Ellis
@absurdspoonful.bsky.social
"Am I also in queer media? Maybe? Work. Let's both be there."
Me, watching the last episode of Wonder Man.
a close up of a man with long hair and a mustache smiling .
ALT: a close up of a man with long hair and a mustache smiling .
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January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Me, watching the last episode of Wonder Man.
Five hours on the phone with government employees today because being disabled during this administration is super fun.
Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
ALT: Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
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January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Five hours on the phone with government employees today because being disabled during this administration is super fun.
I wasn't even checking for Marvel like that, but they fucked around and released a solid piece of television.
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I wasn't even checking for Marvel like that, but they fucked around and released a solid piece of television.
Meeting socialsts/communists who haven't unpacked their classism always surprises me, even though I know it shouldn't.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Meeting socialsts/communists who haven't unpacked their classism always surprises me, even though I know it shouldn't.
I'm perpetually uncomfortable with the way some medical professionals talk about the growing rate of ADHD/Autism designations.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I'm perpetually uncomfortable with the way some medical professionals talk about the growing rate of ADHD/Autism designations.
My nervous system still hasn't adjusted to the news cycle always being a diabolical game of mad libs and I need it to get with the program.
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My nervous system still hasn't adjusted to the news cycle always being a diabolical game of mad libs and I need it to get with the program.
Saw a Black man on TikTok who spoke like Hank Hill and...it did something to me.
Any libidinal decisions I make on days where I've given myself a shot of estrogen need to be made by committee.
Any libidinal decisions I make on days where I've given myself a shot of estrogen need to be made by committee.
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saw a Black man on TikTok who spoke like Hank Hill and...it did something to me.
Any libidinal decisions I make on days where I've given myself a shot of estrogen need to be made by committee.
Any libidinal decisions I make on days where I've given myself a shot of estrogen need to be made by committee.
I don't know what I've logged on to, but...
a cat is standing on its hind legs in a bathroom doorway
Alt: a cat is standing on its hind legs in a bathroom doorway and back away from the camera
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January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I don't know what I've logged on to, but...
I just realized that almost every straight porn star I can name, I learned from @rodimusprime.bsky.social and @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app yapping while podcasting.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just realized that almost every straight porn star I can name, I learned from @rodimusprime.bsky.social and @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app yapping while podcasting.
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Open the schools.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Open the schools.
Buddy tiptoed towards the truth, found it too scary, and ran in the other direction.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Buddy tiptoed towards the truth, found it too scary, and ran in the other direction.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
I haven't had a platonic hug in a minute and I kinda need that...
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I haven't had a platonic hug in a minute and I kinda need that...
The way people who insist I'm "a man" still manage to pick apart my presentation/appearance in ways they would never do for a man/expect emotional labor from me that they'd never assume a man was going to give them is going to drive me right into an institution.
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The way people who insist I'm "a man" still manage to pick apart my presentation/appearance in ways they would never do for a man/expect emotional labor from me that they'd never assume a man was going to give them is going to drive me right into an institution.
Apparently, I have superhuman ability to just not engage in fuckery and I'm just gonna say it's the "'tism" and call it a day.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Apparently, I have superhuman ability to just not engage in fuckery and I'm just gonna say it's the "'tism" and call it a day.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
I try not to judge people for their consumption habits, but the fact that we let Jake Paul become "a thing" makes my ass itch.
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I try not to judge people for their consumption habits, but the fact that we let Jake Paul become "a thing" makes my ass itch.
All of my High School/College friends who married mid men because the thing to do in Alabama is get married before 25 have officially divorced them.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
All of my High School/College friends who married mid men because the thing to do in Alabama is get married before 25 have officially divorced them.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
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Here they come!
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Here they come!
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Ridiculous/Absurd...as the username implies.
You ever think about your own humor style? The kind of humor you show most frequently or comes most naturally to you?
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ridiculous/Absurd...as the username implies.
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A lot of the “come healed” logic is from people who had an active part in someone’s (or multiple someones) unhealing an an absent part in accountability.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
I dont live by that “come healed” logic cause that is stupid. EVERYONE DEALS WITH SHIT & that doesnt mean they are unworthy of love & care. BUT i do expect folks to not enter into love UNHINGED & with out attempting to be better. Women are not your bandaid.
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A lot of the “come healed” logic is from people who had an active part in someone’s (or multiple someones) unhealing an an absent part in accountability.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
I still listen to this an embarrassing number of times a year.
@marcusjdl.bsky.social Once again, it's that time of year! My favorite Christmas Carol:
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I still listen to this an embarrassing number of times a year.
White men rarely flirt with me (since transitioning),but this pink hair is like an alt white dude bat signal.
a woman in a blue dress is talking about abortion
Alt: a woman in a blue dress saying "I've decided to abort mission and hide in the corner".
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December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
White men rarely flirt with me (since transitioning),but this pink hair is like an alt white dude bat signal.
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Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
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Introducing my niece to The Last Holiday.
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
Alt: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
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November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Introducing my niece to The Last Holiday.