LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD
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I'm not a conduit to god, but I'm a direct line to the red phone on judgement's desk
ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE
48. hamilton. she her. trans
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ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE
48. hamilton. she her. trans
avatar: @lafterlight.bsky.social
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I don't really deal with sadness or grief in the way that a lot of people do and keep them close to me, selective in who I reveal them to. Grief in my world is a vulnerability others will exploit. But as I post pictures of her, I have to reveal that Roxy, my shiba inu, died on Thursday night. 🧵
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trump: tits. can the robots have tits
salesman: uh. uh well, they're robots
trump: so? can the robots have tits
salesman: erm, uh. I mean, I uh, I guess they could but I wouldn-
trump: the NASA robots had tits. and that was 12 years ago. they were great robots. why can't your robots have tits?
salesman: uh. uh well, they're robots
trump: so? can the robots have tits
salesman: erm, uh. I mean, I uh, I guess they could but I wouldn-
trump: the NASA robots had tits. and that was 12 years ago. they were great robots. why can't your robots have tits?
July 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
trump: tits. can the robots have tits
salesman: uh. uh well, they're robots
trump: so? can the robots have tits
salesman: erm, uh. I mean, I uh, I guess they could but I wouldn-
trump: the NASA robots had tits. and that was 12 years ago. they were great robots. why can't your robots have tits?
salesman: uh. uh well, they're robots
trump: so? can the robots have tits
salesman: erm, uh. I mean, I uh, I guess they could but I wouldn-
trump: the NASA robots had tits. and that was 12 years ago. they were great robots. why can't your robots have tits?
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trump: so show me these new robots already
boston dynamics salesman: these new robots can last up to 14 hours in combat operations on battery. they can run at up to 30 mph, have night vision, and can fire and eliminate enemy comba-
trump: can you give the robots tits
salesman: -tants an uh wha
🧵
boston dynamics salesman: these new robots can last up to 14 hours in combat operations on battery. they can run at up to 30 mph, have night vision, and can fire and eliminate enemy comba-
trump: can you give the robots tits
salesman: -tants an uh wha
🧵
July 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
trump: so show me these new robots already
boston dynamics salesman: these new robots can last up to 14 hours in combat operations on battery. they can run at up to 30 mph, have night vision, and can fire and eliminate enemy comba-
trump: can you give the robots tits
salesman: -tants an uh wha
🧵
boston dynamics salesman: these new robots can last up to 14 hours in combat operations on battery. they can run at up to 30 mph, have night vision, and can fire and eliminate enemy comba-
trump: can you give the robots tits
salesman: -tants an uh wha
🧵
UH OH!! LOOKS LIKE A NEW PLAYER HAS SUDDENLY JOINED PRESIDENT DEALS AT THE TABLE!! PRESIDENT DEALS, DEAL /ME/ IN, THIS MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY INDIVIDUAL SAYS AS CARACAS IS ROCKED BY EXPLOSIONS. MEANWHILE IN MDC BROOKLYN, MADURO SMILES. LUIGI MANGIONE, IN AN ADJACENT CELL, ALSO SMILES
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
UH OH!! LOOKS LIKE A NEW PLAYER HAS SUDDENLY JOINED PRESIDENT DEALS AT THE TABLE!! PRESIDENT DEALS, DEAL /ME/ IN, THIS MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY INDIVIDUAL SAYS AS CARACAS IS ROCKED BY EXPLOSIONS. MEANWHILE IN MDC BROOKLYN, MADURO SMILES. LUIGI MANGIONE, IN AN ADJACENT CELL, ALSO SMILES
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senator chuck schumer: ey. I wuz dere. in the OPCOM. dat morning when lucy set the damn football up. dat's what started alla dis kife. we trusted dat traitorous broad
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
It's 2026 and Schumer is publicly admitting he continues to take Trump at his word
Schumer: “I was in the SCIF on 3 different occasions … I asked them: Are you pursuing regime change? Are you intent on taking military action in Venezuela?"
