dank serpico (he/him)
@abh93.bsky.social
bluesky/favorite my skeets/nothing but bluesky/skibidi
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
Pinned
*stoner anakin skywalker* i hate resin. it's sticky and it gets everywhere. anyway would you like to smoke some marijuana queen
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Did a 90s rewatch double feature of Thelma & Louise and Devil in a Blue Dress. Both are spectacular star vehicles. And both have supporting performances from relative unknowns that made audiences ask, “Who in the world is THAT?”
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Did a 90s rewatch double feature of Thelma & Louise and Devil in a Blue Dress. Both are spectacular star vehicles. And both have supporting performances from relative unknowns that made audiences ask, “Who in the world is THAT?”
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I don’t believe anyone has created artificial intelligence but some are working hard on artificial stupidity
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I don’t believe anyone has created artificial intelligence but some are working hard on artificial stupidity
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Ikiru means "Live Mas"
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ikiru means "Live Mas"
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The great Neil Young turns 80 tomorrow.
To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:
To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:
80 Artists Pick Their Favorite Neil Young Song
Happy 80th birthday, Neil Young!
stereogum.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The great Neil Young turns 80 tomorrow.
To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:
To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:
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oh my god someone from the christy movie team reached out to someone about a tweet
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
oh my god someone from the christy movie team reached out to someone about a tweet
imagine being so evil that the UK is like "we're not comfortable sharing intelligence with you"
One of many costs to US murder (sorry, no better word for it) in Caribbean:
"United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal."
"United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal."
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
edition.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
imagine being so evil that the UK is like "we're not comfortable sharing intelligence with you"
worth noting that ansari has been an unwavering supporter of israel's genocide. imagine if she were to make the connection between america's inhumanity and that of its closest ally
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
worth noting that ansari has been an unwavering supporter of israel's genocide. imagine if she were to make the connection between america's inhumanity and that of its closest ally
until the hawks one says LEMON PEPPER WET you will not see a red cent from dank serpico
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
until the hawks one says LEMON PEPPER WET you will not see a red cent from dank serpico
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Trump take weed
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Trump take weed
my favorite line from this letter changes every time i read it but today it's "i now resemble nothing so much as an iguana"
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my favorite line from this letter changes every time i read it but today it's "i now resemble nothing so much as an iguana"
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[I grab a slice of pizza, but the toppings begin to slip off]
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[I grab a slice of pizza, but the toppings begin to slip off]
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
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I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.
*warren zevon "roland the headless thompson gunner" voice* the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald
look i know it doesn't work syllabically and is a bit heavy handed, but no one has ever written a song about this particular historical event so it falls on me, dank serpico, to fix that
look i know it doesn't work syllabically and is a bit heavy handed, but no one has ever written a song about this particular historical event so it falls on me, dank serpico, to fix that
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
*warren zevon "roland the headless thompson gunner" voice* the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald
look i know it doesn't work syllabically and is a bit heavy handed, but no one has ever written a song about this particular historical event so it falls on me, dank serpico, to fix that
look i know it doesn't work syllabically and is a bit heavy handed, but no one has ever written a song about this particular historical event so it falls on me, dank serpico, to fix that
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an eternal fave. and it has one of the most Neil lines ever: "I wanna wake up with no one around"
50 years of ZUMA. Just like everyday, it's a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
an eternal fave. and it has one of the most Neil lines ever: "I wanna wake up with no one around"
every interview i've seen with kelsea bond, they're misgendered. really bothers me.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
every interview i've seen with kelsea bond, they're misgendered. really bothers me.
cia stooge says what
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
cia stooge says what
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Starting 15 years ago Republicans started applying purity tests, embraced their extreme base and primaried moderate members. Now they are… in charge of three branches of government and doing fine. They are in charge, check it out.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Starting 15 years ago Republicans started applying purity tests, embraced their extreme base and primaried moderate members. Now they are… in charge of three branches of government and doing fine. They are in charge, check it out.
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It’s like getting mad at a bear for knocking over your trash and scattering it around the yard. I expect the bear to do it but I am disappointed if my neighbor does the same thing
There was a discussion on here about people that only get mad at Dems, and while I certainly think that’s not the way to live, there’s really so much you can say about the GOP. Like what am I supposed to do, say how disappointed I am Tommy Tuberville voted yes on this funding bill?
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s like getting mad at a bear for knocking over your trash and scattering it around the yard. I expect the bear to do it but I am disappointed if my neighbor does the same thing
*leonard cohen "first we take manhattan" voice* they sentenced me to 50 years of mortgage
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*leonard cohen "first we take manhattan" voice* they sentenced me to 50 years of mortgage
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.