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bluesky/favorite my skeets/nothing but bluesky/skibidi
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
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· Jan 5
MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
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Every dem (most of them) who began their venezuela statement with "maduro is bad and we are glad he is gone" should retire
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Every dem (most of them) who began their venezuela statement with "maduro is bad and we are glad he is gone" should retire
walz was about as good as a democratic governor can be. klobuchar would be about as bad as a democratic governor could be. her ceiling is barely north of walz's floor.
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar is being encouraged to run for Minnesota governor and is seriously considering it now that Tim Walz has dropped out of the race, according to a person familiar with her thinking.
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar seriously considering run for Minnesota governor
Klobuchar is among several Minnesota Democrats who may run for governor now that Walz has exited the race.
bit.ly
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
walz was about as good as a democratic governor can be. klobuchar would be about as bad as a democratic governor could be. her ceiling is barely north of walz's floor.
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Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
there hasn't been a band more tailor made for glue sniffing in the church basement since taking back sunday, we used to be a proper country
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
there hasn't been a band more tailor made for glue sniffing in the church basement since taking back sunday, we used to be a proper country
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
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Probably the best thing about every time we invade an oil-rich country is finding out that conservatives believe natural resources controlled by the US are for the benefit of American citizens! Sorry guys you’re thinking of a socialist country, we don’t play that shit here!
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Probably the best thing about every time we invade an oil-rich country is finding out that conservatives believe natural resources controlled by the US are for the benefit of American citizens! Sorry guys you’re thinking of a socialist country, we don’t play that shit here!
sorry but "given to fly," "i'm afraid of americans," "brimful of asha," "criminal," "jane says," and "karma police" are on this list and y'all think it sucks? this is largely a list of bangers, creed and co. notwithstanding
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
sorry but "given to fly," "i'm afraid of americans," "brimful of asha," "criminal," "jane says," and "karma police" are on this list and y'all think it sucks? this is largely a list of bangers, creed and co. notwithstanding
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
finally caved and got switch expansion pack so i can play game boy advance games (and the n64 games i don't already have on my childhood n64 that i rescued from the old house). when i get a switch 2 in like 2028 i'll have gamecube games too so that's nice. anyway who up sinning they punishment
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
finally caved and got switch expansion pack so i can play game boy advance games (and the n64 games i don't already have on my childhood n64 that i rescued from the old house). when i get a switch 2 in like 2028 i'll have gamecube games too so that's nice. anyway who up sinning they punishment
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Happy 70th birthday to guitar hero Nels Cline!
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Happy 70th birthday to guitar hero Nels Cline!
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COLD WAR 2 :
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
COLD WAR 2 :
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
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It's journalistic malpractice to write a piece like this and not mention that Machado was a supporter of the 2002 US-backed coup against Chavez (after which he was re-elected to government). That's also the rationale for banning candidacy. Pretty important context actually!
The United States has captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro. Opposition leader María Corina Machado has been one of his biggest critics.
Who is María Corina Machado, Venezuela's Nobel Peace Prize winning opposition leader?
The United States has captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro. Opposition leader María Corina Machado has been one of his biggest critics.
n.pr
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It's journalistic malpractice to write a piece like this and not mention that Machado was a supporter of the 2002 US-backed coup against Chavez (after which he was re-elected to government). That's also the rationale for banning candidacy. Pretty important context actually!
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
luigi and nicky, dir. elaine may
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
luigi and nicky, dir. elaine may
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happy birthday, michael stipe. let's celebrate
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
happy birthday, michael stipe. let's celebrate
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Anyone who posts “well Maduro is a dictator” or “many Venezuelans are happy” no matter what they say after are doing pro-coup bullshit and know that I hate you.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Anyone who posts “well Maduro is a dictator” or “many Venezuelans are happy” no matter what they say after are doing pro-coup bullshit and know that I hate you.
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Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
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Anyway, all solidarity to the people of Venezuela. If you’re an American, you are required to atone by reading this vital classic
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Anyway, all solidarity to the people of Venezuela. If you’re an American, you are required to atone by reading this vital classic
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Me at midnight on a Saturday struggling with a book that's taking way too long.
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Me at midnight on a Saturday struggling with a book that's taking way too long.
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reminds me of the time a friend went to Subway and ordered a "football meatlong"
I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
reminds me of the time a friend went to Subway and ordered a "football meatlong"
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“well maduro is also a bad guy—“ silence marvel movie watcher
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 AM
“well maduro is also a bad guy—“ silence marvel movie watcher