“And they are assured me they are not pursuing those things”
“And they are assured me they are not pursuing those things”
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
senator chuck schumer: ey. I wuz dere. in the OPCOM. dat morning when lucy set the damn football up. dat's what started alla dis kife. we trusted dat traitorous broad
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
while 538 and other pollsters were demolished as worthless yet again in 2024, it was notable how kamala going on the view and effectively saying "my name is kamala harris, and I'm joe biden" was the exact moment she peaked, her lead narrowing from there on
There is very little evidence that anything Kamala Harris did during her brief campaign lost the election for her and I think it’s very silly to pretend otherwise. Among other things campaigns just don’t matter that much
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
while 538 and other pollsters were demolished as worthless yet again in 2024, it was notable how kamala going on the view and effectively saying "my name is kamala harris, and I'm joe biden" was the exact moment she peaked, her lead narrowing from there on
no matter what you think of the past day's events, be thankful that ron desantis isn't president
the first memes of maduro towering over desantis would be hitting him like american airlines flight 11 hitting WTC 1
the second memes would be united 175 hitting WTC 2 maduro
desantis would be WTC 7
the first memes of maduro towering over desantis would be hitting him like american airlines flight 11 hitting WTC 1
the second memes would be united 175 hitting WTC 2 maduro
desantis would be WTC 7
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
no matter what you think of the past day's events, be thankful that ron desantis isn't president
the first memes of maduro towering over desantis would be hitting him like american airlines flight 11 hitting WTC 1
the second memes would be united 175 hitting WTC 2 maduro
desantis would be WTC 7
the first memes of maduro towering over desantis would be hitting him like american airlines flight 11 hitting WTC 1
the second memes would be united 175 hitting WTC 2 maduro
desantis would be WTC 7
I see when the like on my post is clawed back upon delivery of the subsequent posts in the chain. the dark chain links them. fear of the like also acting as a chain, binding you to the terrifying conclusion
but it's too late. I saw it. your cowardice can't undo the bond
the only escape is through
but it's too late. I saw it. your cowardice can't undo the bond
the only escape is through
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I see when the like on my post is clawed back upon delivery of the subsequent posts in the chain. the dark chain links them. fear of the like also acting as a chain, binding you to the terrifying conclusion
but it's too late. I saw it. your cowardice can't undo the bond
the only escape is through
but it's too late. I saw it. your cowardice can't undo the bond
the only escape is through
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
woah. 10" 1280x800 touchscreen with displayport and HDMI in, runs off 12V 1A power, wall or vesa mount??? ewasted????? fuck I wish there were 1000 of these I'd buy them all for the $10 I paid
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 AM
woah. 10" 1280x800 touchscreen with displayport and HDMI in, runs off 12V 1A power, wall or vesa mount??? ewasted????? fuck I wish there were 1000 of these I'd buy them all for the $10 I paid
what the fuck is it with babyface white guys and being so successful at being utterly wrong whenever they speak or hit post
is it some horrifying crystallization of white privilege into a new and advanced form unseen before now
is it some horrifying crystallization of white privilege into a new and advanced form unseen before now
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 AM
what the fuck is it with babyface white guys and being so successful at being utterly wrong whenever they speak or hit post
is it some horrifying crystallization of white privilege into a new and advanced form unseen before now
is it some horrifying crystallization of white privilege into a new and advanced form unseen before now
senator chuck schumer: ey. I wuz dere. in the OPCOM. dat morning when lucy set the damn football up. dat's what started alla dis kife. we trusted dat traitorous broad
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
It's 2026 and Schumer is publicly admitting he continues to take Trump at his word
Schumer: “I was in the SCIF on 3 different occasions … I asked them: Are you pursuing regime change? Are you intent on taking military action in Venezuela?"
“And they are assured me they are not pursuing those things”
“And they are assured me they are not pursuing those things”
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
senator chuck schumer: ey. I wuz dere. in the OPCOM. dat morning when lucy set the damn football up. dat's what started alla dis kife. we trusted dat traitorous broad
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
senator john fetterman: bluey told me you are delusional and mentally unwell, mister choomer. bluey's holy wrath cleanses like fire
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THE USA INVADED VENEZUELA FOR ACCESS TO THE ZERO DEPTH CANAL AND UNDOUBTEDLY EMERGES EMBARRASSED AND UNFULFILLED
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
THE USA INVADED VENEZUELA FOR ACCESS TO THE ZERO DEPTH CANAL AND UNDOUBTEDLY EMERGES EMBARRASSED AND UNFULFILLED
WHY ARE WE WAITING UNTIL NOVEMBER TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN GEORGE CLOONEY?? WHY CANT WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN RIGHT NOW??? WHAT'S STOPPING AMERICA FROM EVOLVING IN THE INTERIM GEORGE CLOONEY, IS THIS SOME SORT OF BACKHANDED ATTEMPT TO STATE THAT ONLY THROUGH VOTING CAN AMERICA RIGHT ITSELF????
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
WHY ARE WE WAITING UNTIL NOVEMBER TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN GEORGE CLOONEY?? WHY CANT WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN RIGHT NOW??? WHAT'S STOPPING AMERICA FROM EVOLVING IN THE INTERIM GEORGE CLOONEY, IS THIS SOME SORT OF BACKHANDED ATTEMPT TO STATE THAT ONLY THROUGH VOTING CAN AMERICA RIGHT ITSELF????
if corporate media don't want to cover any of mamdani's mayoral actions and want to paint him as a twee no'doer chasing butterflies while crime tsunamis batter the city, that's cool.
their abdication of the narrative leaves it to social media to pick up and run with
we'll do great at it I'm sure
their abdication of the narrative leaves it to social media to pick up and run with
we'll do great at it I'm sure
👀Mamdani demoted NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch, I can report:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/media-redu...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/media-redu...
Media Reduces Mamdani to Hot Chocolate
Mamdani’s first day in office was more interesting than you’ve been told
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
if corporate media don't want to cover any of mamdani's mayoral actions and want to paint him as a twee no'doer chasing butterflies while crime tsunamis batter the city, that's cool.
their abdication of the narrative leaves it to social media to pick up and run with
we'll do great at it I'm sure
their abdication of the narrative leaves it to social media to pick up and run with
we'll do great at it I'm sure
now THIS
THIS. THIS IS A COMPUTDER
THIS. THIS IS A COMPUTDER
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
now THIS
THIS. THIS IS A COMPUTDER
THIS. THIS IS A COMPUTDER
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DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY DEBATE, 2060 EDITION
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY DEBATE, 2060 EDITION
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
woah. THE MAN HIMSELF likes my mildly erratic and irrational theorycraft, that pundits awkwardly fumbling to place media in a british culture picture frame are just projecting subconscious fear of a ZACK POLANSKI GREEN PARTY MAJORITY and how voters for that would vote for reunification (with europe)
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
woah. THE MAN HIMSELF likes my mildly erratic and irrational theorycraft, that pundits awkwardly fumbling to place media in a british culture picture frame are just projecting subconscious fear of a ZACK POLANSKI GREEN PARTY MAJORITY and how voters for that would vote for reunification (with europe)
DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY DEBATE, 2060 EDITION
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY DEBATE, 2060 EDITION
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
CHARLIE KIRK JR: the hatred fundamentalist christianity instills in followers is not what I want our country to turn to, and as your president I would not rely upon it
PENELOPE ROSE BUTTIGIEG: hell yeah I'd take the cure for blackness. heil hitler
a motorola MC68851 MMU. was an option for the macintosh II enabling virtual memory. probably does the same in my sun 4/60 but was hopefully standard as that system was $60k new as configured in 1987, lol
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
a motorola MC68851 MMU. was an option for the macintosh II enabling virtual memory. probably does the same in my sun 4/60 but was hopefully standard as that system was $60k new as configured in 1987, lol
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that's my vibes. my energy. my flow. the musical instrument I am played upon.,
that's my vibes. my energy. my flow. the musical instrument I am played upon.,
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
glghlflfglflghglglffflghlhglfflddddhhhh
that's my vibes. my energy. my flow. the musical instrument I am played upon.,
that's my vibes. my energy. my flow. the musical instrument I am played upon.,
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we are all flukes of nature. the right sperm. the right egg. the right hazing ritual where nate silver's dad was forced to soak himself in leaded gasoline and carry a lit torch till dawn. he made it
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
we are all flukes of nature. the right sperm. the right egg. the right hazing ritual where nate silver's dad was forced to soak himself in leaded gasoline and carry a lit torch till dawn. he made it
I HAVE INVENTED THE WORD "CESSPOON". I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT CAN MEAN A BUNCH OF THINGS AND IM SURE ALL IF THEM ARE JUST TERRIBLE
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I HAVE INVENTED THE WORD "CESSPOON". I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT CAN MEAN A BUNCH OF THINGS AND IM SURE ALL IF THEM ARE JUST TERRIBLE
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THE EQUATIONS ARE SO COMPLEX THAT IT MAY BE UNKNOWABLE IF NOBODY MENTIONS THE TRUE REASON YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS, OR BECAUSE THEY KNOW BUT IT'S FUNNY TO LEAVE IT UNSAID AND WATCH YOU AND EVERYONE NOT IN ON IT ARGUING OVER WHICH TYPE OF WRONG YOU ARE UNTIL YOU ALL GET BANNED
April 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
THE EQUATIONS ARE SO COMPLEX THAT IT MAY BE UNKNOWABLE IF NOBODY MENTIONS THE TRUE REASON YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS, OR BECAUSE THEY KNOW BUT IT'S FUNNY TO LEAVE IT UNSAID AND WATCH YOU AND EVERYONE NOT IN ON IT ARGUING OVER WHICH TYPE OF WRONG YOU ARE UNTIL YOU ALL GET BANNED
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THIS EXPLAINS IT. THE GLYPHS HAVE COME INTO ALIGNMENT. THE PYRAMIDS RISE. THE UNIVERSE DELIVERED UNTO US A GLIMPSE INTO ADVANCED POSTING. QUANTUM POSTING WHERE YOU KNOW YOU'RE WRONG, YOUR FOLLOWERS CORRECT YOU AS WRONG FOR ANOTHER REASON, BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRONG FOR A THIRD REASON NOBODY MENTIONS
April 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
THIS EXPLAINS IT. THE GLYPHS HAVE COME INTO ALIGNMENT. THE PYRAMIDS RISE. THE UNIVERSE DELIVERED UNTO US A GLIMPSE INTO ADVANCED POSTING. QUANTUM POSTING WHERE YOU KNOW YOU'RE WRONG, YOUR FOLLOWERS CORRECT YOU AS WRONG FOR ANOTHER REASON, BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRONG FOR A THIRD REASON NOBODY MENTIONS
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WAITW AIT HOLD ON A FUCKIN SECOND. WILL STANCIL WAS PARADOL EX??????
i blocked stancil forever ago but for anyone wondering about his fixation on the internet as the be-all-end-all issue: he 100 percent believes in the power of posting, and in correlation to that, he used to be on Something Awful forum and got dunked on a lot. this explains everything about him
April 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
WAITW AIT HOLD ON A FUCKIN SECOND. WILL STANCIL WAS PARADOL EX??????