A Dozen Eggs (Parody Account)
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I'm the most important thing to just over 50% of America.
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At my consultant re-education camp, I'll make them repeat "There are no good billionaires or Republicans." until they throw up and piss themselves.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
At my consultant re-education camp, I'll make them repeat "There are no good billionaires or Republicans." until they throw up and piss themselves.
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RUSSIA GETS: Reduced economic pressure.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
Two days after Witkoff and Kushner met Putin, the Treasury Department partially suspended sanctions on Russia announced last October
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Trump envoys press plan with Ukraine as sanctions eased on Russia
President Donald Trump's envoys were to meet Thursday with Ukrainian negotiators for the third time in two weeks to press his plan to end the war as his administration eased economic pressure on Russi...
www.france24.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
RUSSIA GETS: Reduced economic pressure.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
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wow i cant believe it wasnt a democrat trying to bomb themselves to overturn an election they won
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
wow i cant believe it wasnt a democrat trying to bomb themselves to overturn an election they won
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It is remarkable that we need a law to prevents presidents from recklessly destroying historic sites like the East Wing without approval, but that's where we're at. All other presidents managed to refrain from destroying historical monuments but then again, they were focused on doing their jobs.
Trump hires new architect for ballroom
The current architect, with whom President Trump has some disagreements, will remain on the White House ballroom team, sources said.
www.cbsnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It is remarkable that we need a law to prevents presidents from recklessly destroying historic sites like the East Wing without approval, but that's where we're at. All other presidents managed to refrain from destroying historical monuments but then again, they were focused on doing their jobs.
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Straight out of the Nazi playbook.
Fox & Friends and Pam Bondi are now sensationalizing specific instances of Somalis being charged with crimes in Minnesota to demonize the whole population
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Straight out of the Nazi playbook.
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HAHAHA. Now THAT’s funny. (And yet, also not funny at all).
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
HAHAHA. Now THAT’s funny. (And yet, also not funny at all).
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He wasn't sleeping. He was "listening intensely."
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He wasn't sleeping. He was "listening intensely."
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“What have I done!” 🤡
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Absolute death of shame. Bring back shame. People should be so humiliated to act like this that they never show their faces in public again.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Absolute death of shame. Bring back shame. People should be so humiliated to act like this that they never show their faces in public again.
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
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My opinion of ACIP from yesterday has been supported by what I’ve seen so far today.
ACIP in its current form is not a legitimate scientific body.
It is an epidemiological crime scene.
ACIP in its current form is not a legitimate scientific body.
It is an epidemiological crime scene.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My opinion of ACIP from yesterday has been supported by what I’ve seen so far today.
ACIP in its current form is not a legitimate scientific body.
It is an epidemiological crime scene.
ACIP in its current form is not a legitimate scientific body.
It is an epidemiological crime scene.
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Dominate our neighbors. Undermine the European Union. Kick out the immigrants. Ignore the Middle East and Africa. Barely pay attention to China.
That's my summary of the new Trump National Security Strategy, a foundational document for US policy.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
That's my summary of the new Trump National Security Strategy, a foundational document for US policy.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Dominate our neighbors. Undermine the European Union. Kick out the immigrants. Ignore the Middle East and Africa. Barely pay attention to China.
That's my summary of the new Trump National Security Strategy, a foundational document for US policy.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
That's my summary of the new Trump National Security Strategy, a foundational document for US policy.
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
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The most corrupt Supreme Court in history
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The most corrupt Supreme Court in history
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A peace deal that rewards invasion is not peace — it’s an invitation for more war.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
A peace deal that rewards invasion is not peace — it’s an invitation for more war.
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Pete Hegseth is a bloodthirsty war criminal, and proud of it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pete Hegseth is a bloodthirsty war criminal, and proud of it.
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Holding ourselves to account over the boat strike isn’t about the traffickers or the boat… it’s about us
youtu.be/yMH3NcZEeNA?...
youtu.be/yMH3NcZEeNA?...
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Holding ourselves to account over the boat strike isn’t about the traffickers or the boat… it’s about us
youtu.be/yMH3NcZEeNA?...
youtu.be/yMH3NcZEeNA?...
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Trump doesn’t need an Enabling Act from a Reichstag to give him dictatorial powers like Hitler did
He’s got the Supreme Court
He’s got the Supreme Court
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trump doesn’t need an Enabling Act from a Reichstag to give him dictatorial powers like Hitler did
He’s got the Supreme Court
He’s got the Supreme Court
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The Trump National Security Strategy is an act of vandalism against the things that actually make our country strong, safe, and prosperous.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The Trump National Security Strategy is an act of vandalism against the things that actually make our country strong, safe, and prosperous.
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“Four unidentified military style drones breached a no-fly zone and flew towards the flight path of Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s plane at sea near Dublin Airport late on Monday night”
Next time the meeting must be in a NATO country …
www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Next time the meeting must be in a NATO country …
www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“Four unidentified military style drones breached a no-fly zone and flew towards the flight path of Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s plane at sea near Dublin Airport late on Monday night”
Next time the meeting must be in a NATO country …
www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Next time the meeting must be in a NATO country …
www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
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Brought to you by the guys who pardoned all the other guys
So unserious
We almost don’t even need to intercut this with all the guys they pardoned because it just happens in your head automatically as you watch this absurd performance
So unserious
We almost don’t even need to intercut this with all the guys they pardoned because it just happens in your head automatically as you watch this absurd performance
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Brought to you by the guys who pardoned all the other guys
So unserious
We almost don’t even need to intercut this with all the guys they pardoned because it just happens in your head automatically as you watch this absurd performance
So unserious
We almost don’t even need to intercut this with all the guys they pardoned because it just happens in your head automatically as you watch this absurd performance