Ellis
@absurdspoonful.bsky.social
"Am I also in queer media? Maybe? Work. Let's both be there."
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
I can't breathe. 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I can't breathe. 🤣
I think about this more than any human being should.
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I think about this more than any human being should.
I went over to TikTok since it seems like y'all have fun over there, but
...never mind.
...never mind.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I went over to TikTok since it seems like y'all have fun over there, but
...never mind.
...never mind.
You know what completely nonsensical thing lives in my head rent-free?
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
July 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know what completely nonsensical thing lives in my head rent-free?
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
Apple TV+ said they're gonna get those subscriptions/views come hell or high water. Respect.
June 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Apple TV+ said they're gonna get those subscriptions/views come hell or high water. Respect.
*Tyler Perry writing Straw*
June 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
*Tyler Perry writing Straw*
Us: Just don't be an asshole, bruh.
Target:
Target:
May 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Us: Just don't be an asshole, bruh.
Target:
Target:
Me, coming to a social media feed near you in a few months:
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me, coming to a social media feed near you in a few months:
I just dropped this in a group chat. I 1000% shouldn't know who this man is.
Y'all did this to me.
Y'all did this to me.
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I just dropped this in a group chat. I 1000% shouldn't know who this man is.
Y'all did this to me.
Y'all did this to me.
Meanwhile...I'm over here, not watching Andor because I know they're about to take a machete to mine.
May 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Meanwhile...I'm over here, not watching Andor because I know they're about to take a machete to mine.
Oh, Netflix is doing a documentary about Brett Favre's downfall...
April 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh, Netflix is doing a documentary about Brett Favre's downfall...