LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD
@yiff.com
I'm not a conduit to god, but I'm a direct line to the red phone on judgement's desk
ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE
48. hamilton. she her. trans
avatar: @lafterlight.bsky.social
ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE
48. hamilton. she her. trans
avatar: @lafterlight.bsky.social
one vote left
it's a really really shit budget though and he delayed it 6 months already, probably hoping a recount or two or defection would give him a majority by now
it's a really really shit budget though and he delayed it 6 months already, probably hoping a recount or two or defection would give him a majority by now
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
one vote left
it's a really really shit budget though and he delayed it 6 months already, probably hoping a recount or two or defection would give him a majority by now
it's a really really shit budget though and he delayed it 6 months already, probably hoping a recount or two or defection would give him a majority by now
he probably figures at least two conservative or NDP MPs will vote for it at the last moment just to save the country the indignity and embarrassment of having pierre poilievre as prime minister, so he won't have to give anything up. he might not be wrong
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
he probably figures at least two conservative or NDP MPs will vote for it at the last moment just to save the country the indignity and embarrassment of having pierre poilievre as prime minister, so he won't have to give anything up. he might not be wrong
me: did you hear they got john mcafee
friend: what no way
me: he's on the other side of the rainbow bridge now
friend: shit. reminds me. did you hear 20 whales died at marineland since 2019
me: thats fucked up
friend: yeah. so they're on the other side of the bridge too
me: yeah
friend: yeah
friend: what no way
me: he's on the other side of the rainbow bridge now
friend: shit. reminds me. did you hear 20 whales died at marineland since 2019
me: thats fucked up
friend: yeah. so they're on the other side of the bridge too
me: yeah
friend: yeah
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
me: did you hear they got john mcafee
friend: what no way
me: he's on the other side of the rainbow bridge now
friend: shit. reminds me. did you hear 20 whales died at marineland since 2019
me: thats fucked up
friend: yeah. so they're on the other side of the bridge too
me: yeah
friend: yeah
friend: what no way
me: he's on the other side of the rainbow bridge now
friend: shit. reminds me. did you hear 20 whales died at marineland since 2019
me: thats fucked up
friend: yeah. so they're on the other side of the bridge too
me: yeah
friend: yeah
I wrote about post-WW2 american culture being designed to split communities apart and separate people into oubliettes where they raise kids who leave, then are just man and wife alone together. could it be that rape culture is the driving force behind this overall societal strategy
my take is that it isn't spoken of that much /now/ because most of the people with any living memory of it are now dead. the more generational and communal living borne of necessity, with people growing accustomed to inconvenience as normative, was likely beneficial for soldiers going to the war
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wrote about post-WW2 american culture being designed to split communities apart and separate people into oubliettes where they raise kids who leave, then are just man and wife alone together. could it be that rape culture is the driving force behind this overall societal strategy
that's what spices are for
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
that's what spices are for
it was all over when they lost taylor lorenz. she was the glue. the foundation. th... ok I can't lol.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it was all over when they lost taylor lorenz. she was the glue. the foundation. th... ok I can't lol.
seen that dweeb doing an interview all like "well if he's getting 800 pounds sent to him a month and he's got an audi" bruh. that 800 pounds a month is the cost to keep any audi over 5 years old from falling apart
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
seen that dweeb doing an interview all like "well if he's getting 800 pounds sent to him a month and he's got an audi" bruh. that 800 pounds a month is the cost to keep any audi over 5 years old from falling apart
ahh she caved and started going "ok let's all be reasonable" when trump put his foot down and said she was out
folded like a cheap fucken lawn chair
folded like a cheap fucken lawn chair
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
ahh she caved and started going "ok let's all be reasonable" when trump put his foot down and said she was out
folded like a cheap fucken lawn chair
folded like a cheap fucken lawn chair
hasn't labour gone so far right at this point that reform is positioned to take power next as a left leaning alternative by comparison
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
hasn't labour gone so far right at this point that reform is positioned to take power next as a left leaning alternative by comparison
probably sent from someplace obscure. like bell cay in the bahamas or some strange place like that
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
probably sent from someplace obscure. like bell cay in the bahamas or some strange place like that
mmm no this sounds like inviting that fat local mall cop who has two jumbo chili dogs for lunch every day. he doesn't catch many thieves as they can smell him from fifteen stores down. no I don't want that in the tent. or MTG. someone dumb lights a cigarette and it's the god damn trinity test
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
mmm no this sounds like inviting that fat local mall cop who has two jumbo chili dogs for lunch every day. he doesn't catch many thieves as they can smell him from fifteen stores down. no I don't want that in the tent. or MTG. someone dumb lights a cigarette and it's the god damn trinity test
the NYT could just run what I say in this thread and get the same point across without readers needing to crack the davinci code to figure out the writer's point. maybe they can include a game code wheel in the sunday edition just like you got with pool of radiance or test drive for PC in the 80s
well a crisis-hardened firm is necessary as it's debatable whether the writing style, or soggy details of her ultimately unconsumnated fling with a man clearly completely colonized by photoluminescent vaginal eels, will be the root cause of multiple brain aneurysms among initial hardcover readers
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
the NYT could just run what I say in this thread and get the same point across without readers needing to crack the davinci code to figure out the writer's point. maybe they can include a game code wheel in the sunday edition just like you got with pool of radiance or test drive for PC in the 80s
also jamelle bouie kept on fucking writing garbage suggesting she try reach out to the rightoids to find common ground. she did, then looked down like Wil-E coyote to see the ground gone and held up a sign saying "I ❤️ israel" before falling to her doom. a boulder landed on her too for good measure
HEY KAMALA DID YOU EVER FIND THEM? JAMELLE BOUIE IS WONDERING IF YOU FOUND THEM. CAN YOU LET HIM KNOW PLEASE, HE'S WRITING MORE FUCKING GARBAGE FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES WHERE HE'S TALKING ABOUT STUFF THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY OR PAUL BLART MALL COP 3 OR PRINCIPLED REPUBLICAN VOTERS
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
also jamelle bouie kept on fucking writing garbage suggesting she try reach out to the rightoids to find common ground. she did, then looked down like Wil-E coyote to see the ground gone and held up a sign saying "I ❤️ israel" before falling to her doom. a boulder landed on her too for good measure
anyway ZZZZZZZ the pundits are useless but nobody's seeing how badly that particular strategic blunder damaged her. it cornered her into making promises she could never keep and which the entire public regardless of lean believed she couldn't.
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
anyway ZZZZZZZ the pundits are useless but nobody's seeing how badly that particular strategic blunder damaged her. it cornered her into making promises she could never keep and which the entire public regardless of lean believed she couldn't.
right strat would have been go left and show how her work developing industry and improving conditions in the triangle dropped migrant numbers from there by 80%. applying similar strategy to address current migration would deliver similar results. stay near the center and shore up but don't threaten
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
right strat would have been go left and show how her work developing industry and improving conditions in the triangle dropped migrant numbers from there by 80%. applying similar strategy to address current migration would deliver similar results. stay near the center and shore up but don't threaten
that's why her going rightward on immigration wasn't just useless chasing after moderate republicans who don't exist, it was allowing trump to go "oh well she was border czar and look at these migrant numbers, she's a disaster, the worst" so it cost her more. just total strategic failure
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
that's why her going rightward on immigration wasn't just useless chasing after moderate republicans who don't exist, it was allowing trump to go "oh well she was border czar and look at these migrant numbers, she's a disaster, the worst" so it cost her more. just total strategic failure
harris started her campaign and proceeded to walk straight into the meat grinder that still awaited her, painting her as a failed border czar right as she tried to pivot rightward on immigration. disaster. it murdered her on the issue with several demographics. her going "I'm joe btw" didn't help
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
harris started her campaign and proceeded to walk straight into the meat grinder that still awaited her, painting her as a failed border czar right as she tried to pivot rightward on immigration. disaster. it murdered her on the issue with several demographics. her going "I'm joe btw" didn't help
joe initially stated he'd be a one term president. harris being VP was seen as successor, media built a meat grinder up in prep for her campaign. then joe decided only he could lead the autobots, till george clooney and obama removed the all-spark from his chest after he lost the debate to megatron
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
joe initially stated he'd be a one term president. harris being VP was seen as successor, media built a meat grinder up in prep for her campaign. then joe decided only he could lead the autobots, till george clooney and obama removed the all-spark from his chest after he lost the debate to megatron
migration shifted to origins from nicargua, venezuela and cuba during biden's tenure. media picked up on her being assigned a task of development in central america to reduce migration. migrant numbers spiked. she was branded biden's border czar, even though she was never given that role officially
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
migration shifted to origins from nicargua, venezuela and cuba during biden's tenure. media picked up on her being assigned a task of development in central america to reduce migration. migrant numbers spiked. she was branded biden's border czar, even though she was never given that role officially
browsed through a few hundred replies and was once again disappointed because it's like everyone forgot what she was assigned to do as VP
she was given the task of reducing migration from the northern triangle central american countries, which she did relatively well at
but migration shifted
she was given the task of reducing migration from the northern triangle central american countries, which she did relatively well at
but migration shifted
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
browsed through a few hundred replies and was once again disappointed because it's like everyone forgot what she was assigned to do as VP
she was given the task of reducing migration from the northern triangle central american countries, which she did relatively well at
but migration shifted
she was given the task of reducing migration from the northern triangle central american countries, which she did relatively well at
but migration shifted
it should be half as many bathroom breaks if you only have to read between the lines, but the current reviews have to be accompanied by a style guide and a yearly subscription might need to come with a style guide dog at this rate
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it should be half as many bathroom breaks if you only have to read between the lines, but the current reviews have to be accompanied by a style guide and a yearly subscription might need to come with a style guide dog at this rate
dear NYT, hire me to write these book critiques. I can do the highbrow intellectual style but I'm direct and can deliver in just a few paragraphs. fits into a bathroom break at companies that forced their staff back into the office. spreading a read over three or four bathroom breaks, it asks a lot
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
dear NYT, hire me to write these book critiques. I can do the highbrow intellectual style but I'm direct and can deliver in just a few paragraphs. fits into a bathroom break at companies that forced their staff back into the office. spreading a read over three or four bathroom breaks, it asks a lot
they said the same thing about jeffery dahmer once I think. to dahmer's credit he made his own conduits to people's inner workings, usually making holes in their skulls with power tools. we'll have to make do with her less immediate method of writing a book, even if the end result is equally messy
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
they said the same thing about jeffery dahmer once I think. to dahmer's credit he made his own conduits to people's inner workings, usually making holes in their skulls with power tools. we'll have to make do with her less immediate method of writing a book, even if the end result is equally messy
of course, diehards out there might really value a potential conduit to the inner workings and motivations behind a man whose tenure seems to be dedicated to figuring out how to most efficiently kill children with resurgent previously cured diseases. such rare insight is valuable to someone. maybe
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
of course, diehards out there might really value a potential conduit to the inner workings and motivations behind a man whose tenure seems to be dedicated to figuring out how to most efficiently kill children with resurgent previously cured diseases. such rare insight is valuable to someone. maybe
well a crisis-hardened firm is necessary as it's debatable whether the writing style, or soggy details of her ultimately unconsumnated fling with a man clearly completely colonized by photoluminescent vaginal eels, will be the root cause of multiple brain aneurysms among initial hardcover readers
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
well a crisis-hardened firm is necessary as it's debatable whether the writing style, or soggy details of her ultimately unconsumnated fling with a man clearly completely colonized by photoluminescent vaginal eels, will be the root cause of multiple brain aneurysms among initial hardcover readers