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LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD
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I'm not a conduit to god, but I'm a direct line to the red phone on judgement's desk

ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE

48. hamilton. she her. trans

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I don't really deal with sadness or grief in the way that a lot of people do and keep them close to me, selective in who I reveal them to. Grief in my world is a vulnerability others will exploit. But as I post pictures of her, I have to reveal that Roxy, my shiba inu, died on Thursday night. 🧵
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drake: born too late to make it to epstein island before the curtain came down

born too early for the AIs to win the wars so his audience could be chatGPT models who worship him, as "how would you go about making this drake track and its music video better?" is one of their founding trainer queries
August 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i'm so proud of myself. my almost completely unused domain name I've owned and done almost nothing with for 26 years now has helped bring people and drugs together and honestly this is just one of the proudest moments of my life. like i could die tonight and think as i go, yeah. yeah i did alright
There was a website back in the early 2010s, “yiff (dot) com” and it had a secret page where you could upload any file you wanted. I would dig through it and get .swf flash files to watch, one was a strobing video of the Grateful Dead bears to weird techno and tldr I think thats why I do drugs now
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"the video input"

*bangs fist on desk causing screws and sodimms to fly everywhere* NO. NO THAT IS THE AUDIO ONLY BOARD. NO YOU SCHLUB. YOU SCHLEMIEL. OY GEVALT. ALSO YOU DIDNT BREAK INTO IRIX YOU JUST MOUNTED AN UNENCRYPTED ROOT VOLUME FROM INSTALL MEDIA. I COULD DO THAT TO LINUX TODAY. FUCK. FUCK
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
miss her every day and still tear up thinking about her and what a good soft baby she was
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
some brocade 48 port 10gbe / 6 port 40gbe switch that got disposed. think it cost me about 20 bucks out of a total
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
why are democrats blown away by how misogynistic and abusive republican politicians act yet still get elected, gavin newsom had a fling with a 19 year old registered republican with the last name "mountz" once when he was 38 and it hasn't stopped him winning. he even got bill clinton's endorsement
whenever gavin newsom goes on some podcast or show to spew forth his noxious and deeply deranged opinions on trans people, just remember to get this bumper sticker for your car
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.

by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
why would they bother, he fits in perfectly there too
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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TITAN SUBMERSIBLE AUDIO FEED LAST MOMENTS REVEALED

suleman dawood: father. it has been my greatest wish within my heart, in these last moments, that you accept me and call me by my chosen and true name, farah

shahzada dawood: my son. er I mean. my daughter, sorry. sorry. I am humbled to call you f
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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jill biden: it's peaceful now. joe can rest.

reporter: how bad?

jill: well now he still knows words, a-

joe: yassar. arrafat. gemmie yassar arrafat. geddim onna phone. here's the deal. egypt for my. my son

jill: yes joe. we did it

joe: the best ice cream's butterscotch ripple. tastes like gaza
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Bashar al-Assad teams up with slur-laden, lesbophobic antihero and disgraced nurse, Mark Ruffalo, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
TITAN SUBMERSIBLE AUDIO FEED LAST MOMENTS REVEALED

suleman dawood: father. it has been my greatest wish within my heart, in these last moments, that you accept me and call me by my chosen and true name, farah

shahzada dawood: my son. er I mean. my daughter, sorry. sorry. I am humbled to call you f
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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schumer: aggghh. nnf. *grunts, stands up 2/3 o-

tour guide: and here's senator schumer, without whom the government shutdown might have succeeded and our free country would not be. it's prayer time now. give thanks to our president. "I seek refuge in president slotkin from the cursed transsexuals,"
March 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
oh shi

BANK ANGLE

BANK ANGLE

TERRAIN TERRAIN

PULL. UP

BANK ANGLE

PULL. UP
AI VALUATION FEARS GRIP GLOBAL INVESTORS AS TECH BUBBLE CONCERNS GROW
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
EVIDENTLY UP TO HERE, ANOTHER 50% HIGHER WITH ZCASH HAVING JUMPED FROM RANK 40 TO 13 IN A MONTH WITH A MARKET CAP CROSSING 10 BILLION DOLLARS. BLUESKY'S CEO MAY NOW BE A BILLIONAIRE. OR MADE BILLIONAIRES. WE JUST CAN'T KNOW FOR SURE
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Tbh at this point treat any reporter like a cop: no comment at all, lips sealed
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am not one of her fans, in case my posts about her haven't made that obvious. however, i will say with 100% conviction that she does not deserve this treatment and I would intervene if the opportunity existed, same as I would for any of us
someone went up to sarah mcbride in front of the u.s. congress, hurled her deadname at her loudly and called her a pedophile repeatedly, posted video of the exchange to x, and it is now going wildly viral

i will not share the video

but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
mmm

"momdani"

well you know there is only one thing to say to this and that's

MAMDANI BIG NATURALS
MAMDANI BIG NATURALS
MAMDANI BIG NATURALS
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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but then... zohran mamdani. the candidate who should not exist, yet does. who should not have won, yet did. who should not be a dem, yet is. who should not eat with his bare hands, at least unless they've been washed first, because every surface in NYC is coated in the most egregious COVID variants
July 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I haven't seen such absent energy since the footage of kamala HQ on election night. it's beautiful. you could probably hear a pin drop, or a tear splash
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
clearly

CLEARLY the former(??????) zcash dev jay graber has been up to something in this time period where the broader cryptocurrency markets have been volatile but ultimately stagnant, yet zcash has shattered the ceiling. blown through the roof. shot the moon
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM

*That’s* the headline.

(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
hmm so this is up there with worst leaf team blown lead losses in canadian history

- 3: florida panthers 2024. first time in 20 years leafs get to second round. lead 2-0. blow it, lose 4-3

-2: jays 2025. lead series. lead game 7. lose in heartbreaker OT

-1: poilievre 2025. up by 40, loses by 2.
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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OHMYGOD???
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Gnostic folks can and do enjoy plotting and they’re still gnostic because plotting is inherently schwifty
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM