassing to be a leftist, we shouldn't let this kind of thinking add another to the list lol. Sportsball discourse should have fucking died in 2011
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
August 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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ME: hey so what's this process consuming all my CPU
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
August 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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it’s hard to live in America while having a functioning memory because everyone around you is constantly pissed off about some scary new thing that’s not actually new and that they didn’t find scary until someone on TV told them it was scary 20 minutes ago
August 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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everybody transgender now!!!
August 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Actually kind of cool that they got the Wealthy Capitalist Ogre from all those 1930s editorial cartoons to run the IRS
August 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Being right wing is so hard bc you’re not allowed to acknowledge any actual phenomena that shape the world, so when you try to describe something you just end up sounding like if a person speaking in tongues worshipped the internet instead of god
August 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Donald Trump was allegedly ‘seething’ after he saw the new ‘SOUTH PARK’ episode.

(Source: Deadline)
July 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Young refuseniks burn their IOF draft papers in the middle of Tel Aviv

They refuse to serve in the Israeli Occupation Forces, and are willing to go to military jail for their position. The new generation of refuseniks is supported by the older, many of them spent months in jail already
July 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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imagine a universe without the strong nuclear force. or electromagnetism

can't?

well that's the sort of universe where there's no grok to answer when you ask life's most important questions like "why are horses" or "how do I deport all black people and send them to rubber jail"
July 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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welcom back bonzi buddy
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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jerry was a bluesky poster
posted so god damn much
never did see the sunlight shine
and grass he was afraid to touch
July 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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you know, they really did do this
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM