THAT is the appropriate response

tried to post a picture and this website just refuses to allow me to do so, I guess, but tonight we had the annual chanukah narrowly avoided fire emergency when the match flew across the room, lit, and landed on C's body pillow. and thankfully not a cat.

dbsjdkdhdhd well that's not MY fault

kinda mad these are so good when they're for WORK but also I'm stoned so I could have a higher opinion of them than the average man at this moment

🫡 we'll see if that works...next time

not my omeprazole in pride of place with the shabbos candles