LP
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if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future
scott moir is the first person in history to engage in "straight-bating"
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
scott moir is the first person in history to engage in "straight-bating"
I've been in France for the last week *holds for applause* and anecdotally, "L'affaire Epstein" is taking up a huge amount of space in the media, both on air and in print.
The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I've been in France for the last week *holds for applause* and anecdotally, "L'affaire Epstein" is taking up a huge amount of space in the media, both on air and in print.
we're hearing it more and more
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
we're hearing it more and more
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eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
September 23, 2023 at 5:58 AM
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
Should add it into more sports tbh.
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Should add it into more sports tbh.
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I would love to be an Olympic wife guy and get accused by people online for "stealing her moment" when I go apeshit at the CBC Boston pizza watch party live feed when my wife wins a gold
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I would love to be an Olympic wife guy and get accused by people online for "stealing her moment" when I go apeshit at the CBC Boston pizza watch party live feed when my wife wins a gold
*Brad Pitt in Moneyball voice* How can you not be romantic about the Olympics?
February 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
*Brad Pitt in Moneyball voice* How can you not be romantic about the Olympics?
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
*Brad Pitt in Moneyball voice* How can you not be romantic about the Olympics?
We love an anthem with an A-B structure!
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
We love an anthem with an A-B structure!
*me in Paris*: what's better than this? guys (pronounced gi) bein' dudes
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
*me in Paris*: what's better than this? guys (pronounced gi) bein' dudes
"grilling is hidden unpaid male labor"
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"grilling is hidden unpaid male labor"
liberals' brains will explode when they fully internalize that the department of agriculture is built on rigidly enforced hierarchies
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
liberals' brains will explode when they fully internalize that the department of agriculture is built on rigidly enforced hierarchies
Sounds like the last time I was at Berghain
February 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Sounds like the last time I was at Berghain
imagine the world were heated rivalry becomes a global phenomenon and also ottawa picked up a goalie called "Bussi". i can't believe they punted on this opportunity
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
imagine the world were heated rivalry becomes a global phenomenon and also ottawa picked up a goalie called "Bussi". i can't believe they punted on this opportunity
This time it was in a 3-3 game with 5 minutes remaining. Better luck next time, I guess!
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
This time it was in a 3-3 game with 5 minutes remaining. Better luck next time, I guess!
Cozens and Batherson both have the same disease where they are good 95% of the time, but you can never actually relax when they are on the ice because of the you don't know when the remaining 5% will hit.
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Cozens and Batherson both have the same disease where they are good 95% of the time, but you can never actually relax when they are on the ice because of the you don't know when the remaining 5% will hit.
Also Dylan Cozens...maybe check that your dump in made it down the ice before you bail on your change and make it someone else's problem.
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Also Dylan Cozens...maybe check that your dump in made it down the ice before you bail on your change and make it someone else's problem.
This is stuff you see in warm-up. No move or deke, no toe-drag to adjust the angle, just telegraphs shot and shoots it. I feel like most NHL goalies would like their chances to save those.
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
This is stuff you see in warm-up. No move or deke, no toe-drag to adjust the angle, just telegraphs shot and shoots it. I feel like most NHL goalies would like their chances to save those.
Was that line change abominable? Yeah, absolutely. Make a fucking stop.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Was that line change abominable? Yeah, absolutely. Make a fucking stop.
Ottawa allowed one more shot for the entire rest of the game. Dominant defensive performance, except for one thing...
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Ottawa allowed one more shot for the entire rest of the game. Dominant defensive performance, except for one thing...
Ideas like "We Ain't Gonna See No Dames" and Communism
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Ideas like "We Ain't Gonna See No Dames" and Communism
I thought Hail, Caesar! was great but you have to be heavily Coen-Pilled to see the appeal imo
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I thought Hail, Caesar! was great but you have to be heavily Coen-Pilled to see the appeal imo
Only worth it if you're a Coen Brothers completionist sicko IMO.
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Only worth it if you're a Coen Brothers completionist sicko IMO.