Ellis
@absurdspoonful.bsky.social
"Am I also in queer media? Maybe? Work. Let's both be there."
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
I can't breathe. 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I can't breathe. 🤣
I think about this more than any human being should.
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I think about this more than any human being should.
I went over to TikTok since it seems like y'all have fun over there, but
...never mind.
...never mind.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I went over to TikTok since it seems like y'all have fun over there, but
...never mind.
...never mind.
To be very clear, he could still [redacted]. I was just taken ABACK.
August 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
To be very clear, he could still [redacted]. I was just taken ABACK.
You know what completely nonsensical thing lives in my head rent-free?
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
July 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know what completely nonsensical thing lives in my head rent-free?
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
Stephen A Smith's pronunciation of Ratatouille.
I chuckled.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
July 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I chuckled.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Apple TV+ said they're gonna get those subscriptions/views come hell or high water. Respect.
June 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Apple TV+ said they're gonna get those subscriptions/views come hell or high water. Respect.
*Tyler Perry writing Straw*
June 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
*Tyler Perry writing Straw*
Came back to the internet like...
June 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Came back to the internet like...
Genie, help. Lololol.
May 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Genie, help. Lololol.
Us: Just don't be an asshole, bruh.
Target:
Target:
May 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Us: Just don't be an asshole, bruh.
Target:
Target:
Me, coming to a social media feed near you in a few months:
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me, coming to a social media feed near you in a few months:
Are we drinking a lot of it or buying it and never finishing it?
May 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Are we drinking a lot of it or buying it and never finishing it?
Somebody's West Indian Cousin just left his home on a Tolkien-style quest to procure this shirt for his mesh shirt collection.
May 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Somebody's West Indian Cousin just left his home on a Tolkien-style quest to procure this shirt for his mesh shirt collection.
I just dropped this in a group chat. I 1000% shouldn't know who this man is.
Y'all did this to me.
Y'all did this to me.
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I just dropped this in a group chat. I 1000% shouldn't know who this man is.
Y'all did this to me.
Y'all did this to me.
Meanwhile...I'm over here, not watching Andor because I know they're about to take a machete to mine.
May 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Meanwhile...I'm over here, not watching Andor because I know they're about to take a machete to mine.
Queer people are fighting on insta. Black folks are kicking someone's back in here...it's in the air today, isn't it?
May 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Queer people are fighting on insta. Black folks are kicking someone's back in here...it's in the air today, isn't it?
Oh, Netflix is doing a documentary about Brett Favre's downfall...
April 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh, Netflix is doing a documentary about Brett Favre's downfall...
Whose uncle is trying to recreate this photoshoot?
April 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Whose uncle is trying to recreate this photoshoot?