Next, JCO should tell Elon he's a joyless shell of a human being for not doing what normal people do everywhere: drinking sulfuric acid
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Next, JCO should tell Elon he's a joyless shell of a human being for not doing what normal people do everywhere: drinking sulfuric acid
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Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
Going through copyedits on forthcoming book and humbled, as always, by the reminder that I have absolutely no idea how commas work
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Going through copyedits on forthcoming book and humbled, as always, by the reminder that I have absolutely no idea how commas work
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My god…it worked…every ride is coming back to me now…in a flood of memories…overwhelming my senses…some going up, some going down…some smelling like piss, some smelling less like piss…
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My god…it worked…every ride is coming back to me now…in a flood of memories…overwhelming my senses…some going up, some going down…some smelling like piss, some smelling less like piss…
Froggy went a courtin? Disgusting
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Froggy went a courtin? Disgusting
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If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out
NBA’s new “The Diff” statistic is catnip for dataheads like me
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
NBA’s new “The Diff” statistic is catnip for dataheads like me
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
People are really worked up on both sides of the AI issue in academia, but the main thing you really need to learn in college is "out first, in second"
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
People are really worked up on both sides of the AI issue in academia, but the main thing you really need to learn in college is "out first, in second"
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Renowned cryptologist Robert Langdon waited by his phone. Surely, the French authorities would call him, a renowned cryptologist, to solve this mystery he thought in italics.
Louvre museum in Paris closed after robbery, French minister says - live updates
France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati said the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Renowned cryptologist Robert Langdon waited by his phone. Surely, the French authorities would call him, a renowned cryptologist, to solve this mystery he thought in italics.
This whole Graham Platner thing is making me question the ancient Hindu symbol I got tattooed on the small of my back
October 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This whole Graham Platner thing is making me question the ancient Hindu symbol I got tattooed on the small of my back
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
At last, a wearhouse for the fellas
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
At last, a wearhouse for the fellas
I don’t know what is going on with people, whether it’s a Covid thing or what, but it feels like everyone – drivers and pedestrians alike – could use a refresher course on how crosswalks work
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t know what is going on with people, whether it’s a Covid thing or what, but it feels like everyone – drivers and pedestrians alike – could use a refresher course on how crosswalks work
I hate when people do that thing where they QT and just say "This" but man, this this this this
In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I hate when people do that thing where they QT and just say "This" but man, this this this this
One of my favorite things as a teacher is encouraging talented students to take more creative writing classes and pursue their dreams of being a writer. Amazing to think that they might look back at my encouragement, years and years down the line, as the moment their life was ruined
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One of my favorite things as a teacher is encouraging talented students to take more creative writing classes and pursue their dreams of being a writer. Amazing to think that they might look back at my encouragement, years and years down the line, as the moment their life was ruined
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Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
"Artificial intelligence?" I say to my students, "more like fartificial insmelligence" (wild cheering)
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Artificial intelligence?" I say to my students, "more like fartificial insmelligence" (wild cheering)
Once again Laszlo Krasznaorkai wins a prize that is rightfully mine—Krasznahorkaied again, I cry out upon reading the news
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Once again Laszlo Krasznaorkai wins a prize that is rightfully mine—Krasznahorkaied again, I cry out upon reading the news
There are too many books. There should be like 30-35 tops
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There are too many books. There should be like 30-35 tops
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Really starting to get the sense that some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Really starting to get the sense that some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses
It's cool that the world's only remaining superpower is run by guys whose main shared thing is that they are insanely bad at posting and homicidally desperate for a laugh. The Flop Sweat Regime
loserocracy
Vance: I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries righ now, if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's cool that the world's only remaining superpower is run by guys whose main shared thing is that they are insanely bad at posting and homicidally desperate for a laugh. The Flop Sweat Regime
The thing is, it isn't just on these shitheads to not play Riyadh—now the ethical responsibility shifts to the audience, to not go to their shows or listen to their podcasts, to banish them from polite society
Fuckin yikes, man
October 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The thing is, it isn't just on these shitheads to not play Riyadh—now the ethical responsibility shifts to the audience, to not go to their shows or listen to their podcasts, to banish them from polite society