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@6balls.bsky.social
professor rabbi charlie 6 balls. he/him, 30s.
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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Miyazawa Kenji, my translation
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Miyazawa Kenji, my translation
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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as Chanukah approaches I returned to something I wrote about the menorah and the difficulty of Jewish identity for the @jewishcurrents.bsky.social behaalotecha dvar torah
jewishcurrents.org/parshah/june...
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December 24, 2024 at 3:17 AM
as Chanukah approaches I returned to something I wrote about the menorah and the difficulty of Jewish identity for the @jewishcurrents.bsky.social behaalotecha dvar torah
jewishcurrents.org/parshah/june...
jewishcurrents.org/parshah/june...
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(solemnly turns to camera) every day, sixteen thousand bangers don't make it because people are too far from their phones. don't be a statistic. never log off
Accepting condolence cards for the banger I thought of while washing dishes just now but forgot entirely before I could get to my phone, it perished too soon
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
(solemnly turns to camera) every day, sixteen thousand bangers don't make it because people are too far from their phones. don't be a statistic. never log off
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
I do feel bad for people who have to call snow days. no matter what half the response is like "I'm going to sue you when the terror happens to me" and the other half is like "in my day I dog sledded to school in 12 ft of snow. this is why kids these days have learning disabilities"
January 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I do feel bad for people who have to call snow days. no matter what half the response is like "I'm going to sue you when the terror happens to me" and the other half is like "in my day I dog sledded to school in 12 ft of snow. this is why kids these days have learning disabilities"
we really did go off with latkes. and the general concept of a holiday celebrating oil
January 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
we really did go off with latkes. and the general concept of a holiday celebrating oil
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Your friends only like you because you are a singular, irreplaceable light in their lives and the fabric of their existence would be diminished without you in it
June 19, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Your friends only like you because you are a singular, irreplaceable light in their lives and the fabric of their existence would be diminished without you in it
happy chanukah, everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 10:58 PM
happy chanukah, everyone!
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Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner
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December 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner
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made some early latkes for a party at work and I'm absolutely hulking out. I'm a simple man. I fucking love fried potatoes
December 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
made some early latkes for a party at work and I'm absolutely hulking out. I'm a simple man. I fucking love fried potatoes
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Kabbalist 1: we should talk about the significance of this word here
Kabbalist 2: what? that doesn't mean anything?
Kabbalist 1: yeah but when you convert it to gematria and then turn it upside down, it spells boobies
Kabbalist 2: nice
Kabbalist 1: nice
Kabbalist 2: what? that doesn't mean anything?
Kabbalist 1: yeah but when you convert it to gematria and then turn it upside down, it spells boobies
Kabbalist 2: nice
Kabbalist 1: nice
December 9, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Kabbalist 1: we should talk about the significance of this word here
Kabbalist 2: what? that doesn't mean anything?
Kabbalist 1: yeah but when you convert it to gematria and then turn it upside down, it spells boobies
Kabbalist 2: nice
Kabbalist 1: nice
Kabbalist 2: what? that doesn't mean anything?
Kabbalist 1: yeah but when you convert it to gematria and then turn it upside down, it spells boobies
Kabbalist 2: nice
Kabbalist 1: nice
every time I try to use alt text the post won't go through and says the pic can't upload? not sure what to do about that
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
every time I try to use alt text the post won't go through and says the pic can't upload? not sure what to do about that
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People have been so happy on social media the past few days I think it might be the first time UnitedHealthcare has ever helped with mental health
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
People have been so happy on social media the past few days I think it might be the first time UnitedHealthcare has ever helped with mental health
a child just asked me "what's the name of the girl with the long skin?" and when I said I did not know who she meant she said "oh yeah, it's okay, you can call her whatever you want." I'm frightened
December 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
a child just asked me "what's the name of the girl with the long skin?" and when I said I did not know who she meant she said "oh yeah, it's okay, you can call her whatever you want." I'm frightened
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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realistic like dracula
November 25, 2024 at 3:48 AM
realistic like dracula
once one of my coworkers looked over at a very quiet, sweet, thoughtful kid (he liked to organize the bookshelves to calm down) who was at that moment sitting serenely on a bench instead of playing and said "the mensch on a bench..." and this has become such a thing I think to myself about children
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
once one of my coworkers looked over at a very quiet, sweet, thoughtful kid (he liked to organize the bookshelves to calm down) who was at that moment sitting serenely on a bench instead of playing and said "the mensch on a bench..." and this has become such a thing I think to myself about children
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Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
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November 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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Two things you should know about me:
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Two things you should know about me:
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
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Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years