Ellis
@absurdspoonful.bsky.social
"Am I also in queer media? Maybe? Work. Let's both be there."
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Here they come!
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Here they come!
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Ridiculous/Absurd...as the username implies.
You ever think about your own humor style? The kind of humor you show most frequently or comes most naturally to you?
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ridiculous/Absurd...as the username implies.
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A lot of the “come healed” logic is from people who had an active part in someone’s (or multiple someones) unhealing an an absent part in accountability.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
I dont live by that “come healed” logic cause that is stupid. EVERYONE DEALS WITH SHIT & that doesnt mean they are unworthy of love & care. BUT i do expect folks to not enter into love UNHINGED & with out attempting to be better. Women are not your bandaid.
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A lot of the “come healed” logic is from people who had an active part in someone’s (or multiple someones) unhealing an an absent part in accountability.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
I still listen to this an embarrassing number of times a year.
@marcusjdl.bsky.social Once again, it's that time of year! My favorite Christmas Carol:
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I still listen to this an embarrassing number of times a year.
White men rarely flirt with me (since transitioning),but this pink hair is like an alt white dude bat signal.
a woman in a blue dress is talking about abortion
Alt: a woman in a blue dress saying "I've decided to abort mission and hide in the corner".
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
White men rarely flirt with me (since transitioning),but this pink hair is like an alt white dude bat signal.
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Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
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Introducing my niece to The Last Holiday.
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
Alt: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Introducing my niece to The Last Holiday.
My periodic reminder that being disabled is super fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My periodic reminder that being disabled is super fun.
Left the house and heard an oatmilk vanilla latte version of This Christmas.
That's what I get for going outside.
That's what I get for going outside.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Left the house and heard an oatmilk vanilla latte version of This Christmas.
That's what I get for going outside.
That's what I get for going outside.
Is Stouffer's making a comeback the recession indicator I think it is or am I just fake bougie?
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is Stouffer's making a comeback the recession indicator I think it is or am I just fake bougie?
As I said yesterday, if we make it to April, I'm sat.
Official Trailer for YOU, ME & TUSCANY starring Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page:
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
As I said yesterday, if we make it to April, I'm sat.
Pink wig is ready for Wicked: For Good.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pink wig is ready for Wicked: For Good.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
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Speaking of journalists who deserve to be yeeted into the sun…
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Speaking of journalists who deserve to be yeeted into the sun…
Mine was a quote tweet and the tweet I was quoting has sense been deleted. So a bitch is not guilty on all charges.
See y'all in 2028!
See y'all in 2028!
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mine was a quote tweet and the tweet I was quoting has sense been deleted. So a bitch is not guilty on all charges.
See y'all in 2028!
See y'all in 2028!
Also. As well.
I wanna be strapped into a car, driven home, and put in the bed
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Also. As well.
If we make it to April, I am going to be SAT for that Halle Bailey film.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If we make it to April, I am going to be SAT for that Halle Bailey film.
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This is the scrambling rush of some one who knows the ship is sinking
BREAKING: President Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee and tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices.
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of tariffs on a broad swath of commodities, including beef, coffee and tropical fruits.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is the scrambling rush of some one who knows the ship is sinking
Not giving that Nancy Reagan to a married man being the most reasonable thing our president has been accused of.
What a timeline we've found ourselves in, y'all.
What a timeline we've found ourselves in, y'all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not giving that Nancy Reagan to a married man being the most reasonable thing our president has been accused of.
What a timeline we've found ourselves in, y'all.
What a timeline we've found ourselves in, y'all.
I know JLo gets a lot of (deserved) smoke in her direction, but I spend a lot of time thinking about how we allowed Hilary Duff to have a career as a recording artist.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I know JLo gets a lot of (deserved) smoke in her direction, but I spend a lot of time thinking about how we allowed Hilary Duff to have a career as a recording artist.
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Who could have predict.... oh never mind.
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who could have predict.... oh never mind.
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"One day, everyone will have always been against this" was a condemnation. Not a one-step guide for revitalizing your career.
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"One day, everyone will have always been against this" was a condemnation. Not a one-step guide for revitalizing your career.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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I don’t eat chitlins, but I promise references to “slave food” and freedom is an automatic block.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don’t eat chitlins, but I promise references to “slave food” and freedom is an automatic block.