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Lindsey
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Dollar menu millionaire
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Area man who lost his riding seat and flew 3000 kms to get back into government says people have to answer to their constituents.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Why is this happening again
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I'd say "hang it in the Louvre" but.....
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October 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.
A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images
October 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Someone at Rogers Centre is drafting up a contract right now, yes?
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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ok, enough talking about the rapture right before the rapture. it's like wearing the band merch you just bought at the concert.
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Buck!!
August 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How long have they been pumping up this fireworks thing? Lollll
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Never gonna get Hulk Hogan meat shoes now, are we?
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
JOEY LOOPS 👀
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Need a gif of that guy eating shit when trying to catch the Lukes homer plz
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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CALL THEM THE TORONTO BUE JAYS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO L'S UP IN THIS BITCH!
July 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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please rise and place your hand over your stomach
The pre-race Oscar Mayer Wiener song
May 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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the leafs org thought they were putting up a slogan, but they were actually putting up a diagnosis
May 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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how is the highlight of the Leafs in a Game 7 is Brandon Carlo saving a goal with his hole
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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It’s easier in Toronto to demolish a science museum that gets 1 million visitors a year than it is to remove a handful of street parking spots on a major thoroughfare
A bus route can have the widespread nickname of "Sufferin Dufferin" but some people will still be like we can't sacrifice a few parking spaces.
May 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Matthew Knies vs. the state of Florida
May 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Wow. These boys are tenacious. 💙🤍
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM