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A Dozen Eggs (Parody Account)
@adozeneggs.bsky.social
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I'm the most important thing to just over 50% of America.
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Noted Democrat Donald Trump with his BFF Jeff Eps!
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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gadsden flag with maga hat and ball gag saying tread on me daddy
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I'd like to point out that the middle animal ISN'T an elephant and the last one ISN'T a giraffe.
image of cognitive test Trump claims to have aced. The animals are lion, rhino, and camel.
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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#NoKings Goodyear, AZ
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Cheers!
Some whiskey in a Mickey Mouse glass sitting in front of the computer screen
October 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Hey Siri, show me the two ugliest women in the world.

PS: I'm NOT speaking about physical appearance AT ALL!
image of Kosplay Kristi Noem image of Pedo-protector Pam Bondi
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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"Kind, good, happy, gentlemanly, secure people never go Nazi. They may be the gentle philosopher whose name is in the Blue Book, or Bill from City College to whom democracy gave a chance to design airplanes—you’ll never make Nazis out of them. But the frustrated and humiliated intellectual, the rich and scared speculator, the spoiled son, the labor tyrant, the fellow who has achieved success by smelling out the wind of success—they would all go Nazi in a crisis." Believe me, nice people don’t go Nazi. Their race, color, creed, or social condition is not the criterion. It is something in them.
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Indiana Jones punching a nazi
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Street art of Superman punching an ICE Agent
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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A picture of traitorous scumbags climbing the capital steps on January 6th 2021 with a caption this was the day the military should have been deployed to DC
August 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Putin stepping off his jet, the caption reads "Border security fails miserably: internationally wanted serial war criminal enters the USA without any problems"
August 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Trump's annual performance review didn't go so well, I guess.
Putin grinning like the Cheshire Cat and Trump looking old, tired and dejected on a red carpet in Alaska. Air Force One behind them.
August 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Gadsden flag. Snake with MAGA hat, ball gag, and a leash. Caption says "Tread on me, Daddy!"
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Trump asking the lawnmower kid about the $29 billion he found on the "tariff shelf" because Trump is a moron.
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Sign that says Free Beer Tomorrow
July 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Hmm. Seems accurate, no?
Crossword puzzle snippet showing the clue "Houston baseball team" and the answer "Cheats"
July 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Say more...
Epstein and Trump smiling smarmily into the camera, because they are both guilty of horrible offenses against women
July 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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From the New Yorker
Disney parody cartoon that says, "Gaston can't eat five dozen eggs every morning with these prices!"
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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butterfly = 25% tariffs on canada question = is this cheaper eggs?
January 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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butterfly = opm takeover by musk question = is this cheaper eggs?
January 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM