dank serpico (he/him)
@abh93.bsky.social
bluesky/favorite my skeets/nothing but bluesky/skibidi
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
Pinned
*stoner anakin skywalker* i hate resin. it's sticky and it gets everywhere. anyway would you like to smoke some marijuana queen
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god I hate how funny this rotten nazi fuck is
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
god I hate how funny this rotten nazi fuck is
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It can’t be overstated that the New York Times is an inherently evil institution
Bret Stephens and the NYT played major roles in manufacturing consent for the Iraq War.
Now they appear to be running the same playbook on Venezuela.
Now they appear to be running the same playbook on Venezuela.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It can’t be overstated that the New York Times is an inherently evil institution
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Jamaica more or less out of the news entirely just a few weeks after Melissa hit. It shouldn't be.
"Hurricane Melissa changed the life of every Jamaican in less than 24 hours."
"Hurricane Melissa changed the life of every Jamaican in less than 24 hours."
‘This is survival’: Jamaica leads calls from vulnerable nations at Cop30
Countries including Mauritius and Cuba reiterate life-or-death nature of cutting emissions, calling it ‘a moral duty’
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Jamaica more or less out of the news entirely just a few weeks after Melissa hit. It shouldn't be.
"Hurricane Melissa changed the life of every Jamaican in less than 24 hours."
"Hurricane Melissa changed the life of every Jamaican in less than 24 hours."
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
isaac chotiner:
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
isaac chotiner:
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We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus
Real tweets from the White House are indistinguishable from anti-Trump AI slop.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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i basically never need to know when a shipping label has been created
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i basically never need to know when a shipping label has been created
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the case for taking bret stephens for a ride in a weird billionaire's submarine
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the case for taking bret stephens for a ride in a weird billionaire's submarine
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Incredibly funny bit to make a website populated exclusively by radical leftists that is overseen by right-wing bootlickers
Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Incredibly funny bit to make a website populated exclusively by radical leftists that is overseen by right-wing bootlickers
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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Room for the Jewish Space Lasers lady but Chuck Schumer wouldn’t endorse Mamdani
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Room for the Jewish Space Lasers lady but Chuck Schumer wouldn’t endorse Mamdani
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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My mother in law has this book on her coffee table and the first sentence of chapter 1 is, “one cannot spend 35 years looking at barley without acquiring an enormous amount of observations”
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My mother in law has this book on her coffee table and the first sentence of chapter 1 is, “one cannot spend 35 years looking at barley without acquiring an enormous amount of observations”
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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another point to reiterate is that a lot of the 21st century push around anti-lgbt legislation across africa is funded by white evangelical missionary organizations. they'll claim lgbt inclusion is a "western colonial" imposition while reading off scripts given to them by family watch international.
This is what ally ship looks like to me.
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
another point to reiterate is that a lot of the 21st century push around anti-lgbt legislation across africa is funded by white evangelical missionary organizations. they'll claim lgbt inclusion is a "western colonial" imposition while reading off scripts given to them by family watch international.
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normally i never complain about prisoners receiving humane treatment but i dont think its controversial to say that she got all of this because she lied to help donald trump avoid associations with epstein
Unique among inmates, Ghislaine Maxwell gets room service in her cell, after-hours access to recreation, a private visitor suite with refreshments and even a service-dog puppy to play with.
Is this a federal prison sentence or a comped stay at a Trump Hotel?
Is this a federal prison sentence or a comped stay at a Trump Hotel?
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Custom Meals and Pet A Puppy Behind Bars: Lawmakers
Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee say a whistleblower revealed that Maxwell has received special treatment in prison.
people.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
normally i never complain about prisoners receiving humane treatment but i dont think its controversial to say that she got all of this because she lied to help donald trump avoid associations with epstein
top 5 film genres:
- 2 queer women hatch a plot to kill a shitty man
- 2 friends take a road trip with or without the feds on their trail
- a group of made men sharing a single brain cell that runs on cocaine do crimes together
- a monster kills sex havers
- a warrior rolls into town, sternly
- 2 queer women hatch a plot to kill a shitty man
- 2 friends take a road trip with or without the feds on their trail
- a group of made men sharing a single brain cell that runs on cocaine do crimes together
- a monster kills sex havers
- a warrior rolls into town, sternly
Top 5 film genres
- dumb guys come up with a dumb plan that goes horribly awry
- dudes rock
- the education of a young person into the world of adults
- stopwatch thriller preferably involving an alcoholic expert who must stay sober
- doomed romance
- dumb guys come up with a dumb plan that goes horribly awry
- dudes rock
- the education of a young person into the world of adults
- stopwatch thriller preferably involving an alcoholic expert who must stay sober
- doomed romance
Top five film genres:
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
top 5 film genres:
- 2 queer women hatch a plot to kill a shitty man
- 2 friends take a road trip with or without the feds on their trail
- a group of made men sharing a single brain cell that runs on cocaine do crimes together
- a monster kills sex havers
- a warrior rolls into town, sternly
- 2 queer women hatch a plot to kill a shitty man
- 2 friends take a road trip with or without the feds on their trail
- a group of made men sharing a single brain cell that runs on cocaine do crimes together
- a monster kills sex havers
- a warrior rolls into town, sternly
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I just watched Kirk Cousins throw into triple coverage in November 2025. Just contract the franchise. The NFL can work with just 31 teams. Let us become a soccer town.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I just watched Kirk Cousins throw into triple coverage in November 2025. Just contract the franchise. The NFL can work with just 31 teams. Let us become a soccer town.
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch